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[–]2QuietDude282 points283 points284 points 8 years ago (19 children) | Copy Link
Her response: "well you have a little dick."
Every guy reading: (eyeroll)
[–]Nagamagi187 points188 points189 points 8 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
He should reply: "Well, its still bigger than your brain."
[–]thetotalpackage769 points70 points71 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
"The jerk store called and they're running out of You!"
[–]SnarkyFella31 points32 points33 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
What’s the difference? You’re their all time best seller!
[–]thetotalpackage710 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Well I had sex with your wife!
[–]amazinglyaloneracist4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
george?
[–]RedNyerson2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Serenity Now, Insanity Later."
[–]RedNyerson1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL! Classic.
[–]JohnnySkidmarx1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cantstandya!
[–]Swordeater17 points18 points19 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'll just jot that comeback down, that's brilliant.
[–]Kornstar044 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At least it's not ugly like your eyebrows.
If you must shame a female, always go for her eyebrows, they are her new weakness.
[–]TheRiseAndFall69 points70 points71 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
All dicks feel small inside her cavern 'o pus.
[–]Schwaggaccino26 points27 points28 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hot dog down the grand canyon
[–]kirenex7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wizard sleeve
[–]Marque015 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Have you ever parked your bicycle in a plane hanger? Ever thrown a toothpick in a swimming pool? :)
[–]TheRiseAndFall3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have been lucky so far that my internal GPS can tell me to avoid the high traffic areas. The girls I've fucked have tight shit.
Ooh, except for one. I remember hooking up with a girl that had these awesome tits but she was loose enough that the sex was boring. The second time she had to finish me of manually.
[–]Mein_Tarnaccount33 points34 points35 points 8 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
"Even a redwood tree looks tiny when it's standing in the Grand Canyon." "You wouldn’t know this, but it gets bigger around hot chicks." "So you know for a fact that strange men you have never seen naked will be too small for you..? That's quite telling."
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The dick's not small, your twat is cavernous.
Pussy joke from Predator (1987):
Hawkins: Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't." [Billy stares blankly] Hawkins: See, cuz of the echo.
Hawkins: Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."
[Billy stares blankly]
Hawkins: See, cuz of the echo.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think he meant that its better do (call) tech support, than to have do (pay) child support.
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol one can also respond: Better than having a pussy that's been ridden around the block a few too many times. Or Better than having a pussy with VD.
[–]MadPreacher1AD150 points151 points152 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Man is she clueless and his response is just perfect.
[–]Victorian_Astronaut3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
But shouldn't it be tech support < child support? Tech support cost less than child support.
Edit: banned by cucks!
Tech support is less than (<) child support.
Child support is greater than (>) tech support.
Am I a fucking moron here?
[–]yarow1223 points24 points25 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He probably meant tech support is better/greater than child support.
Interestingly enough, drgonzo02 said the same thing on imgur.
[–]Dan_Vanedzin11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah, you don't have to pay large amounts monthly for tech support.
Plus tech support will be staffed by males, who are competent and know what they are doing, so, yeah. Tech support > child support.
[–][deleted] 109 points110 points111 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
While certain males advance sex dolls, other men are blasting women through sheer wit. Women are being made to look foolish from all sides. If I wasn't so cynical, I almost want to say things are looking better. Women have pissed off too many men. I notice the black dudes especially are being hilarious.
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[–]RedNyerson3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Black women told us all to FO, that we were "low down dogs," and that "ain't nothin' goin' on but the rent, mahfahka."
Sit and spin, you ugly-ass, man-looking THOTS.
[–][deleted] 87 points88 points89 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I'm so glad that video blew up on world star. Black guys have a great way of phrasing things. TFM's videos are about how nice the doll is or whatever, and the black guy version is like "Look at that ass. Bitches in trouble now."
r/blackpeopletwitter is my new home base
[–]timmytimmyburner36 points37 points38 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Black male expressions (namely slang) are usually objectively extremely funny, well said.
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T H I C C
[–]RedNyerson0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
M A H B O Y Z
[–]NewWave64787 points88 points89 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
the funniest thing is when women bring up male sex dolls
A male sex doll cannot give you money, buy you shit or pay bills.
[–][deleted] 38 points39 points40 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Only sex doll that will replace men at large is an ATM with a dildo.
So far no place has figured out how to make a functional one of those and there hasn’t been much in the way of progress either.
