look at this tinder horseshit

Global_MGTOW · 2018-03-26T06:12:14+00:00

36

Lol, seems she hasn't noticed she has hit the wall and she still thinks she's a chooser and not a beggar. I have zero sympathy for women like this who end up alone and childless. You reap what you sow.

IntrovertedMagma · 2018-03-26T07:02:43+00:00

36

She is a dream for those who want children with Down syndrome.

General_Fear · 2018-03-26T09:18:52+00:00

Let's translate this:

She is looking for a hot (good looking) strong (muscular) man over the age of 36 who neither has children nor is divorced (because she wants accesss to all of his resources), is career-driven (must make at least 6 figures) and wants children. Add the usual requirements of an experienced woman that go without mentioning (at least 6'2, at least 7+ inches) and how many single men over 36 are eligible to message her?

5 in a 500 mile radius? But why would those 5 guys want to be with her instead of a woman 10 years younger?

HighLordOfMgtow · 2018-03-26T06:14:50+00:00

"Honestly, I'm really disappointed in men but know I'm well worth my troubles I may cause. Despite my opinions, I'll love a man."

Yeah that's a crazy bitch right there. That age is getting to her. She's got baby fever as well.

When women's bio clock starts ticking. Shit gets real as fuck for them. They will trap a dude. Stay frosty out there.

andreas-mgtow · 2018-03-26T08:50:55+00:00

Recommend Nichole to a friend

Not even if I hated you.

Watchingcluturefade · 2018-03-26T08:21:35+00:00

36, still single, is "really dissapointed in men", KNOWS she is well worth the TROUBLES she will cause, oh and wants a guy with zero problems ....

lol, and she wonders why she is single?

ThrowawayGhostGuy1 · 2018-03-26T06:08:50+00:00

How fat?

DankJaeger · 2018-03-26T09:01:22+00:00

Her demands are a defense mechanism to try and put aside the fact that she doesn't ( and knows she doesn't) offer jack shit to a man and to blame it on men for not being worthy. No one wants to fuck her or put a baby in that almost decayed womb.

genxer79 · 2018-03-26T10:50:21+00:00

“I’m not a crazy whore.”

“I’m well worth the trouble I may cause.”

Seems legit.

Yesknow77 · 2018-03-26T10:09:22+00:00

Nic-hole.

SilverGryphon · 2018-03-26T10:59:03+00:00

No need to contact me if you are divorced, have children and/or problems.

And yet men are shamed when they refuse to man up and be a provider for chad's orgasm.

JakBlack1234 · 2018-03-26T06:06:00+00:00

Sign me up!

FortyandLifeToGo · 2018-03-26T09:02:30+00:00

Going to be a NOPE.

Troubled007 · 2018-03-26T11:24:53+00:00

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Drakaris · 2018-03-26T13:58:51+00:00

Don't you just love it when the fish gets old and suddenly realizes she needs a bicycle. But not just any bicycle - the older the fish gets, the more she demands that the bicycle is actually a Ferrari. And what does the Ferrari get in return? Why, an old and used up fish taco with miles of cock that ran through it. What a bargain!

Rhaello · 2018-03-26T06:44:45+00:00

I've seen worse! seen women try to pretzel men on their bio and the only reason they would write such pretzel bio is cause sadly enough a beta male is willing to take the abuse. She will a find a man sooner than later. I stop writing anything on mine cause basically women dont read the bio's only men waste theyre time on it.

cleats4u · 2018-03-26T11:27:10+00:00

How can you love someone you view as a sperm donor with a pay check, replaceable and homeless on your notice if he doesn't obey. You can't love or respect a man. And the problem for your sisterhood today is...the type of man you are looking for knows this, avoids you, pumps and dumps, ghosts you, runs for the hills, becomes MGTOW. I suggest you move to a border town and look for immigrant that needs a green card. Pray he doesn't flee back into Mexico with your children where he is beyond your and you gynocentric governments reach.

Shortmanking · 2018-03-26T12:44:21+00:00

Tinder is like an used car auction.

JStheHammer · 2018-03-26T07:35:03+00:00

Feel sorry for the man see traps.

MrBluePill · 2018-03-26T11:22:10+00:00

Gentlemen, we've found our Easter bunny boiler! Step forward, Nichole, you narcissistic streak of nothing.

0kool74 · 2018-03-26T13:41:17+00:00

Tinder is such a great source of entertainment.

benittybop · 2018-03-26T09:01:34+00:00

36 OMEGALUL

LabTech41 · 2018-03-26T11:56:26+00:00

You know, not that I'd choose her, but she was making a reasonably good start... then she went right off the deep end.

Her last egg will die inside her long before she figures out why she never got a man or had a child.

MoralityBypass · 2018-03-26T13:31:30+00:00

Tick-tock

farzaan_34 · 2018-03-26T14:27:19+00:00

Anybody who is over 30 and has Tinder has pretty much given up on life

Be__Live44 · 2018-03-26T17:30:55+00:00

Almost every woman believes that have the almighty ageless golden vagina, the one every man on earth wants. They also believe that only reason that she hasn't found a man to commit to yet is that none are able to meet her standards.

Enjoy your Cats and Vibrators Nichole.

Blankaccount111 · 2018-03-26T18:04:34+00:00

Drake University is her location.

So basically she has been riding the CC of college frat boys for the last 12 years. Now that they don't even invite her to the gangbangs she is starting to realize the wall has hit.

