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[–]crazymakoto231 points232 points233 points 6 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link
Women are impossible to please. Just look at Eve in the Garden of Eden. She had a literal paradise and still wanted more and corrupted her husband. This is the first story in the Bible btw. It literally warns us in the beginning.
[–]Alitar1580 points81 points82 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
based bible
[–]Number1sun41 points42 points43 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Based and redpilled
[–][deleted] 51 points52 points53 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
the people who wrote the Bible were seriously Red Pilled. Its basically a manuscript about keeping these women in their place. then there is some magical fairy dust sprinkled in between.
[–][deleted] 29 points30 points31 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That it does, this is a very solid point
[–]IfonlyIwasgay27 points28 points29 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yup. That's why it says that through women, came the beginning of sin.
[–]Mashfikur20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
All Abrahamic religious books are redpilled af
[–]taotedude4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So was buddha. Read the Jakarta Tales http://www.buddhazero.com/women-just-want-money/
[–]RevolutionaryPea711 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm not religious but I recommend reading the first bit of Genesis to everyone here. It's literally like the first few pages of the Bible. Solid wisdom.
ding ding ding we have a winner
[–]Aivine1314 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know right!!! Literally Samuel was one of the strongest man in the bible and he fell in love with a pharisee. And this woman name was delilah. His family, friends, neighbors were against it because she was in a different religion and the family beliefs didn't match hers. They never liked her. At that time the pharisees was one the most hated people because of the sinful things they did. But all in the name of "love" Sam married delilah and troubles started happening. The pharisees soldiers somehow were always sneaking into Samuel's house and try to kill him but he always beat them up because he was strong. Sam was confused on how they come there every night. They kept on doing for a while until one day delilah asked sam what's his weaknesses and Sam's weakness was his hair. His hair was the reason why he was strong. God told his family to never cut Sam's hair or tell any pharisee. One day delilah cut all of sams hair just so he could lose his strength. All of a sudden the soldiers came in and captured sam. Delilah was behind all of this and she did this for the sake of money. You see how evil woman are. Sam got his eyes removed and was whipped several times until he begged for merciness upon God and God gave him back his strength and he broke down a whole building and the building unfortunately collapsed on him. He died. Women have been evil for centuries. They're lying back stabbers. They choose desire over empathy. They deceive men to get what they want. The bible has multiple stories on this. God himself knows that women are snakes and are easy to be tempted. Women will be doing this from generation to generation. The cycle will continue and it's gonna get worse. This story was a warning and a sign for me to be careful and aware around women. Sorry for the long paragraph ;)
[–]SweetPeaRiaing2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Adam was as corrupted by Eve as Eve was by the serpent. They both made their own choices. Perhaps Adam should have gone his own way..?
[–]GreetingsFromErf3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'm pretty sure the serpent didn't do shit. He just happened to be in the garden when Eve needed someone to blame.
[–]SweetPeaRiaing0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s not what it says in the book
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I wonder why adam listened to that hoe eve... fucking hoe... if he told her to fuck off and suck his dick maybe we would have all been naked living a great spiritual life forever.
Did you know Adam had a first wife named Lilith who did just that and left the garden? Then they had to make him a second wife from his rib bc he needed a woman in his life apparently.
Plus, the sinful tree was the tree of knowledge, they couldn’t have sex until eating from it. So they would be naked but just friends.
[–]Chaos_LightDark1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
2000 year old redpill
Still fresh
[–]filosophicalaardvark82 points83 points84 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Not interested in pleasing women. stfu and gtfo you twitwhore
[–]gay_ghost_god0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
women are impossible to please because.. women don't know what they want! Tell them what they want.
[–]ryderlefeg80 points81 points82 points 6 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
Funny how everyone I know with girl friends always complains about them often texting back late. It's mainly a woman problem, not a man problem.
[–]BroscienceGuy54 points55 points56 points 6 years ago* (6 children) | Copy Link
Despite them being on their phone all the time
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[–]taotedude22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds wrong, but you're absolutely right.
[–]breathen1238 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
true words
but the best thing to do is to ditch out bitches and have some fun somewhere else
[–]2213448412 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I seeyou made some typos. Its ok tho, youre not on your phone all the time
[–]RevolutionaryPea76 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They're on their phones constantly. If they don't text back it's because they don't want to, or because Chad is balls deep inside.
[–]Cyronsan15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
They like making men wait.
