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[–]Lotus_towers83 points84 points85 points 9 years ago (29 children) | Copy Link
Honestly, this story sounds FAF, like it was written by a lonely beta neckbeard. I've fucked women with boyfriends and I know other "Chads" who have done the same, this is NOT how it happens. lmao.
[–]beam_me_up2017 points points points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
this story sounds FAF
Probably right, but so is Batman and I'll watch that shit all day.
[+]mandolathebarbarian[S] -14 points-13 points-12 points 9 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Trust me, I was in awe as it was happening. The same cocky forward direct approach worked several more times as well. I even helped a friend with it. He was texting this girl and was getting no where. I took his phone and within 5 mins she was talking about sex etc. We all know they don't want a nice guy but it's unreal what gets their attention sometimes.
[–]UALaxbro10 points11 points12 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Easily one of the dumbest stories I've heard on this thread. Clearly never happened
[–]deusdork0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What does OP even brag about
[–]mandolathebarbarian[S] 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
UALaxbro,
I can tell that your disbelief makes you a prime target for this sort of thing. I'm willing to bet the love of your life has told you heart warming things, just to go visit Chad later that night for a quick pounding. Meanwhile, you're at home writing her love letters and planning your next date at Chillis.
[–]UALaxbro0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Last time I dated a girl was in 7th grade lmao I'm in college and just pick up chicks at the bar
[–]Mckallidon3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Cucks just jealous they've never made it work. Fuck them ive seen this shit myself.
[–]mandolathebarbarian[S] 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Mckallidon,
Exactly. I'm laughing my ass off at the people who think this never happened. They are the betas that trust their precious snowflake, while she's doing vile things behind his back.
[–]Mckallidon0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
A lot of dudes on here think they know, but they don't. I had women tell me to cum in their pussy and then I would drop them off at their apartment that they lived in with their chump boyfriend lol. Bitches are sick as fuck, just like the Necro songs say. One of them I wouldn't be surprised if she had him lick her later this bitch was so nuts. And these are middle class suburban white chicks going to nursing school lol. Not obvious thots or trolls.
A friend I had back in the day really fucked up with his baby mama so she was living there but totally itching to get back at him or do shit that might straighten him out. Would have left him if she could afford it or another guy took her. I never fucked her. Which now I deeply regret. It's my single biggest regret. Only because she was so crazy I probably would have reached a new Apex with her. But anyways she started putting out the vibe to me because we made out one time a month before she got with him and she still always had a small crush on me. Plus she knew stuff because I banged her half-sister for awhile so she knew I could fuck. I lightly responded and it got nuts fast.
If he went to go somewhere else in the house she'd flash me her tits or show me her underwear real quick and whisper "get it" with this eye thing she did that made my balls swell. She'd wear a robe and lingerie and intentionally bend over randomly if I was walking behind her and grind me if no one would see. Then she'd stand back up tune around and put her head on my chest while she rubbed it and tell me she needed a real man. A few times I played with her pussy when he went for a beer run and I made her squirt so she had to change. She looked all flustered and he was weird when he came home bc he knew something weird was up. This is the type of dude the critics are lol.
One time I spent the night on their couch after a bar crawl and she snuck down in nothing but a robe and woke me up by playing with my dick. I woke up so hard and right before she went to straddle me, she told me she wanted to be my "fucking concubine",but only we could get caught. I've never been so excited in my life bc of how evil, twisted, primal and fucked up this was. It was like middle school again lol. I blew instantly before she even got me inside while she was rubbing me on her pussy. I shot a massive load all over her front and she just rubbed it on her her stomach and pussy and told me it's okay. You'll get used to me. And she had those crazy eyes. We used to always joke we could tell she was a good fuck bc of those eyes.
She started seeing me at work and we made out one time but almost got caught by his mom. So we cooled it. But she would always still put out the signal and would randomly tell me shit like literally "let's get an apartment I have a job, I'll get him on child support, and you can do whatever you want with me whenever you want and I'll cook you dinner every night m". All sorts of shit. All not just behind his back but sometimes with him around! Messed up shit. I wasn't ready though.
They're married now. I don't feel bad tho. Except for not snagging her for a minute. He was a faggot and didn't handle her right. I treated her better and had a way bigger dick and she would have killed for that. I think she only married him for provisioning and a ring because she still treats him like shit lol. She guilted him into marriage after all that shit she said to me. She probably would have let me breed her and she would have had no qualms about making it his liability. And this is a normal appearing girl. Office job. Dresses well. Speaks well. Some education. Dresses classy as fuck when she goes out. Takes care of herself. Total babe. Total sweet heart turned sour by his weakness.
