We are all kings

Afab67 · 2018-05-14T19:20:00+00:00

Why aren't you taller?

Why aren't your tits bigger?

amjw · 2018-05-14T19:31:05+00:00

But I'm only 4'11'' :(

Official_RCLE · 2018-05-14T19:33:14+00:00

My last name is king, so I win by default

randomusername51sda · 2018-05-14T20:20:39+00:00

Kinda cheezy but true. Women can become good looking by changing anything or everything about them. Men can't because height is one of the top qualities they are desired for and it can't be changed at all. (i'm excluding the torture that results in a few cm but cripples you basically)

BlackHaz3 · 2018-05-14T18:23:41+00:00

Now this is a hashtag that I can get behind on.

RadicalAsceticMonk · 2018-05-14T20:17:09+00:00

I'm the lord of my own castle. It's small, lonely and silent, but it is mine alone and I live inside it exactly like I want.

kayfab · 2018-05-14T22:22:50+00:00

What pisses me off is fat ugly women having standards, most of the time the women that have judge me the most are those fat ugly ones..... its always funny to turn down away too.

I have 5 feet 11 and during my blue pill years i was online and got turned down by a chubby single mom of 2 who was 5 feet 8 she told me that it would not work because i was not tall enough and she would not be able to wear high heels.... what kind of idiot is that, then a month later she sent me an email telling me she was not finding what she wanted online, i told her well did you look at yourself you are chubby wrinkled at 37 2 kids full time a dead end job and you smoke 1 pack a day, yet you want a man 6 foot 2 and up fit and handsome...... she told me i was an a hole hahahhahah

somewherebythesea81 · 2018-05-14T22:38:19+00:00

I'm 5'-6" and every woman I have ever dated has told me "I don't usually date guys as short as you" "but you are beyond cute" I've banged dozens of women and when I've had my fill they get axed

I'm the EXECUTIONER, fuck being the king Fuck feelings Eat, sleep, fuck & fight

OldTimeyENT · 2018-05-14T21:10:35+00:00

We wuz kangzzz n shiiett

parabol443 · 2018-05-14T20:08:35+00:00

6'11 += King

type error: cannot add type 'King' to integer

-Phaethon · 2018-05-15T00:04:06+00:00

His account on Twitter is suspended.

Why am I not surprised?

SnowGetsMeWet · 2018-05-15T01:40:09+00:00

Never had height issues and if I did I’ve never been hurt by it at 5’5”. I guess I’ve been really lucky with it. ¯\ _(ツ) _/¯

But I have been insulted for it and do not understand why people can make short jokes but fat jokes “trigger” them.

Vaginal_Tissue_Balls · 2018-05-14T19:53:54+00:00

5’0-5’3 = wanKING

5’4-5’7 = sulKING

5’8-5’10 = milKING

6’1+ = fucKING

Roomanous · 2018-05-14T22:03:30+00:00

E V E R Y M A N A K I N G

DrScott88 · 2018-05-14T20:36:08+00:00

This made me feel better

BobRoss0902 · 2018-05-14T23:11:40+00:00

Stalin has approved this message, yes comrade all are equal. From the hardest gulag worker to the lazyest polition.

AntiAbleism · 2018-05-15T01:31:42+00:00

Don’t let women and soyboy cucks determine your worth. You are a king.

DarthCallidous · 2018-05-14T23:46:18+00:00

I like this guy.

Tomato_Joker · 2018-05-15T00:56:56+00:00

No matter our height or weight, we are ALL kings in this blessed life. Don't let these unstable unworthy plastic drama "queens" who have nothing to offer in REALITY besides a used pussy & social media views determine how you feel. We ain't got time for their games, we have an empire to run.

ztsmart · 2018-05-14T23:19:27+00:00

Yeah, but if you are under 5-0 you are kind of fucked if you a guy.

CeleritySteam · 2018-05-15T00:08:39+00:00

We Wuz Kangz!

WhoAreYouToAccuseMe · 2018-05-15T01:58:55+00:00

This is pathetic. 100% some bullshit women would say.

saiyansteve · 2018-05-15T05:31:08+00:00

We wuz kangzzzz.

raygunnnnnn · 2018-05-14T23:37:45+00:00

YAS KING!

AirplaneNote · 2018-05-15T03:04:19+00:00

Isn’t shorter height better for bloody circulation? Just saying.

MineDogger · 2018-05-14T20:58:41+00:00

I don't think he knows what "King" means. If everyone is a "king" then no one is....

I-am-the-lul · 2018-05-15T00:03:55+00:00

These penguins only reach about 4'4" at the very most but they are still called Emperor Penguins.

frikabg · 2018-05-15T00:59:43+00:00

at the very lease i am at least a supreme emperor! ;)

slavnatfaith · 2018-05-15T01:10:08+00:00

Little kinglets

caddy123456 · 2018-05-15T01:31:28+00:00

https://youtu.be/-lXWLuG53_k lol

robowriter · 2018-05-15T05:33:41+00:00

Does that apply to Munchkinland.

Buraisusama · 2018-05-15T05:43:20+00:00

General Reposti

FuriousStylesMGTOW · 2018-05-15T06:17:44+00:00

that username = king

GotTigerBloodWinning · 2018-05-15T10:04:30+00:00

I suppose you could buy lifts but it's only a matter of time before she finds out. Like what's point of a relationship that's based on lies?

OilyB · 2018-05-15T11:57:11+00:00

Never forget: it's all relative.

The 5'4 guy is tall to the 5'1 girl but short to the 6'0 woman. Your market share (length wise) is everything below your length, minus the brats that are 4'8 but want a 6'3 guy. I wouldn't even care to stick the point of my umbrella in women like that.

Late_Nightsx · 2018-05-15T00:43:51+00:00

I don't care want you guys think. This is cringe and is exactly what catty thots do.

Instead of trying to put all men on a pedestal I'll define my worth in other ways thank you.

stringedbeams · 2018-05-15T03:14:22+00:00

meme rerun but hello your majesties

Tofukatze · 2018-05-15T04:35:58+00:00

Some here really have no good words about women. Still you're too caring alot about appearances it seems. I'm a woman, and probably a fat one in your eyes, too, because I am in fact overweight. But I've never cared alot about height. I'm 5 ft and the smallest guy I dated was just about the same height. Its not all bitches.

yrp9224 · 2018-05-14T19:58:47+00:00

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Coluphid · 2018-05-14T17:32:56+00:00

WE WUZ KANGS

The foetid cesspool known as /r/blackpeopletwitter is that way.

Aquila476 · 2018-05-14T22:13:12+00:00

The male equivalent of Healthy at every size. Don't be victims and stop it with all this weird male empowerment futile nonsense.

We are all kings

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Title	We are all kings
Author	MegaMcFisty
Upvotes	813
Comments	127
Date	May 14, 2018 5:09 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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