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[–]RedTwoPointO12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Chad and Tyrone's phones blowing up, whilst simps wait around.
[–]markus_brutus2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Too busy talking to the endless list of guys chasing her
[–]bk683041 points42 points43 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
girls aren't hard to please...
Are you fucking serious? GTFO.
[–]WrongTime016 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Biggest lie of the decade
[–]bk68301 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The decade? Make it the century and you'll still be far from the reality.
[–]Hawgster24 points25 points26 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Women always want more and more and are Never happy. They think the grass is always greener on the other side and they can do better than you.
[–]NationalLurkersParty6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
always trying to swing to a higher branch
[–]King_Yautja20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Female happiness is like Schrödinger's cat. What do they want? Everything they don't have. As soon as they get it, they don't want it any more. So their happiness exists in an entirely theoretical superposition that can never be observed.
[–]richlad10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I never found a girl who didn't allow sleeping with other women.
Trick is you let her do it first.
[–]Patricijaobjectdude12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
When I was 14 and learned about sex and relationships, I kept asking people
"If you loved chocolate of all kinds, why would you limit yourself to buying just one brand of chocolate over and over again without 100% guarantee it would be given to you?"
I am almost 23 and I still havent gotten an asnwer to that analogy.
[–]WrongTime011 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The real answer: everybody wants you to. There is no logical reason why you should ever marry or even be in a committed relationship considering everything will be stolen from you the moment you try. Taste all the chocolate, don’t be a brand shill
[–]EpicFruityPie6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Man I use to hate that "I text you over an hour ago!" Yeah I know it's funny I have a life and a text can wait fuck off bitch. Also go feed yourself you fat fuck.
[–]casket_pimp0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My ex had me make a snapchat, I figured just so we could send pics easier. Some time later she was snapchatting with someone and I notice she's watching the little avatar because it shows ypu if the person is looking at the conversation and if they're typing. So that's why she wanted me to go through snapchat.
I deleted snap chat, went back to signal, and turned off delivery and read receipts.
[–]Cyronsan5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Well, she was talking to the world's #1 actor-billionaire-skydiver-astronaut-inventor-entrepreneur-president. The rules are a bit different for everyone else.
[–]TrueProfessor7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Then she will fuck a low life tall guy with a jawline for the genes and expect support from the Husband.
[–]Cyronsan4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Always wants "the other guy", that's the rule. Until she gets the other guy (and repeat.)
[–]Arch_Impaler4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What is there to appreciate?
[–]Cyronsan14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You have to appreciate how a human being (supposedly) can spend her entire life being an infant, and still be coddled by society.
[–]RedTwoPointO4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Love how 'feed us' is #3. Of course it is sweetheart, cause i'm paying the bill i bet.
[–]ilovejuices33 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That list is bullshit.
All that matters is looks, money, status.
[–]drgonzo172 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh and pay my bills
[–]Nickmarcelo2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Feed me, give me gifts and money is the entitled part. Everything else should apply to both sides and then it is cool imo.
[–]RyansPutter1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shit test.
[–]motherfucking_sisko1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Reading that made tea come out my nose.
[–]Darkmaster858451 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"don't have any demands of your own"
[–]horonlapsi1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looks like who to take care of pet
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I love gravity falls :/
[–]Electronic_Record1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
veritas
[–]spaceman_spliff7771 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Appreciate us the most loaded word there is, all the rest are definitive statements that may be done easily.
Appreciate means includes but isn’t limited to the following: tell her she’s right when she’s wrong. Have her back over your friends and family; especially when she’s wrong. Tell her she looks great when she adds 50+ lbs. buy her useless shit she already has, but wants dah new one. Give her full control over the style, size, and interior decorating options of your apartment/house. And be ready for fights, just because she’s bored.
Fuck girls who use this kind of language.
[–]when_its_too_late1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Saw that post on Instagram yesterday, meme makers sure are quick
“Feed us” she essentially flat-out told everyone they’re completely incapable of providing for themselves
[–]moneyforcolleg1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Try bathing.
[–]Localgangsta01 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Basically do the opposite of everything on that list.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMGK7GVrrl4
[–]thruthedoors1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
thot with the mirror selfie you forgot a few more lines or I think they were unexpectedly cropped out...
here goes...
you must be a hypermodel, at least 8 foot tall, have an 8 inch weiner, fully chiseled and make 8 figures every week
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