If 3 white knights decided to jump you, what would you do?

nigelh · 2015-08-26T15:50:34+00:00

I wouldn't play chess with that person again.

2015-08-26T14:25:41+00:00

Run like hell. Without weapons or some other strong tactical advantage (e.g. doorway as a chokepoint), you are not going to be able to fight off 3 people.

I would be willing to wager that 3 average able-bodied men with any sense of tactics could beat up a lone MMA fighter. It isn't like the movies where they conveniently come at you one at a time, you'd likely be flanked and hit from all sides.

Factushima · 2015-08-26T17:04:47+00:00

If you can't run and call the cops (because White Knights deserve the consequences of their actions), then fight like hell. If another guy jumps in there are no rules.

As my dad would say of such a situation: "they'll probably win but I'm biting someone's nose off."

RazerMonstrosity · 2015-08-26T16:45:24+00:00

Point off into the distance and yell, "Look! Over there! A woman is in trouble!" Walk away.

kingofspain131 · 2015-08-26T14:19:29+00:00

I politely de-escalate the situation. If that doesn't work, I draw my glock 19 and quickly de-escalate the situation.

VodkaTankerSpill · 2015-08-26T14:24:02+00:00

In 3on1 scenario best bet is to run as fast as possible.

2015-08-26T12:59:04+00:00

Under what circumstances ?

TheRabid · 2015-08-26T15:27:33+00:00

Groin kicks everywhere! Then eye pokes and step on their knees.

xkulp8 · 2015-08-26T17:58:55+00:00

Trick question, betas don't put up a fight.

L3ndo · 2015-08-26T20:08:30+00:00

I have my CCL and if my life were in danger..

2015-08-26T17:49:39+00:00

The same thing if they weren't white knights.

Muddpup64 · 2015-08-26T19:11:07+00:00

Beat them to death with my bigger blacker sword.

SciCtrGuy · 2015-08-26T22:21:48+00:00

Whats the purpose of this post? To prove how hard you are or something?

mogdog · 2015-08-26T22:37:31+00:00

Situational awareness, see the dirty cocksuckers coming.try to get away, failing that.....shit, find something that is either long and heavy,or sharp.i hate violence, but I hate the idea of being beaten to death in the gutter even more.

manzone22 · 2015-08-27T03:02:57+00:00

keep my open palms by the side of my face (looks like you are surrendering stance) and keep repeating "i am leaving", the reason for this is if there is any independent witnesses giving a statement to the police, the officer should hopefully note down that you were in a neutral stance and saying you were leaving, otherwise the 3 white knights will turn around and say you were the one being aggressive and trying to start a fight with them

sarujam · 2015-08-27T11:36:17+00:00

I would pretend to be gay. If they're true white knights, they couldn't beat up a gay guy either lol.

shzftw · 2015-08-26T14:53:37+00:00

I've been jumped by three meatheads looking for a fight on the street in front of a bar. What did I do? Fought all three of them off me. They are pussies, and I go into pure instinct mode when fighting, so I would have only stopped should they have kicked my ass. They were actually scared away by a bouncer saying he was gonna call police.

2015-08-26T13:57:29+00:00

Run and scream for help/call the cops if possible.

Title	If 3 white knights decided to jump you, what would you do?
Author	RazerMonstrosity
Upvotes	5
Comments	33
Date	August 26, 2015 11:58 AM UTC (10 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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