[–]mandolathebarbarian[S] 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Precisely! I'm glad someone else gets it. These whores are from another planet I swear. I just posted another one of my tales, go check it out. It will probably get lambasted by neckbeards who are in complete denial that it's even possible.
[–]Mckallidon0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Will do breh. Fuck the cucks.
[–]BargainBinBoyfriend5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Nothing I've done, but having had Chad buddies and known quite a few 20-23 year old women and their antics, I can say that this is plausible. Not common, but it happens.
[–]mandolathebarbarian[S] 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
My prime Alpha Chad moments were when I was 24-26 and nailed like four 10/10 18-19 year olds in a row in a 6 week span. The 18 year old me would have never believed it possible.
[–]BargainBinBoyfriend9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I've never had a hot streak with girls that hot, but it is amazing how one can get on a heater and it's like you can't not score. Females have a sixth sense for that kind of confidence.
[–]mandolathebarbarian[S] 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've similarly been on cold streaks as well. You're right though, if you can ever get two plates spinning at once your 3rd and 4th will be so easy.
[–]Mckallidon1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Yeah they do. They know when you've been laying a lot of pipe and are in demand.
Man when I was 23 I had this streak that to this day is like how the fuck did that happen. I was super messed up in the head by a crazy childhood I hadn't dealt with yet, and a horrible breakup with a total whackjob. I was actually at the lowest point of my life, usually drunk by 10am and doing lots of drugs all night Thursday through Sunday. Slept like 40 hours a week. Was between a part time roommate situation when friends gf was gone for week and sleeping in my tent. Wasn't eating well and stopped working out and would pass out on different spots all the time without even making it back to my base because Id be so smashed. Went through about half as many jobs as women. Walked right out of one restaurant to go smash on the beach. Driving with no license in a car with an expired inspection with ounces of weed in the trunk. Being an absolute shitbag. Crashed my truck into my friend's mother's house lol. I was a hot mess of flaming shit that in every arena of life that needed to be stomped out. That total nothing to lose attitude and the complete inability to fucking care about myself let alone anyone else was killer for my game even if I was dead inside. I'm convinced being functional isn't my default mode and hurts my game relatively speaking. Every time I start slipping and sucking at life I wind up with groupies.
Admittedly it was largely just a confluence of lots of prime opportunities that I magically didn't fuck up. But that's what it is half the time anyways. I had a week where I fucked 4 different girls all week with 2 a day. Except Tuesday I fucked three of them. Never showered that day lol. Still had them around time to time after this span but not like that. Had this weekend where I had 4 threesomes with the same 2 chicks. One of the times we we all dropped acid and fucked for 4 hours and then just did weird shit we wound up laughing about after fornlike another two. Incredible shit. Busted in both the last time because well, I was a degenerate addict that had zero limits and they fucking begged for it when I told them I was going to. I literally said "I'm going to fucking fill you up tonight slut" and she fucking started howling. It took me another month to fully process how quickly I needed to just get a new belt for my notches. Had an old off and on girl come back around, and this girl was sick so on top of my plates and random encounters, I had this nympho, that wasn't able to have kids btw, loved being completely dominated and anything imaginable. Most hookups with her were an all holes filled borderline abuse night. She used to text me to drive by her mom's house where she was staying to fuck her in the yard almost every night. I didn't go if I was preoccupied. Now that I know shit turns out this girl is borderline and she was depraved as fuck this time around compared to summer after high school. Used to make me spit on her and call her degrading shit. I could just string two bad words together while holding her neck and she'd fucking squirt if my finger was in her ass. Fucked a random cougar with her kids home while her husband was gone. Hopefully I'm a story that guy wasn't supposed to hear. The thing not worth bragging about is that I fucked a much much older woman from a bar. Like late 50s early 60s. Didn't fully know what I was doing before or after but the actual sex I remember like yesterday. I thought I was going back to her place to hang out with a group of people to keep drinking and then when it turned out it was just us walking to her place I just let whatever happened happen because I needed a place to sleep that wasn't my car or in a tent. She gave me her number so yeah, I went back for more a few times. I was also seeing this single mom who gave the best head I have ever had in my life. I was also new to online dating and although I didn't do much with it, I hooked up with a few girls from POF then too. One of them said she was 19 when we talked online and she had her own place. Turned out later that it was her dad's rental property and he had her living there for college and she was only 17. I only found out because one of her friends slipped without knowing the lie. I was scared, and it was the only thing I really had felt in a while, and got pissed and cut it off. I think I was more pissed that she was ruining my cognitive dissonance than lying because I always assume they're lying. In my head I was like well, as long as I never do it again until it's legal I have a good defense case based on strong plausible deniability. She lied about her she in person, over text and on her social media. She lived alone in an apt. Had I known I wouldn't have but how would I have figured. To this day, and I only fucker her like 6/7 times, and she is now married with two kids, she stalks me on social networking and messages me. We never even had anything like a real relationship lol. I haven't seen her in years but guaranteed she would cheat on her husband instantly if I put it out there. She told me a few years back before she got married that she missed me and I was the only guy that ever made her cum. And cum she did. I might still be. She's married and swoons for me still any way she can lol. Maybe her husband will take one for the team for me lol.
