Aight my dudes. So this is a weird situation.

Been monk mode for a while, doing military training through ROTC while going to college (tiny local college, not much social circle due to size) best shape of my life, was pushed to my absolute mental and physical limit recently at training exercises, confidence in myself at an all time high. Never knew I could endure what I’ve endured until now. Self improvement all the way.

So there’s this extraordinarily cringy, very religious kid in my ROTC battalion. He is the most beta and cringy kid I’ve ever seen, and tries (and fails) desperately to gain any female attention through his “comedy” which is just the most cringeworthy shit ever.

As for his performance as a cadet... he’s closer to a space cadet than an army officer cadet. He’s annoying and always talks at the worst times and distracts people while the NCO’s and officers are giving us real talk advice. The kid almost melted the barrel off an M240 the other day because he got spooked firing full auto and couldn’t let go of the trigger. Dude’s a walking mess, but I was friendly to him cause I felt bad and he seemed nice enough, took him shooting, went to his birthday party, etc. We were “friends”, and I was way nicer than I should have been.

Well, at his party his ex was there, and wtf she was actually cute and wayy outta his league. Turns out she wanted a piece of me, DM’ed me “hey” on insta, and he was NOT happy. I don’t fuck with friend’s exes due to bro code, and I told him that, but this dude was getting really strange on me. He told me all this shit about how she’s “not in her right mind” and “thinking about straying from god” and stuff. And that I need to block her, never contact her, etc. I was like “dude I won’t” but then every day afterward for 3 days straight he asked me if I had talked to her and it was really getting on my nerves.

Then he started saying shit like “I’ll talk to her about it” and basically getting me involved with his drama. At that point I had enough of his shit and messaged her back asking wtf was going on, and turns out this dude is super possessive and controlling and basically stalking her, she blocked him, he’s showing up at her house, and she even said she wanted a restraining order.

Everything makes sense now, the pieces fit together and I totally see now that this kid is an angry incel masquerading as a nice guy and he even threw me under the bus and told her I was a “fuckboy” to attempt to get her to not like me (which we all know only makes the girls wetter, and is funny anyway because I don’t even like ONS)

Anyway, kid is a total toxic retard but the girl is cute and super into me, actually seems pretty decent and like I could train her well. We made plans to hang out but now I’m feeling weird about the whole thing. I guess I’ll see what I think when we hang out.

I hope the kid doesn’t have an autism spell when he finds out I’m talking to his ex and snap and shoot me in the back of the head during our next FTX

What do?

Also, InB4 “next her”, I just thought the story was fucking funny, thanks for listening. Remember, incels are are truly un-helpable and toxic. TRP for life