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[–]shandsup[S] 82 points83 points84 points 6 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link
I'm not sure if that's even possible, but if it's true...holy shit
[–]transcis68 points69 points70 points 6 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
Averaging two guys a week it would only take 15 years.
[–]shandsup[S] 63 points64 points65 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well she said she's comfortable with that. I wonder if she's also comfortable with her mountain of STDs
[–]deadBeefCafe201438 points39 points40 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Where do you think the makers of Gardasil got the specimen to determine which strands of HPV to vaccinate against?
[–]Sar0123439 points40 points41 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I think many men don't even jerk off 1500 times in their entire lives lol
[–]WadeWilsonsThoughts20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not with that attitude
[–]RosemanButcher5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's like a year or two at most
[–]1fastIrocZ4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I think most men broke 1,500 before they graduated high school.
[–]eyewant3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Four years of Highschool : Freshman, Sophomore, Junior, Senior.
Days in four years = 1460
Checks out.
[–]1fastIrocZ0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If you start at age 12 that's 6-7 years or 2190-2555 days, I didn't mean just high school, I meant from start of puberty until graduation.
[–]GreatWallOfDeath1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I started when I was 9, lol
[–]Bonesteel5012 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
When you are an effective prostitute like this chick you can work in more than 2 a week!
[–]transcis6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
We are talking averages. Sure some weeks could be more, but other weeks the regulars will come and you can't count them again, right?
[–]NohoTwoPointOh9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Screwing every day with a day or two of rest would cut that down even more. In Uni, it is easy to have a few in a single day.
[–]AdrenalineJunkySloth0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's an extreme amount of work.
[–]Next_Flow10 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
you think she's only 28?
[–]0signal011 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's a walking petri dish.
[–]Delifier1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have seen cases of parties where everything with a dick has been gobbled down. >-<
[–]honda_vfr53 points54 points55 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Former Dancer
hahaha
[–]larag567824 points25 points26 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Did she even have time to dance LOL
[–]Your_Coke_Dealer13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s a euphemism for ‘stripper’
[–]GigamusPrime2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The Horizontal Mambo?
[–]Patricijaobjectdude0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe the sex was the dancing.
[–]22skeet10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Former prostitute*
[–]Borsao6648 points49 points50 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Translation: Stripper
[–]mechdemon12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ding ding ding! Get this man a prize! Oh wait, he IS the prize!
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My old conditioning...I was like, oh...a ballerina...never mind, probably a stripper.
[–][deleted] 46 points47 points48 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What a whore.
[–][deleted] 33 points34 points35 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hookers have sex with several men per day. That number could be easily reached just under a couple of years.
[–]Teflon0819123 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've always been ok with guys sharing me
And if public toilets were sentient, I'm sure they'd all think the same as well!
[–][deleted] 19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So is "sharing me" the new I'm a hoe?
[–]krazye8712 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm never having sex again. This is just fucking disgusting. Just having my penis exist near this skank would make me contract something deadly. What the fuck lol.
[–]cryptomoonlanding11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There’s porn actresses that fucked less dicks. Lol
[–]247spyz4life5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How is she still alive? You’d think STDs would’ve claimed her by now
[–]markus_brutus5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd like to see if she's also comfortable telling that to her future husband.
[–]velkafanboy314 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I too enjoy flesh eating STDs
[–]Leland_Darkwood2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Used goods
[–]lazercrazy32 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Maybe she’s had several 3 somes.
[–]thegl252 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's coming for Wilt Chamberlain's 20k
[–]Prototype_Grendel2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I too have lost count, but im pretty sure its under 20. If i really gave a shit, i could try and work it out at least though.
[–]quickGunShoot2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Former dancer = stripper
[–]Soldierbosh1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r\unpopular opinion here. I actually feel a little sorry for her. You have to wonder at how low her self-esteem must be to bang 1500 dudes. Presumably she isn't actually a professional sex-worker, she just bangs. I bet her Dad is absent, a fucking boomer, or both.
SMH. For me, the most unforgivable aspect of third wave feminism is that it doesn't actually help women. I'm not white-knighting here. I get that some feminist may wish to improve the lot of women, and this life can be hard. But if empowerment means banging 1500 dudes, then what exactly is the point? I wouldn't recommend a dude banging that many womens either, it can't be good for anyone.
[–]DigiThug0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's not true, I mean come on, it had to be one different guy a day, for 4 years straight. Even prostitutes have steady clients, they can't reach that number. At least I hope so. Damn this is literally a kiss of a thousand cocks.
[–]Fanz_Alt0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
what a thot
[–]THOTdestroyer_60000 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's true. I found a video of her ex describing her pussy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZNZYOQ_tt8
[–]Helikzhan0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And to think this woman has likely tried to boil down her persona to that of a church mouse.
AWALT.
[–]I_hate_roastbeef0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just man the fuck up and marry her, you incel!
[–]delongpike0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She need a "good man" - Lol. Simps & "White Knights" line up !
That doesn't sound remotely plausible... unless she's throwing a train party weekly she has to be giving at least one blowjob per week to a different guy for 28 years.
[–]outcast950 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Noooooooo echoes
[–]630am_now0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same lady: https://9gag.com/gag/a1or3Qw/and-get-this-woman-bunch-of-dicks
[–]t353tfb0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Without being judgmental, what this tells me is that she and I have essentially nothing in common. Fine, whatever, it doesn't take anything out of my pocket. Good luck lady, don't come begging to me if it doesn't work out.
[–]writefromwork0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This glimpse is just the top of the iceberg. Truly is a clown world. link
"I'm not a traditional submissive, I just allow myself to be shared by the guys I date, and now, by my husband. There have been many times that a guy has had me entertain his friends, and a lot of those guys weren't really attractive to me. "
" I sort of feel proud that my guy thinks I'm skilled or talented enough that he wants his friends to know. "
"I've never really been bothered by having a reputation as the slutty girl. It was and has always been my choice to be slutty. I enjoy sex, I enjoy giving head. I love to be desired by men and women. It makes me feel good to make a man cum, and to have him brag to his friends about how good I am at getting him off. It's exciting to know that my man is so pleased with my sexual skills that he wants to show me off, and let his friends experience my mouth and pussy.
My reputation as a slut is empowering."
[–]duong90060 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This "resumé", if true, surely will make her a fit candidate for the Manager of Manche Tunnel, LOL.
[–]dourdan0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
former dancer?
hope she saved her money for when she looses her looks
[–]Ebenezer_Truth0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
holy shit there has to be actual street walkers that cringe at that number, her monkey must look like Gene Simmons' face
[–]Banned_For_Opinion0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've fucked 13 women. I know all of their names. Most women cannot say this with confidence.
Quora is troll central.
[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points-3 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Can name about thirty of em but lost count, it's human.
[–]shandsup[S] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
30 vs 1500
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Actually thin a number is meaningless, like I said I've lost count should I be ashamed?
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