In 7 weeks I had scored 23 different women between 17 and ?, most of them multiple times, half the time more than one per day, everything from hot 8 to 2 lol, and I didn't have a job, barely practiced normal hygiene and was essentially living like a rock star off of nothing. Commitment was never even on the table and half the time I was ignoring one to fuck the other. Indont think they even cared. I learned how to be a better human being but I never quite learned how to ever trust women again after my breakup and that window of pure lunacy. I fucked a random chick and we never even exchanged names. I woke up in a buddy's spare bedroom after raged with a friend of a friend of his gf riding me. Apparently she had been on me awhile and I woke up a minute before I gave her the Milky Way. I know that's not incredible number-hotness-wise, but holy fuck I literally didn't even try and was basically in "nice jeans" mode for the volume.
Bitches are sick. Be sicker.
[–]soyDonEladio0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bitches are sick. Be sicker. - Can we put this at the RP Quotes app?
Man this is similar to me. I went through two long term relationships, and then became unemployed. I had money stashed away though. But I just didn't give any fucks about anything whatsoever. That's when I couldn't keep them off me. I swung and missed a few times in that period but I knocked it out of the park 90% of the time. This was a 2 year span of pure debauchery, and emptiness. But it opened my eyes to what women were capable of.
Yeah it's nuts how it works like that. It's like you inadvertently accept just enough of the precepts because of a massive life upheaval leaving you with questions, and now you see what was always there, and it's too much to ignore, and so you follow it all the way down to the bottom until the pill has been swallowed and internalized and you become someone stronger. And this was long before reddit or TRP but it was still the same experience. I always had a lot of older dude friends so they redpilled me good OG style. Taught me everything they knew. Told me to never marry back in the 90s lol. These dudes were bleeding edge for their day. When I found this sub I was like holy fucking shit it's about time!
For me I had to go all the way to the edge. I have zero shame and own every moment of that period of my life. It's not until you've handled the worst that you're ready for the best. Because they're all one stupid gf and few drinks away from anything. You have to really know what you're contending with to really be able to act right at the moments of truth. It's crazy too when you've treated them like total shit and they love you for it and you start thinking this is what used to scare and own me? Then you get back to nicer girls and it becomes like a review tutorial lol.
Cheers breh!
[–]Mckallidon1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've seen it go down like this. He already had the pump primed for weeks before he even went in there that day. Her subconscious was already saddling him up before the neocortex got the message.
If she was already attracted and wanted it, she's in that state of mind where she's not looking at the big picture and is just excited it's happening with zero effort on her part. One of my best friends operates harder than this with high conversion. He is also good at knowing the type and knowing where they're at mentally even if they don't. Low failure because he "knows". But he is a fucking charming ass sociopath. Pure limbic system with a vocabulary. Most better looking dudes couldn't pull this shit off with their wiring. This guy could sell AIDS to Africans.
I've been almost like this. I once asked a girl I just met at a party if she wanted to make out jokingly after her and her friends were talking shit about her boyfriend. She laughed and it went into casual convo but the seed was planted. Her feet were like a compass to find me. If I walked away her body would tilt towards me. Her eyes got bigger if we held eye contact. She was anxious and responding to my physical advances. She even lost her frame and did this head thing here she looked up to me like I was her man when I rushed her arm. We didn't even exchange names yet when I first said that and she immediately had given me that look that says "maybe". She didn't even know the people I came with. I wound up fucking her on a bag of garbage in the back of a ratty Ford escort with a broken door a few hours later because we obviously hit it off and I closed HAM. We were sitting on a couch and her friend left. I looked over and she pulled away from her phone and held eye contact for a moment. I didn't break it and asked if she wanted a change of scenery. I stood up first and offered my hands to pull her up and pulled her into me and said let's go before your friend stops us. I grabbed her hand as soon as we were outside of the house and we fucked around for a few before I drove us behind a mega church.
