As far as you are concerned, I am sparing the wahmen from the displeasure of dealing with me. I am doing your work for you, and weeding myself out from the mating pool, taking my shady money I got from robberies, crushing puppies and burning the rainforest with me. They are all yours now, poor me who just can't get laid or can't afford a prostitute. You should be applauding me. I won't harass women, rape them(all sex is rape afterall),or even pester them with my toxic masculine attention.

Tradcucks you should rejoice I won't marry your good women, it's better to have loyal plantation worker, then weasels like me. Golly jee, the deal sounded so irresistable!

MRAs. I know you see a large number of disgruntled men, and think to yourself. "Hmm...that's a lot of warm bodies to storm the machine gun nest".But sorry to be blunt, I am a horrible soldier. I am a lazy coward, who is way too preoccupied with wondering how the machine gun nest got there in the first place. If only I was manly enough, gosh darnit!

I am doomed I guess... Condemned to live a lonely life with tons of money, I cant spend on gifts for the satisfaction of the holy vagina. I guess all I can do is rub my nipples and hope for the best : https://giphy.com/gifs/11nwyt4fSgeZmE