Someone give this man a medal, he figured out the equation!

2QuietDude · 2017-09-25T01:29:59+00:00

This has been posted here before and I'll make the same comment.

For me, it has nothing to do with pure amount of dick. If I dated a girl that had the same BF she was faithful to and they fucked 3 times a week for 5 years, then she's also had miles of dick.

Take the raw number of sexual partners, let's say 200.

Then divide that by something like the number of people that fit in a greyhound bus.

200/55= 3.64

Chicks has fucked enough dudes to almost fill 4 greyhound buses. Imagine them loading and unloading these dudes in the buses.

Shit's gross.

Edit: Just thought of another visualization. If you're like me, you want at least 3 feet of personal space if standing in a line. That's kind of the minimum so I don't feel like I'm up another guy's ass. Now, imagine 200 guys with a yard of personal space in a line, waiting in line to fuck this chick. That's a line 200 yards long, 2 fucking football fields.

SJWsPlzDie · 2017-09-25T05:01:20+00:00

I actually don't have a problem with it. Women can do whatever they want. Just don't expect me to pick up the pieces.

andreas-mgtow · 2017-09-25T01:40:07+00:00

Always apply the factor of 5 rule.

grewapair · 2017-09-25T03:46:41+00:00

FritzLn · 2017-09-25T09:21:24+00:00

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asillynert · 2017-09-25T03:46:38+00:00

Now time to go to public swimming pool to estimate how much jizz she swallowed.

cyborg_type_darkness · 2017-09-25T01:08:23+00:00

Even if it was one guy she fucks 3 times per week, it will still be more than 10 miles of dick thrusting.

tolstushki701 · 2017-09-25T04:38:14+00:00

Damn, all this math..after she said 200...without doing any math I would say: run bitch! Get out!

GermanScrewdriver · 2017-09-25T06:59:35+00:00

And that's why some have Floppy-Vag.

thwml · 2017-09-25T05:33:40+00:00

This is a copy of an old post from 4chan.

HigherBeings333 · 2017-09-25T13:33:58+00:00

Think about all the girls you've fucked. Let's say it's 15, to be conservative.

Of those 15, at least 5 have fucked a lot of guys. It's probably like 1,000 dudes+. Put that into the equation.

If you could stack those dicks on top of each other and make a rope, you could climb to Mars, and probably still have enough slack left to reach the sun and kill yourself after.

SirWallaceII · 2017-09-25T04:20:40+00:00

Manhattan island is about 13 miles long lol

ThisIsntDebateClass · 2017-09-25T05:35:39+00:00

How do I reeaaach these keeeeds?

Hilarious_Haplogroup · 2017-09-25T13:23:37+00:00

He did the Math.

He did the Monster Math!

Dank_Meems · 2017-09-25T15:31:48+00:00

Just remember kids, most girls go through this phase.

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frikabg · 2017-09-25T03:24:24+00:00

mate... she was never your girl it was just your turn with her! Thank you for helping us build the Dickpress Highway it is our latest most awesome human achievement! Build by man for your ex gf ;)

2017-09-25T05:51:58+00:00

That would be a posthumous award, I'm afraid. Charlie Murphy died a while back.

Gmiou · 2017-09-25T11:02:35+00:00

Ha ha ha best post!

DaSaw · 2017-09-25T12:47:56+00:00

I'm honestly not sure this is fair. If it was as easy for us as it is for them, our dicks would probably put the most dedicated spelunkers to shame.

Vaginismusfister · 2017-09-25T12:55:23+00:00

Congrats. You reposted a repost. You didn't even repost the superior green text repost either. You realize karma is a ball right? Getting too much good karma will cause shitty things to happen.

Freefrombitches123 · 2017-09-25T22:26:34+00:00

Well technically we should times that 200 guys by 3, you know the rule

ZeroBlink · 2017-09-25T15:15:25+00:00

That's fking hillarious

2017-09-25T17:03:55+00:00

Repost

FreeManIsFrank · 2017-09-25T18:06:39+00:00

R.I.P. Charlie Murphy.

dustinthew1nd · 2017-09-25T18:09:29+00:00

keep driving

Shiftclick46 · 2017-09-25T19:21:09+00:00

/r/theydidthemath

redpill_aware · 2017-09-26T05:03:39+00:00

wow so true shit...

2017-09-27T13:07:54+00:00

Looks like somebody failed the "Dick Stacking Test".

500 miles of peg-D, run through here 6 to 8 inches at a time, eh?

Someone give this man a medal, he figured out the equation!

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Title	Someone give this man a medal, he figured out the equation!
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Date	September 25, 2017 12:38 AM UTC (8 years ago)
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