I'm sitting here at my local Starbucks and I notice a 20-something white trashy type woman about 30 feet away putting stuff in her coffee. She has long died blond natty dreads, what looks like jogging shorts, crappy T-shirt, pretty much a mess. Not fat though. But whats this? did she crap her pants? There is a dark stain dribbling down her rear inner thigh.. poor thing.

She gets closer. Its a Tat!

I just about laughed out loud