Ocean's 8 - Here we go again...

T0000009 · 2017-01-30T18:00:02+00:00

Actually this could work...

When it comes to lying, thieving, conniving manipulation to take what someone else earned NO MAN will ever match a womans skill.

odion1500 · 2017-01-30T19:01:49+00:00

male oriented film with a female cast.

Women wont watch it because it is not a chick flick, men wont watch it because they can't relate to the characters.

another ghostbusters blockbuster in the making.

2017-01-30T16:36:59+00:00

Didn't learn from Ghostcucksters I see.

SamCasey98 · 2017-01-30T17:57:06+00:00

This is a fail big time. I wonder how many times Hollywood will try this before they figure it out that it does not work?

lostapwbm · 2017-01-30T16:33:19+00:00

Nah....

In_Monochrome_Night · 2017-01-30T19:29:19+00:00

For a second, I thought these were mannequins.

fantasmas05 · 2017-01-30T17:20:40+00:00

Pass.

xronorx · 2017-01-30T18:41:09+00:00

Why tf rihanna tho? She's not an actress? Right?

Tyler789228 · 2017-01-30T19:39:16+00:00

I guess the plan is to steal clothes...

bastardrattard · 2017-01-30T20:03:50+00:00

nice traveling brothel

Dberp · 2017-01-30T19:59:45+00:00

I would rather jab sharp sticks in my eyes than go see this.

davisyoung · 2017-01-30T23:53:06+00:00

This makes sense since a woman is worth only 73 cents on the dollar compared to that of a man, thus

Oceans 8 divided by Oceans 11 = 0.727

Math checks out.

587Boat · 2017-01-30T20:30:43+00:00

A clean subway car with no graffiti? C'mon...now I know it was filmed in fantasyland.

Griever114 · 2017-01-30T21:19:20+00:00

Cant wait to hear how I, as a white male, somehow am at fault for this not doing well.

gods_bones · 2017-01-30T19:36:34+00:00

Sarah Paulson? Color me convinced. She will single handedly raise the quality of this movie, that woman can act better than Meryl Streep.

Teflon0819 · 2017-01-31T00:35:24+00:00

I can see it now:

The entire caper revolves around them flashing their tits and giving blowjobs to distract the security guards.

But then they realize that they don't even have to steal money, they can just keep flashing their tits and giving blowjobs and get everything they want anyway!

Roll credits.

Teflon0819 · 2017-01-31T02:42:30+00:00

The more I think about it, the less plausible it seems to me that women would bother risking jail time to strike it rich when they can just take the safe route and be some rich guy's sugar baby.

Of course this is Hollywood we're talking about, but the whole concept just seems flawed from a red pill perspective.

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Nondisposableentity · 2017-01-30T17:53:07+00:00

From a distance they looked like sex dolls propped up. Must be all the makeup.

CClavin · 2017-01-31T02:07:14+00:00

I just can't wait to not go to this movie!

s0ma_ · 2017-01-31T02:24:58+00:00

and one of them is worth more than all of the combined.

Morb357 · 2017-01-31T02:39:42+00:00

The didn't learn after fucking up Ghostbusters and Star Wars. Have fun Hollywood losing even more money than you did last year. They'll probably remake Jaws too with women and have Melissa McCarthy as the shark. ; )

Shitlord_Unbound · 2017-01-31T04:22:44+00:00

Hey Hollywood, if you want to do an all-girl movie how about coming up with an original story instead of trying to give familiar stories the all-girl treatment?

When these fail they blame it on misogyny but really it's about disrespecting the source material.

monkmode34 · 2017-01-31T06:25:38+00:00

Sandra Bullock looks like she is made of wax. Rhianna used to be hot when she released Umbrella. Now she is all tatted up, run through, and looks like an HPV contagion carrier.

robocopsboner · 2017-01-31T10:43:28+00:00

Post-wall women scheme about how they can steal millions? Is this movie about alimony?

SquireDalbridge · 2017-01-31T11:14:15+00:00

Remember how great Ghostbusters turned out this will follow suit I guarantee it

cashmoney_x · 2017-01-31T15:07:40+00:00

Chicks stealing? So it's gonna be about divorce rape?

SerpensStellarum · 2017-01-31T06:09:44+00:00

I watched the european movie "Taxi" and the Hollywood remake before knowing about feminism and the state of the western society.

And both movies were funny! In a different way, yes, but funny anyway.

Of course, taxi featured one of the hottest women and the entire room clapped on THAT scene. I don't see how ocean 8 can deliver similar experience.

At any rate, Ocean 11 was not a very entertaining movie, so ... whatever.

Title	Ocean's 8 - Here we go again...
Author	TVTestPattern
Upvotes	37
Comments	45
Date	January 30, 2017 4:28 PM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/5r1rly/oceans_8_here_we_go_again/
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