[NSFL] Found on a dating site today. Hope it's a joke... but yeah, it's probably not.

goribelius · 2020-04-16T17:26:20+00:00

I have never seen a Vw beetle wearing lingerie till today

TrynaBeTheBest · 2020-04-16T16:44:58+00:00

This is what they call "thick"

Whirrlz · 2020-04-16T17:15:51+00:00

Simp would still message it and fuck it

DemonGroover · 2020-04-16T20:18:06+00:00

"Swipe left if you not 6'2"

nixonnate32 · 2020-04-16T16:45:16+00:00

I know she’s a bed, but I don’t even want to sleep on that.

truthtawker · 2020-04-16T18:27:28+00:00

c'mon giant asteroid, end this shit.

Hateussoyboys · 2020-04-16T18:05:11+00:00

Wuoah, why didn’t you warn me!!!???

My dinner almost said hello to me...

Cabshear · 2020-04-16T21:56:12+00:00

I can see the profile now

If you can’t handle me, swipe left

Im all woman, prolly can’t even afford me boi 💯🥰🥰

no fwb/one night stands. I’m ready to find a real man that knows my worth.

hrm0894 · 2020-04-16T18:23:57+00:00

I don't even understand how someone has the money to maintain that. She can't be employed, can she??

brutalitymuffin · 2020-04-16T18:48:37+00:00

Look at that chin, it's like a third tit!

brutalitymuffin · 2020-04-16T20:48:39+00:00

Looks like she's got a life expectancy of about 37 minutes. I think I can see the grim reaper in the background there, ready with some kind of aneurysm or embolism or something.

CaptainQuicksc0pe · 2020-04-16T17:55:34+00:00

I'm going in there boys, someone hold the rope./s

Aciddrinker90525 · 2020-04-16T22:03:49+00:00

Who here tryna dm here to use her stomach as a trampoline?

Skyllam · 2020-04-16T22:22:44+00:00

"Only tall guys with money, if you can't handle me, swipe left"

Gn0meRat · 2020-04-17T06:18:44+00:00

I wish we had other problems like martians coming to visit. At least I could go fuck an alien and have a questionably new experience.

Then people will be like, there he goes... Dude fucked an alien once. 👽

ZarBandit · 2020-04-16T19:55:00+00:00

Caption: “Git in mah belly!”

Also, you just know she laughs like Jabba The Hutt.

brutalitymuffin · 2020-04-16T20:47:21+00:00

Seriously worthy of the term `gunt'

scanfan2022 · 2020-04-16T22:11:11+00:00

She couldn't fit through most doors...

tharkyllinus · 2020-04-16T22:41:58+00:00

How much weight can you put of before your heart just gives out?

DeakinFrost · 2020-04-16T22:50:18+00:00

It has to be can't get underwear that big

Unless its a parachute

dakd2 · 2020-04-16T23:26:23+00:00

I think I see the photoshop in his face

the-space-penguin · 2020-04-17T01:20:12+00:00

I don't see Leia chained around here...I call bs

The-truth-hurts1 · 2020-04-17T05:34:54+00:00

Homebody, Curvy/ A few extra pounds. I like my men tall and ripped, with a truck. Treat me like the Queen I am! No time wasters! I know my worth!

PresidentOf4UM · 2020-04-16T16:58:13+00:00

what's the date site name.

LonelyBobcat · 2020-04-16T17:31:00+00:00

So this is why they like tall men, because only someone really tall could manage to stick it in them and still be able to reach around so much fat to kiss their face.

acbdxb · 2020-04-16T19:27:12+00:00

lol looks like those fds cunts

Sorikaner · 2020-04-16T19:29:31+00:00

Just because her BMI is 10 times higher than average doesn't mean that her SMV follows in that direction

CertainCrow1 · 2020-04-16T19:38:34+00:00

Based on the fact that the mattres next to her isn't even flexed next to her suggests to me it's shopped. Initially was impressed that bed was even holding up

That and the fact her folds aren't folded over where they touch the bed. Just looks like she's floating on it

GoodMan_Gone · 2020-04-16T20:36:00+00:00

Like... fucking HOW? How is that even possible?!

brutalitymuffin · 2020-04-16T20:49:52+00:00

Fat Bastard would totally tap this. They can bond by smearing each other with fried chicken grease.

isaac11117 · 2020-04-16T21:02:21+00:00

honestly how would you even get to the vagina, seems almost impossible

fritobandito214 · 2020-04-16T21:03:34+00:00

Muh dick would get lost in that belly button

KungFluVirus2020 · 2020-04-16T21:13:43+00:00

Imagine climbing onto that every night

How would you find her gash without flour ?

roflcopt0rz_returns · 2020-04-16T21:48:51+00:00

99% sure it's shopped, because the bed is not breaking in half. So either the bed is made of rock, or it's shopped.

The sad thing is that there are actually landwhales this disgusting that simps would still fuck.

AlienID385325 · 2020-04-17T00:17:31+00:00

She reminds me of that woman that needed to be transported via the cargo area of a plane to get fat reduction surgery

bamabeatsny · 2020-04-17T00:39:30+00:00

Dude! Come on! I can't unsee that. Dammit!

Chakra_Devourer · 2020-04-17T16:43:06+00:00

she needs his divine shadow's help (from Lexx).

Beneficial_Garage · 2020-04-17T17:15:56+00:00

Her last boyfriend is hanging on the wall frozen in carbonite I bet.

BboyLotus · 2020-04-17T19:41:33+00:00

Nah i refuse to believe this is real

victosity · 2020-04-18T00:28:00+00:00

Big, Healthy, Husky, fluffy, Damn, oh hell no, get the harpoon

MDEWorldPeace6969696 · 2020-04-18T08:52:49+00:00

Hawt AF... at LEAST 9.5/10...would lift that 60lb roll, throw my hot dog in whatever slit’s there, and call it a day...

Title	[NSFL] Found on a dating site today. Hope it's a joke... but yeah, it's probably not.
Author	mgtau
Upvotes	64
Comments	58
Date	April 16, 2020 4:40 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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