[–]GuidoBandito9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The only problem with that ATM is it will require someone to fill the account with money. Hence, she’ll have to work or figure out getting on Uncle Government’s payroll. The latter really becomes a problem when trying to find “a good man”.
And as far as how much the female sex dolls cost and weigh, I’m thinking there’s going to be too much work involved for most women to bother with getting and maintaining a male sex doll.
[–]Alexxx_872 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Plus, you know what, fuck it. If they somehow ever get a robot that works -.- , fucks, pays bills, gives her cash and buys her shit (let’s say it mines bitcoins or does online work using its internal PC, pays her bills online, buys her things online), cool, let em have it. Let’s let these sloots have their shit and let them go their own way. We’re done with them, it’s not a competition
Also, the robots will never be able to give them a baby. And you know what, let’s say somehow they do create artificial semen or she resorts to a sperm bank
Again, cool, let them go.
They don’t need us, we don’t need them.
[–][deleted] 60 points61 points62 points 8 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
yeah because I'm sure they are going to put bare wires in it's vag. looks like someone is getting scared of the robot uprising.
[–]Rescuedbeta61 points62 points63 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Tech support has a set fee and its small child support increases and is always near 40%. 40% + 30% taxes is a wage slave surviving off penny's .
[–]cwdoogie6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
These children aren't going to neglect themselves!!
[–]Youwokethewrongdog1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I recently wrested 50% custody from my ex wife, and the child support amount doesn't change.
I have to raise my kids on 30% of my income while she gets welfare and child support.
[–]Saturn198143 points44 points45 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Man, women are really starting to freak out over these sex robots....
They are hiding their fear with insults.
[–]FritzLn29 points30 points31 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
shame is the only tool they have. men are attempting to build sex bots to bypass dealing with women's bullshit and all they want to do is shame instead of examine themselves
but but but WOMEN ARE PERFECT!!
fuck em
[–]AntiAbleism29 points30 points31 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tech support > being #MeTooed
[–][deleted] 22 points23 points24 points 8 years ago* (4 children) | Copy Link
Tech support > Doctor's fees for STDs (which 60% of the cupcakes like her have nowadays....) P.S. There is a reason why the black females are dead last on the SMV scale. Personally, I wouldn't even fuck her with a stolen dick....
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[–]Some1son12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Google the CDC and percentage of black women with herpes in usa. Facts are not racciss
[–]Santaball4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
More like your opinion. But it doesn't really matter because AWALT.
[–]verynormalsimple17 points18 points19 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Am I the only one turned on by a sex doll that can give you small electric pulses... just sayin'
[–]uglymtherfker14 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Are women getting electrocuted by dildos?
[–]1UPZ_13 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This should be patented by the OEMs.
"Worst case, you deal with Tech Support... not child support"
[–]ThePanther9910 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hahahaahahaha tech support all day
[–][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I never knew so many black men were redpilled
[–]omega_dawg9312 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol. ever dealt with a black "strong independent" woman... one that "don't need no man," and is ready to go to war with you at any second?
some would argue that black men have been living MGTOW since the 60's: letting ho's be ho's... avoiding marriage like the plague, and doing whatever the fuck they want with their time.
[–]NewWave6471 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
very strong mix. some are redpilled, and just grew up knowing female nature ....... but some are extreme, brainwashed simps who call black women "queens". The type ready to fight for ANY woman. I don't fuck with those types
you think black complaining is just a hobby? its because they are red pilled (albeit, still indoctrinated with tradition shit) from childhood. its the same reason we complain, now, because we are fed up
[–]Firehawk4028 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There is a reason why the black dudes particularly are being hilarious.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ouch wow. This is the FIRST time in going to give a +1 for IT.
[–]RedisDead697 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
At least tech support doesn’t put you on hold for 18 years.
[–]NewWave6470 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol
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Lmao
[–]Dertotenkraut2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
roasty eternally btfo
MUAHUAHUAHUAHUA
DANG SON!!!
[–]rebuildingMyself2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women brought this on themselves
[–]Catvideos2221 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Robot sex doll?
[–]Tyler7892281 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
EPIC answer !
Saw this on IG.... BRILLIANT!
[–]Alexxx_871 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
REKT, get fucked cunts :)
She clearly doesn’t realize silicon and TPE don’t conduct electricity well. She’s clearly avoiding the STEM field, and probably complaining she gets paid less...
[–]jojo28560 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He likely meant tech supporting all day.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy fucking kek, batman!
Idk but after seeing this, women disgust me.
[–]Varrick20160 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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