If they really want it, they don't overthink basic crudeness. They just go with it. I'm more subtle because in many scenarios I don't want to be too strong and maybe trigger a jealous cock-blocking friend I wouldn't fuck.
[–]mandolathebarbarian[S] 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lotus_towers,
How then does it happen? Just because you fuck a woman with a bf doesn't make you a "Chad". That can very well be tree branching. Judging by your disbelief that this level of Alpha is even possible I can smell beta all over you. Perhaps it was you standing in that grocery line with your weak arms and soft frame?
[–]mandolathebarbarian points points points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
I can assure you that's precisely how it fucking happened. I have 3 other similar stories but this one has always been my go to because it's just so mind-blowing how heartless women can be. That poor guy is married this exact moment as we speak, unknowing that just before marriage his wife was obliterated in the sack by a rank stranger.
[–]LordThunderbolt5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
You're frauding or you're Adonis.
[–]TaylorWolf1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or he maintains frame like a god damn brick shithouse
[–]mandolathebarbarian[S] -5 points-4 points-3 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'm a man. A burly fucking 33 year old blue collared man. Shaved bald. Semi-muscular tone.
[–]CallMeHaseo9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Woooooooow.... marriage is really a setup.. I'm just gonna have to assume all women are hoes at this point
[–]mandolathebarbarian[S] 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
There was a similar story. I was 20. There was another engaged girl. We'll call her Hoover. Hoover gave me one of the best blowjobs imaginable, her grandma called and she talked on the phone with her granny while giving me the handy, then proceeds to go back to pole shining mode while I observe all the pictures of her and her fiancé on the wall.
[–]I_0-_-0I12 points13 points14 points 9 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
This is not even remotely believable. Go write neckbeard fanfic elsewhere.
[–]TaylorWolf2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The fucking haters and non-believers are the real neckbeards... real bottom of the barrel shit here like crabs in a bucket.
why do you faggots want this story to be fake so badly?? Are you trying to plausibly deny AWALT still??
[–]mandolathebarbarian[S] 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
A broke college student pulling an unhappily engaged nurse, then fucking her raw dog, then she goes back to beta. Yea bro, that would never happen.
[–]Eastuss points points points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Yeah this can happen.
But 1) why would you write that 2) why would you write all that THAT WAY.
You're the reason why TRP is seen as so cringy.
[–]TaylorWolf3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
No it's these fucking non-believing naysayers and faggots that use the word "cringey"
A real man never fucking "cringes" or finds anything cringey... that is the exact opposite of maintaining frame (the core principle of TRP)
Redditors bitching about good looks being everything is so not TRP. It's fucking infuriating to see that here. Maintaining frame and having ultimate confidence and abundance mentality is everything... not good looks FFS
[–]Eastuss4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
You know what an alpha is? A seller, a marketer. His poor job at designing a post and communicating his story shows bad skills on that aspect. Look endorsed contributor's posts.
[–]TaylorWolf1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
An alpha is a STRONG man that takes what he wants and gives no fucks
Get the ones and zeroes out of your brain and start working out like a savage you fucking pencil pusher with Kermit the frog arms
[–]Eastuss2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Once you're done lifting, maybe try reading more.
[–]TaylorWolf0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Because books and money are what makes the girls really wet right?
Beta Bux is that way homie
[–]Eastuss3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
There are still people thinking alpha is the stupid muscle tower?
You're supposed to be on the top in every ways of life. AKA built, with a career, with a life plan, and that takes lot of education.
Remember self improvement?
[–]TaylorWolf1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Agreed but how many stories do we see on here about a level headed girl cheating on a seemingly "successful" guy with some alpha loser?
Muscle and frame is what makes girls wet and want genetics/sperm/sex. I'm done with this argument because we are both right.
As for me personally I am extremely intelligent and well-read and it's precisely that reason I turned into a masculine animal in my 20s and started doing martial arts and working out. I realized it's what I had to do in order to make women absolutely thirsty for me with no self control and guess what it worked.
Eastuss,
I have a personal library, a very distinct life plan, a degree etc. During the above story though I had a bare apartment with a fucking coffee pot and a mattress on the floor.
