Men. Always putting others first.

HierEncore · 2019-06-10T13:34:38+00:00

A Genie appears, and tells a man he only has ONE wish.

Man: Genie, here's a map of the middle east. There has been nothing but wars and misery there for thousands of years. Is there anything you could do to bring peace to the middle east?

Genie: No, i'm sorry, even with all my powers, there's nothing I could do to bring peace there.

Man: Alright, I understand. Here's another wish: In 30 years, my wife has never given me a single blowjob. Not even one. Could you please make her give me just one blowjob?

Genie: Let me see that map again?

AmazingStarDust · 2019-06-10T12:49:20+00:00

My second wish would be the dog live as long as i, consequently any offspring the dogs have be able to talk as well

Dronelisk · 2019-06-10T12:28:38+00:00

That's a pretty kickass wish anyways

AbsoluteSereniti · 2019-06-10T11:47:30+00:00

‘Tis In a mans nature and as a result we’ve been burnt to the stakes by women and feminism has become a thing.

Feastalisk · 2019-06-10T13:42:10+00:00

2 tennis balls it is.

NeverNeverLandIsNow · 2019-06-10T12:50:21+00:00

Well now if I ever find a genie I hope my dog is with me!

Shnook82 · 2019-06-10T13:09:08+00:00

Urgh, so much toxic masculinity.

guilhermefdias · 2019-06-10T13:32:21+00:00

Doggo face, is priceless.

Fewswify · 2019-06-10T13:42:40+00:00

This has nothing to do with MGTOW.

JerryNewton7 · 2019-06-10T15:20:03+00:00

What Women say (to others) that they would ask a Genie:

1- World Peace, 2- Stop pollution/global warming, 3- End of World hunger

What Women think they would ask a Genie:

1- Money, 2- Fame, 3- Multiple Chad/Tyronnes that worship her

Harp- · 2019-06-10T15:48:38+00:00

ok no offense but how the fuck does this have to do with men

Iceaura39 · 2019-06-10T13:49:21+00:00

NoT alL Men

Darksoulae · 2019-06-10T11:17:59+00:00

Just <3

cleverbutnotoverlyso · 2019-06-10T16:25:09+00:00

Sometimes I wish my dog could talk, but I’m really glad she can’t.

acjj1990 · 2019-06-10T17:38:11+00:00

Dog: Grant me the power to awaken the old ones, may their tennis balls blot out the sun

MrEctomy · 2019-06-10T15:01:23+00:00

And then the dog starts spouting SJW rhetoric.

electricbridge · 2019-06-10T17:46:05+00:00

This is really wholesome.

futa-carries-the-fgc · 2019-06-10T17:53:13+00:00

Squirrel

[deleted] · 2019-06-10T20:12:13+00:00

I just want the longest dick in the world

🌭

And for Billy Joel to write a song about it

knightsolaire2 · 2019-06-10T22:56:08+00:00

Why not wish for world peace or the cure to all cancer or something useful

ThrownAwayx2AA · 2019-06-10T13:36:19+00:00

Too cute, man.

DerdyG · 2019-06-10T13:48:26+00:00

Isn't the third wish always something about freeing the genie from his curse?

YogiHazMat · 2019-06-10T13:54:00+00:00

Caring for others and looking out for the well being of greater goodness is a masculine trait. Females are not able to do such a thing. They can be taught those virtues and will comply with them only as long as the dominant male in their lives enforces it.

Origami84 · 2019-06-10T14:37:44+00:00

"I wish dogs to become the masters, and humans to be our pet best friends"

mogorgetmogged247 · 2019-06-10T16:42:21+00:00

Honestly i wouldnt want my dog to be able to talk. The dog is a dog not a furry 4 legged person, don't treat your doggo like it is.

Shawshank_Guitarist · 2019-06-10T21:07:51+00:00

r/wholesomememes

NH_Lion12 · 2019-06-10T22:54:10+00:00

But what does the dog wish for?

Vorobubumgtwanyan · 2019-06-10T22:55:17+00:00

"I want a talking dog!"

"Sorry bud, that's impossible."

"Oh okay... in that case, I want a nawalt!"

"Pffff, you read me like an open book! Talking dog it is!"

AdrenalineJunkySloth · 2019-06-11T05:35:11+00:00

The genie said he'll grant the boy the wishes.

captjtspaulding74 · 2019-06-10T14:38:39+00:00

“You’ve eaten everything in the house you were not allowed to eat before, what’s your third wish? Oh look, more food just appeared!”

simbapande · 2019-06-10T16:22:06+00:00

hapiness noises*

winclaw · 2019-06-10T14:59:37+00:00

The goodest boi

darkguardian823 · 2019-06-10T15:12:30+00:00

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RainVX · 2019-06-10T16:59:27+00:00

r/lostredditors

Title	Men. Always putting others first.
Author	TheTastelessBatman
Upvotes	1914
Comments	66
Date	June 10, 2019 10:21 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/byw5iv/men_always_putting_others_first/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/men-always-putting-others-first.449773 https://theredarchive.com/post/449773

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