I bought my first sex toy and OMG it's better than real pussy

anongogogo · 2018-06-10T07:15:50+00:00

And you can have it any time you like. Just wait until sexbots are affordable.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

goodbeertimes · 2018-06-10T07:46:54+00:00

unless her pussy is air tight and can vibrate, I'm not spending a dime on her.

This is history in making. The bar has been raised.

Your turn bitches!

2018-06-10T10:34:54+00:00

Excellent purchase, I own one myself and can confirm it takes pleasure to a whole new level.

TOP TIP: try heating it with a hairdryer for 30 seconds just before use, it will blow you away!

And now imagine that coupled with a full sex doll, I believe it will be extreme addictive.

Just imagine:

- Always ready for you

- Never complains

- Never gets old

- Cheaper to own, compared to a real woman

- Will never divorce you and take all your money

- No STDs

- Never gets pregnant

- Is fine with you owning more than one

- Looks like you favourite actress / singer / etc...

In a couple of years they will be super affordable.

Also, for those people who invest in the stock market, watch out for these companies.

Sex is a powerful business, the next decade will bring profits similar to the mid 90s Internet era.

StyleandSpeed · 2018-06-10T08:27:32+00:00

Now this I can do. Seeing a hooker seems like a disappointment after you cum (same with thots that you hook up with for free) but at least with this you can roll over and take a nap after you cum to your senses without spending a dime or listen to bitching.

deadBeefCafe2014 · 2018-06-10T08:01:06+00:00

Can’t knock it up for 2 decades in baby jail.

BrazilianMGTOW · 2018-06-10T07:19:18+00:00

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mgtowandlovingit · 2018-06-10T12:26:46+00:00

Every man should own a sex toy. Especially these days with all the STD's out there and #MeToo movement. It's just a smart investment. I put off buying one for years because of the ridiculous double standard. It's perfectly acceptable for a woman to masturbate with a 12 inch veiny dildo, while a man is considered a "pervert" or "loser" for having a pocket pussy.

cleats4u · 2018-06-10T13:39:52+00:00

I went a step further and bought a love doll. Fucking thing looks real as shit. Put her in any position I want, dress her any way I want (mostly garters and thigh highs). Scares the shit out of me sometimes though. I walk past the bedroom and see a hot as fuck woman in my bed or when the doorbell rings I have to run shut my bedroom door otherwise I have to explain who the fuck that is and don't wake her up! Lol.

2018-06-10T09:05:24+00:00

The vibration thing is a real USP. 😂

BLUEUPTON · 2018-06-10T10:08:46+00:00

Bro fleshlights are amazing, remember to use water based lube and heat it up.

2018-06-10T07:36:52+00:00

Ever since I watched human centipede 2 I’ve been hooked on the barb wired coated sandpaper. Nothing quite compares. 🤯

zrcookspade · 2018-06-10T09:38:31+00:00

Now this is something I can get behind....... literally

UselessEater81 · 2018-06-10T10:21:33+00:00

i never chased pussy once i got a Tenga product. have now moved onto fleshlight products although i like both. not only is it softer, but the most important factor is the speed. whenever you're fucking a chick there is always the rhythm issue, if she's on top she might go too fast or too slow or not change speeds enough. you can control speed when you're on top but its more tiresome, also its harder to change angle.

what amazes me about pocket pussies is you can control it to perfection. speed up, slow down, so good for edging orgasms. my orgasms has improved 500000% since i started about 7 years ago using my pocket pussy. in fact even when i used to date girls after that i'd often have them use it on me and told me i don't like condoms and i can fuck them with risk of pregnancy once we're married or i see she's trustworthy. (they hate that of course but fuck em).

4k porno + pocket pussy = truly amazing sex. i personally like hand lotion with mine, the white body lotion stuff as its very water dissolvable for ease of cleaning and it just feels silkier and wetter, with less friction. the normal sex lube is also good but it dries fast and you gotta use alot of it.

abaxeron · 2018-06-10T11:58:53+00:00

Welcome to the club. Out of interest, are you circumcised?

CIAC50 · 2018-06-10T09:11:58+00:00

Takes up less space than a sex doll.

2018-06-10T12:30:51+00:00

A few years back i bought a stamina training unit flesh light. Gold casing. It was ridiculous! You add porn into the mix and this shit will keep you addicted!

The sex toy became a problem. I used it probably 20 times in a week. You could feel this urge to do it again. I had to come to terms and throw it away.

Great purchase. But as i have a very addictive personality. Nothing good can come from such a device.

Anyone who wants to try out a fleshlight. Buy the Stamina training unit flesh light. You won't regret it, i promise.

JamesP2018 · 2018-06-10T19:01:30+00:00

That is a positive story and useful for consideration. It is a subjective position to hold however. For many males alternatives to the real thing may provide a pleasent dopamine high. For others it is without challenge and therefore boring.

2018-06-10T10:06:28+00:00

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34380 · 2018-06-10T14:46:51+00:00

Can you give a link to the product?

kayfab · 2018-06-10T16:46:07+00:00

Hahah man most women suck in a bad way in bed.... all the women i banged i can honestly count on all 5 fingers the ones that where worth wild in bed... the rest where all broken up star fish hahah

newstart3385 · 2018-06-10T18:20:24+00:00

I’m having a hard time with concept of toy > woman

I know you it’s say it feels great but I can’t imagine how that beats out smacking some cheeks

BananaWilly · 2018-06-10T23:21:06+00:00

What does a woman bring to a relationship besides an aging and soon dried up pussy with tits that hit her kneecaps?

2018-06-10T23:35:36+00:00

Sex toys are poorly regulated. Many sex toys contain chemicals that may cause significant harm: http://naasas.com/phthalates-sex-toys.htm If you can't verify that your toy doesn't contain such chemicals, I'd encourage you to throw it out, and be cautious in the future. You're better off with a reputable manufacturer like Tenga or Fleshlight. Here's some generic information about safety: https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/184960/toxic_sex_toys_what_to_know_before_you_buy/ http://dangerouslilly.com/2018/03/body-safe-sex-toy/

kaczan3 · 2018-06-12T00:39:47+00:00

And when you're having sex with yourself, you know you're doing it with someone who really loves you (hopefully).

Fondlove · 2018-06-13T08:55:44+00:00

We have a lot of pussy toys, you can check HERE, I guess you will like them. Lol

Title	I bought my first sex toy and OMG it's better than real pussy
Author	BrazilianMGTOW
Upvotes	156
Comments	90
Date	June 10, 2018 7:04 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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