Male Privilege

IntrovertedMagma · 2018-06-09T18:12:23+00:00

I would fucking use the bathroom anyway.. and I would shred this bullshit paper on my way in..

What are they going to do about it, suck my dick??

Edit: Respect the cock! And tame the cunt!

Wallaby_Way_Sydney · 2018-06-09T17:03:32+00:00

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AllUpInYoGirl · 2018-06-09T17:04:44+00:00

Men take like literally 1 minute to pee. Women admit to feeling relief when they see a lot of men in lines for same-sex bathrooms. Females should be honored to be standing next to us =P

HairyBaIIs007 · 2018-06-09T19:09:09+00:00

Just use it and if anyone says anything tell them you identify as a woman. What are they going to do?

They can't just assume your gender by how you look or what set of genitalia you have /s

owninfools007 · 2018-06-09T18:35:59+00:00

It has both genders on the actual sign.

If it’s a 1 person bathroom, I would rip that one off and use.

laptopdragon · 2018-06-09T19:27:37+00:00

men designed it

men built it.

men made the signs

men made the printers/paper

now, man is no longer welcome... yup, ya know what, man can change the fucking locks.

horribleandstrange · 2018-06-09T17:04:43+00:00

What's infuriating is just they didn't lift the toilet seat up after they finished doing their thing, if they really hate to sit on our leftover random tiny piss water splash.

Speaking from true experience after living my whole life with my mom and sister, i feel like it's mandatory for me to lift up the seat after pissing to avoid their complain about my messy piss behavior.

Yeah yeah fuck men for having a dick right??

heist420 · 2018-06-09T19:51:37+00:00

That sign would get ripped down real fast if I was there.

redayes · 2018-06-09T16:58:27+00:00

Yep that seems about right

maggot_brain79 · 2018-06-09T19:33:07+00:00

I've never been a fan of 'toilet wars' as they're called. Women always bitching about the toilet seat left up or a tiny droplet of unidentifiable liquid outside of the toilet bowl. Always bitching about 'falling in' the toilet, well, it should only happen once and you'll check next time, lady. A wise man [Terrence Popp] once said: "In the military we call that situational awareness and negative feedback works."

I've had the dubious 'honor' of cleaning a few public use bathrooms in my day, I used to cover for our maintenance man sometimes at the store I worked at. Let me tell you, the women's bathrooms are always, ALWAYS significantly worse than the men's.

Period blood dribble, blood soaked pads stuck to the walls or left on the floor, toilet paper/paper towels all over the floor, piss every fucking where because they all try to do that fucking hover-piss and fail miserably at it. Make-up smears and the occasional turd that got left behind enemy lines. The women's bathroom was often absolutely fucking disgusting. Anecdotally you'd think it would be the other way around but men seem to have a lot more etiquette and class about that kind of shit than women do.

myNewAccountIsBetter · 2018-06-09T18:47:49+00:00

I would tear that shot off

PapaMGTOW · 2018-06-09T19:34:23+00:00

Even if no men use it they'll still blame the mess at the end of the day on men.

heist420 · 2018-06-09T20:48:14+00:00

Its ironic how there is a 2 gender sign under it, so i can still use it, checkmate sluts!

dogsarethebest14 · 2018-06-09T19:04:37+00:00

I would have used it anyway

feedmecarrots · 2018-06-09T19:52:36+00:00

I have a problem with this and it could result in a citation being issued.

SirScotalot88 · 2018-06-09T20:14:30+00:00

I'd piss all over the seats

DogsOfParadise · 2018-06-09T19:13:28+00:00

Good, you just have to identify yourself as a woman and you're legally a woman.

DCrane09 · 2018-06-09T19:42:45+00:00

Go in anyway. I’m on my period bitch, don’t like it? What are you anti LGBTQ

IWantaPupper · 2018-06-09T20:35:48+00:00

I used to work at plaster factory for a subsidiary of one of the biggest airplane manufacturers in the world. The only bathroom in the break room was women only, it was an immediate write up for even opening the door. The men had to walk a few minutes on their break to go use the only other bathroom on the floor.

dinnerwithfunions · 2018-06-09T23:25:50+00:00

Im so sick of the politicizing of bathrooms. Such a fucking non-issue. No one cares what restroom you use. IDGAF if you're a woman who identifies as a man or a M-F transgender feel free to piss/shit next to me in the mens room.

On another note.. The newer unisex bathrooms tend to be private. I always shit in the unisex bathroom at work cause I like the privacy/moment of peace to myself as I drop the cosby kids off at the pool.

MLDdB · 2018-06-09T19:18:10+00:00

Sue them and make money in the process.

JagsDontCare · 2018-06-09T20:29:27+00:00

It’s weird because how I translate that sign is walk and pee all over the seats and seat covers.

darkrood · 2018-06-09T18:48:28+00:00

This is typical at a lot of construction sites.

NakedJuJu · 2018-06-09T19:24:53+00:00

I prefer to piss outside any way

Graypube88 · 2018-06-09T20:25:06+00:00

Id tear the sign to pieces, and go wherever my little guy feels like pissing.

anongogogo · 2018-06-09T20:25:42+00:00

I would just take that shit off seriously.

OldTimeyENT · 2018-06-09T20:51:56+00:00

Please? Nah and I am also gonna piss all over the seat and handle now too.

BitcoinBoffin · 2018-06-09T21:27:04+00:00

Fuckem. Use a tree.

wisdomo · 2018-06-09T22:00:21+00:00

Tbh it's best for men not to be waiting on 3 girls in the same stall.

2018-06-09T20:16:18+00:00

All bathrooms belong to women. They are just occasionally nice enough to let us use them.

JewTime420 · 2018-06-09T21:02:55+00:00

I'd rip that sign right down. I've been told I have a problem with touching things I'm not supposed to touch. I've even moved around cones so I could park at my favorite coffee shop at the time. Dude obviously weren't working there when I left my coffee they were trying to look at my license plate. I quickly stepped outside and locked my back license plate since my front was still a dealers plate. I look them right in the eye and said what are you going to do call the f****** police?

steveyxe69 · 2018-06-09T21:46:20+00:00

That sign is easily removed

Baldrbaldr · 2018-06-09T22:10:01+00:00

Ignore it. It's a shit test. Literally.

shuttup_meg · 2018-06-09T22:24:57+00:00

This has to be illegal, right?

Cyprian_ · 2018-06-09T22:35:03+00:00

The note means nothing, all I see is the lower sign/placard.

BottleCap-SnackTrap · 2018-06-09T23:36:50+00:00

Doing us a favor tbh. It's ironic when female restrooms are disgusting and yet male restrooms are not.

SomethinLikDis · 2018-06-10T00:49:47+00:00

I would go in and sue them for discrimination if they say anything

Formally_Nightman · 2018-06-10T01:08:11+00:00

Take dog shit and wipe on door.

2018-06-10T04:08:16+00:00

None of the women could figure out how to remove the original plaque

AllahHatesFags · 2018-06-11T12:52:14+00:00

I would have just used it anyway, but I heard a woman say it was broken. So I LOL'ed and left.

wisdomo · 2018-06-09T21:59:03+00:00

Guess the gender of person placing sign.

Title	Male Privilege
Author	AllahHatesFags
Upvotes	584
Comments	93
Date	June 9, 2018 4:46 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/8pu21x/male_privilege/
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