[–]mandolathebarbarian[S] 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wrote it because I wanted to show 1) How being bold and very forward can work. I've had it work a lot. 2) Because I wanted people to see how vile a woman can be. Don't think she can do this to you? She can.
[–]BudRock5612 points13 points14 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That was fucking beautiful, man!
[–]mandolathebarbarian[S] 11 points12 points13 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Engaged bitches are the easiest I swear. They want that one last wild fling.
[–]AcidMal5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ive seen this in real life and worse, not me personally but through both male and female friends and acquaintances. If this is hard for you to believe you got a rough road ahead of you.
[–]yomo861 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Says my arms are manly and strong and that he has flimsy vidya game playing arms. Says he's never fucked her brains out like that and that she's never come so hard in her life.
Here you have it boys. No man would talk this way of a former employer at a job interview but women do this of their proclaimed love of their life. Never marry, as for her any grass will start to look greener.
Yomo86,
That one really stuck with me. She was bashing him for playing video games but what she didn't know is that I probably played as much as him. But yea, to your larger point, they will straight dog you out to Chad.
[–]gideon_zotero points points points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Don't feel bad about Billy Beta, he is happy, remember your primary school crush? What would you not give to live in that fantasy world of love ever after right now?
Gideon_zotero,
You're right. He's blissfully unaware. I kid you not, after I bumped into them at the store I found them on facebook. She had a status that day bragging about how much she loved him and how her life was perfect. If only he knew.
[–]DesignerTom0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Good stuff OP! When you have lots of options it can be fun to text outlandish things to a girl just to see what the outcome is. It's sort of like a game, and you don't really care what the outcome is because you have other women you can meet if it goes wrong.
DesignerTom,
Exactly! I already had a few other girls and for this one I was honestly just fucking off. And to my dismay it worked flawlessly. I then used similar tactics in the future. They worked.
[–]Lotus_towers0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I didnt get in her pants because I was a Chad, I got in her pants because I had an attitude of not giving a fuck if I succeeded or failed. That alone was good enough to seal the deal. The rest is basic seduction 101 : smooth talk, physical touch, hair play, etc.
[–]MrBellsprout1230 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Honestly this story just makes me sad. I won't consider myself a MGTOW man, but when you're reading stuff like this it makes me want to. A woman that would do something like this to her husband, doesn't deserve my cock.
MrBellsprout123,
I agree. I have about 4-5 more stories very similar. It really opened my eyes to what women are capable of. And these aren't trashy 6's either. These 8's and above with degrees and respectable jobs. Its mind blowing.
[–]Emes910 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
You forgot about the part where your mom woke you up for breakfast.
[–]mandolathebarbarian[S] 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Emes91,
My mom hasn't woken me up for breakfast since circa 1998. I'm guessing this is a good approximation of when you were born.
[–]Emes910 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
My mom hasn't woken me up for breakfast since circa 1998
Doesn't really matter what you say, you put nice effort into this story to make it sound like it was written by a guy who gets woken up by mom.
I'm guessing this is a good approximation of when you were born.
or you could just look at my username instead. Not the sharpest tool in the shed, eh?
[–]mandolathebarbarian[S] -1 points0 points1 point 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yep, a spot on approximation. A 90s baby. Barely remembers the pre internet and cell phone era. Grew up on Full House and other happy ending Disney shit. Your disbelief shows that you probably enjoy cuddling with your extractor while she sucks the ever living life out of Chad when you're out of town.
[–]Emes910 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Wow, your saltiness only prove that my points hit home. Shh, it's okay. Just post your fiction in a proper place.
Zero salt. Just cold hard facts. It's a shame that the truth hurts you so bad. It's okay little buddy.
[–]1randomperson123321-3 points-2 points-1 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Plot twist:
"Beta-bux" guys visits OP one day, wanting to tell him something important.
mandolathebarbarian expects "Beta-bux" to bitch about wife.
"Beta-bux": mandolathebarbarian, I don't know how to tell you this...
.........
.............
................ You are my son.
[–]masterkweef-1 points0 points1 point 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You'd be surprised how often that happens
[–]Frenetic_Zetetic points points points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Sounds good, but reeks of BS. I ain't buying it, OP. Calling bullshit on this one!
[–]mandolathebarbarian[S] -1 points0 points1 point 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Frenetic_zetetic,
Call bullshit then. Fine by me. I know it's painful to look at. I know it hurts thinking your unicorn could have her holes ravaged by Chad Thundercock, while you were nestled safely at home in your snuggie watching reruns. But this happened and is happening all over.
