I'm going to cut to the chase. Today I found myself arguing with my girlfriend. Why? She decided that a really good friend of mine was staring at her because their eyes met once in an exam room. Proof? She has an automatic "Women Safety Mechanism" that can tell when she is being stared at. I called bullshit, and the argument ensued.
I started out by politely explaining to her that the dude is a respectable mate and probably doesn't mean harm. I proceeded to link her several wikis to debunk her theory that "Women can feel malicious intent through their minds". I don't even understand what the fuck was going through my mind that I decided to waste my time explaining and servicing this absolute nutjob. When I had completely dismantled every theory she threw at me, she tried to win the argument by claiming "My beliefs are my beliefs, and I won't stop believing them if you say so". This was fucking it. I have been with her since almost two years, just because she doesn't pull out feminist shit like every other woman I have been with, but this was some serious SJW type fuckery. My internet went out just moments after her message so I couldn't reply, but when I booted up the internet again, I saw these messages :
"I don't wanna argue anymore" "I will talk to you tommorow." "I might say something extremely mean otherwise" "Bye"
Now I am fuming like fuck and I have a writer's block that's stopping me from absolutely destroying this woman.
I'm going to mention here that the guy is actually one of the nicest people I know, and yes, she implied he wanted to harass her by "staring". What I think went down? I think he was sitting idle in the exam room like the stupid cunt that he is, and decided to look around for something interesting to gaze at while he waited for the exam to be over. He probably met her gaze once or twice because there are about 20 people in a room and she decided that he was constantly staring at her. I think so because I do this too. And having one of your good bros getting called out for harassing by your own girlfriend just pisses me off.
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