I'm fucking sick if hearing "we wear this because its comfortable" when talking about yoga pants, leggings or extremely short shorts.

No. You wear that because male attention is the only thing that truly matters to you in life. But they get extremely angry when you insinuate that they do it for attention.

Some of the biggest fights I had with my ex were over her clothes. She wanted to buy those denim shorts where her ass would pop out every time she took a step.

Me: "What possible reason could you have for needing to wear that in public?"

Her: "Because they're comfortable!!!

She ended up not wearing them, but it was a major red flag I should have paid more attention to.