[–]BelAir56 points points points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Oh look another elaborate troll/LARP.
Sounds like your body pillowfu is a nurse and you cut out a hole in the rear.
BelAir56,
I'm guessing you are the exact type of Beta that would be talking sweet nothings in his snowflake's ear while she was wet thinking of Chad.
[–]phreemymind-1 points0 points1 point 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
You know where you really fucked up your little tale? She would've never gotten in line behind you, risking losing her ATM. You probably imagined this all in your beta brain and jacked off to it. Wake up boy.
[–]mandolathebarbarian[S] -1 points0 points1 point 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
phreemymind,
She didn't get in the line behind me. Beta did, she followed suite shortly thereafter. Then 30 seconds into the line she realized who was in front of her. She shrunk like a mouse. Meanwhile beta was oblivious 5 feet behind me. It really was a strange feeling. Knowing that all my girlfriends had probably had me in that exact position and I was clueless.
[–]phreemymind0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I mean you shouldn't give a fuck about who thinks you're lying, but I have to say the whole post and the way you choose your words gives off the impression that you're trying to impress others. Maybe to gain a pinch of self-esteem from sharing fake stories about a version of yourself that you think you don't have the balls to become. That's just the vibe I get, if you're saying the truth you really shouldn't care about a man's opinion. If you're lying you need to see a therapist. Peace
I'm sharing it to help cucks see what their snowflakes are out doing when they have a "girl's night out"
[–]phreemymind0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You have mental issues. Seek professional help before it's too late.
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[–]UALaxbro0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Mckallidon3 points4 points5 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–]mandolathebarbarian[S] 1 point2 points3 points (3 children) | Copy Link
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[–]mandolathebarbarian[S] 1 point2 points3 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Mckallidon0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]BargainBinBoyfriend5 points6 points7 points (8 children) | Copy Link
[–]mandolathebarbarian[S] 6 points7 points8 points (7 children) | Copy Link
[–]BargainBinBoyfriend9 points10 points11 points (6 children) | Copy Link
[–]mandolathebarbarian[S] 4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Mckallidon1 point2 points3 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–]soyDonEladio0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]mandolathebarbarian[S] 0 points1 point2 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]mandolathebarbarian[S] 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]mandolathebarbarian points points points [recovered] | Copy Link
[–]LordThunderbolt5 points6 points7 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–]TaylorWolf1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]mandolathebarbarian[S] -5 points-4 points-3 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]CallMeHaseo9 points10 points11 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–]mandolathebarbarian[S] 3 points4 points5 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]I_0-_-0I12 points13 points14 points (14 children) | Copy Link
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[–]mandolathebarbarian[S] 8 points9 points10 points (12 children) | Copy Link
[–]Eastuss points points points [recovered] | Copy Link
[–]TaylorWolf3 points4 points5 points (9 children) | Copy Link
[–]Eastuss4 points5 points6 points (8 children) | Copy Link
[–]TaylorWolf1 point2 points3 points (7 children) | Copy Link
[–]Eastuss2 points3 points4 points (6 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Eastuss3 points4 points5 points (4 children) | Copy Link
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[–]mandolathebarbarian[S] 0 points1 point2 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]mandolathebarbarian[S] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]BudRock5612 points13 points14 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]mandolathebarbarian[S] 11 points12 points13 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]AcidMal5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]yomo861 point2 points3 points (2 children) | Copy Link
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[–]gideon_zotero points points points [recovered] | Copy Link
[–]mandolathebarbarian[S] 0 points1 point2 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]DesignerTom0 points1 point2 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]mandolathebarbarian[S] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Lotus_towers0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]MrBellsprout1230 points1 point2 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]mandolathebarbarian[S] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Emes910 points1 point2 points (5 children) | Copy Link
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[–]1randomperson123321-3 points-2 points-1 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]masterkweef-1 points0 points1 point (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Frenetic_Zetetic points points points [recovered] | Copy Link
[–]mandolathebarbarian[S] -1 points0 points1 point (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]BelAir56 points points points [recovered] | Copy Link
[–]mandolathebarbarian[S] 0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]phreemymind-1 points0 points1 point (4 children) | Copy Link
[–]mandolathebarbarian[S] -1 points0 points1 point (3 children) | Copy Link
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[–]mandolathebarbarian[S] -1 points0 points1 point (1 child) | Copy Link
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