Global_MGTOW · 2018-03-26T07:26:58+00:00

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realitytimes · 2018-03-26T17:27:04+00:00

This shit honestly baffles me. I went on a bunch of dates last year with delusional, entitled women before wising up to red flags and trigger phrases like, "love to travel, in know I'm worth it, looking for a gentleman..." I went out with a chick that looked like she took the chick from her profile pics and force fed her for a year, then repeatedly hit her in the face with a frying pan, who was the most delusional, entitled 4 I'd ever laid eyes upon....

So how does this delusion hold up?! Because there is always so pathetic sack of shit willing to put up with it, buy her diner and feed her delusions. These dudes need to be castrated and force feed some pride

WhistlingAlong · 2018-03-26T11:42:43+00:00

Were throwing out numerical values way too easily here so for those want this unicorn let me spell it out for you.

Thirty Six

kgvalter · 2018-03-26T12:17:22+00:00

She hit the wall at 140mph.

LordIronRose · 2018-03-26T12:27:25+00:00

36 LMAO

ziggmuff · 2018-03-26T13:23:30+00:00

There's the problem, change that 36 to a 21.

CompletelyIncorrect0 · 2018-03-26T13:34:40+00:00

It's incredibly blatant that she a panicking. The woman took an extended ride on the dick carousel and now what's a Chad to give her babies.

Too bad lady. Enjoy amassing dozens of cats while tweeting about how all the good men are gone.

SlainFunicle · 2018-03-26T13:35:45+00:00

Tick Tock, Tick Tock

2018-03-26T15:24:36+00:00

"Disappointed" in men because she spent the last 15 years riding the CC and couldn't lock down Chad so now she's ready to find her beta simp to marry-up and lock down for the next twenty years via having kids before it's too late for her. 36 is already behind the eight ball at best for most women.

suckmyjag · 2018-03-26T16:57:04+00:00

Damn. My Tinder filter is 18-22, didnt even realize post-wall slags were on tinder

mgtow-zen · 2018-03-26T17:45:10+00:00

It is kind of funny, if she did find a man that wasn't married, had no kids in her age bracket, I guarantee, GUARANTEE the first thing she'd think is "If no one else snatched him up by now, he must be a piece of shit".

I'm at a place in life where I find this more sad than anything. If she does not value men, then men will have nothing of value to offer her. In other words, he couldn't give she anything she doesn't already have.

Women seem to have things of value for men, but this is because we value them. But women cannot give us anything we do not already have, either.

But this has never been a concern to women, who seem to feel they are made out of solid platinum. It's a "privilege" to even be in the same room with them because they "know their worth".

Well, if she knew her worth she might also know why she can't find any guys. It's because we are worth just as much as she is.

guaromeister · 2018-03-26T07:50:17+00:00

Hahahahaha dafuq outta here!!!!!

strangerthing7 · 2018-03-26T08:45:16+00:00

So many red flags.....children! get out of the water now!

General_Fear · 2018-03-26T09:48:35+00:00

Shark in the water!

Rimefang · 2018-03-26T11:58:51+00:00

Hahaha, the last line basically nullifies the rest of the post.

Official_RCLE · 2018-03-26T13:57:57+00:00

36 though.... sorry.

dontscreef · 2018-03-26T15:16:30+00:00

She must be amazing at everything cause the demands. Anyways, good luck yo

crshdurmomlstngt · 2018-03-26T16:32:57+00:00

Can someone please create a hamster in a wheel, running at full tilt, emoticon?

I'd really like to use it sometimes instead of you know, words, and stuff.

MrHolte · 2018-03-26T17:27:37+00:00

I think what she actually means is 'despite my opinions, I'll still love a man's wallet'

frikabg · 2018-03-26T17:29:47+00:00

Also, I'm really disappointed in men but know I'm well worth my troubles I may cause.

We haven't even met yet and she is talking we must about causing trouble. But we must treat her like a lady guys not like a crazy whore! Pffff! If you think that you can talk to me about how much trouble you are going to cause and how you are worth it and i am not going to call you and treat you like a crazy whore then you are insane!

How about this just for once in your life stop acting like a spoiled little shit and talk to men how you can benefit their lives instead of telling us how damaged you are how you are 36 but want kids asap and how much trouble you are going to cause? I am just saying.... if i go anywhere and start telling people that i am going to ruin their lives chances are they are not going to be like 'yeah sure bud come on in feel free to make me miserable that is what i always wanted!'

So sick of crazy fucking stupid bitches acting like they are hot shit! >.<

M_A_T_R_I_X_ · 2018-03-26T18:34:31+00:00

I don't know if it was a coincidence or not, but the only significantly older woman I've ever "dated" (only lasted like three days) was a 35 year old who had similar delusions of grandeur.

Women who are in their mid 30s and have never been married probably have something wrong with them.

Sword6789 · 2018-03-26T19:17:04+00:00

Translation. I am a strong and Independent woman that can do what a man can. I am very picky. I am looking for a man of wealth to get pregnant with as my clock ticks. I am unwilling to compromise my selfish nature because it's all about me. I whored around alot and still will but I expect you to be chivalrous. Men are beneath me, so I will treat you like shit because I am better than you. This is a shit test.

ArtoriusXv · 2018-03-26T19:40:03+00:00

How do I recommend her to someone. She seems delightful.

Edit: /s

Mr_M0t0m0 · 2018-03-26T20:22:32+00:00

All men need to ban that bitch!!!!

DarthCallidous · 2018-03-26T20:46:42+00:00

Enjoy your cats.

russianhacker968 · 2018-03-27T04:13:35+00:00

Forever alone

poapratensis · 2018-03-27T00:56:34+00:00

A lot of contradictions here. A lot of cognitive dissonance here.

Title	look at this tinder horseshit
Author	chester444
Upvotes	186
Comments	93
Date	March 26, 2018 5:58 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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