When Can I get me some?

Rottinghere · 2020-05-04T05:18:25+00:00

Holy shit.

This has got to be a troll. Because if it isn't...

Uuugh...

ccosby · 2020-05-04T06:11:12+00:00

Someone who can afford an eight bedroom house can probability find a gold digger without the 7 sex trophies.

loneliness-inc · 2020-05-04T10:54:03+00:00

To all those who jumped straight to saying this can't be real.

Ask yourself this: why can't it be real?

Answer: because it makes no sense at all for someone to be this stupid and irresponsible! To do the same stupid thing 7 times!!! and to then have the gal to demand a separate bedroom for each one.

It's just so insane, it can't be real!

Your problem is that you're a patriarchal shitlord. There you go again with your toxic masculinity. Using logic and reasoning to reach conclusions. Ugh, when will you learn to get in touch with your feelings....

You're forgetting that logic is a tool of the patriarchy!!!

You're forgetting that reasoning is a tool of the patriarchy!!!

You're forgetting that proportionality is a tool of the patriarchy!!!

Oh you silly. Still thinking you can't have 7 "mistakes" in a row. You silly patriarchal shitlord, still thinking that someone with such a bad track record can't possibly be this entitled. You silly muh soggy knees, still thinking that her demands must be proportional to and consistent with what she objectively earned.

Oh, don't forget that consistency is a tool of the patriarchy!!!

And I almost forgot that merit is a tool of the patriarchy!!!

So.... is this story real? Who knows. Just assume that everything on the internet is fake, okay?

Is it possible for it to be real? ABSOLUTELY!

Does it matter whether it's real. Hell no you misogynist pig!!!🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖🐖

Did you already forget that reality is a tool of the patriarchy???

rayedward363 · 2020-05-04T05:35:08+00:00

This needs to be shown to salespeople as how NOT to sell something. I mean damn.

RedPill_Dragon · 2020-05-04T14:21:50+00:00

Hey guys im the OP. This woman and post are both real. I saw her profile on Fb and shes real. Kids are real.

thebabylonbull · 2020-05-04T05:35:21+00:00

this has to be a troll...but wouldn't be shocked in the least if it was not. #manup

Calyxer · 2020-05-04T08:07:38+00:00

you just need 4 more kids to create a soccer team

WereNotGonnaFakeIt · 2020-05-04T06:34:55+00:00

Jayzus haych kroist

thewatisit · 2020-05-04T08:45:22+00:00

A quadriplegic who had each of his limbs blown away by a mine crawling back to the same minefield has better pattern recognition than her.

ballparkjones8 · 2020-05-04T08:35:09+00:00

This can't possibly be real. Wait, it's 2020.

TexasMilitia · 2020-05-04T07:59:57+00:00

No. Fucking. Way.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-05-04T09:47:58+00:00

I really hope that's satire...

lorum_ipsum_dolor · 2020-05-04T10:48:34+00:00

She's looking for one of those people who appear on "House Hunting". You know, the kind that freelances training gerbils and has a budget of 1 million.

MC_Batsy · 2020-05-04T16:40:04+00:00

The only reason I initially questioned if this is real, it's not about the content of the message, but because of the way she said it and the extremely overinflated sense of entitlement. It may be true, but still utterly insane.

It would be like me going to a job interview for an architect, then tell the interviewer seriously, that I have absolutely no experience in architecture, engineering, or even algebra. I'd expect a response like "Did Bob put you up to this? Is he hiding behind the door right now? Oh wait. You're serious. Get out."

ClapsD · 2020-05-05T06:45:47+00:00

My money says this is fake. No way someone could have ruined their life this horribly, while acting as entitled as someone who saved the world.

dante-_vic · 2020-05-04T07:02:48+00:00

This gotta be a troll.

Slygore · 2020-05-04T12:02:47+00:00

I'm more interested in Theo here. Is the Zuck shaming his life choices?

Yuuzhan83 · 2020-05-04T14:06:38+00:00

Fuckin classy

Yuuzhan83 · 2020-05-04T14:08:46+00:00

At least she has something to bring to the table. An ebt card lol.

Regnes · 2020-05-06T06:33:49+00:00

This is obviously satire. Bad satire at that.

yuvrajsama · 2020-05-04T07:46:41+00:00

🤦😂😂 . Oo bhai maro mughe maro nahi mazak ho Raha hai

WeWillAllDie666 · 2020-05-04T21:41:30+00:00

I would rather designate 1 bedroom for each day of the week and have 1 leftover for special occasions, than have you and your spawn in my life thanks

oxyoxyboi · 2020-05-04T14:57:57+00:00

What is a house with 8 bedrooms?

Aldabruzzo · 2020-05-04T15:35:43+00:00

the sad thing is that some sorry ass Captain Save A Ho or beta bux will be all over that, only for the chance at some pussy.

Assuming it's real.

ed2395 · 2020-05-05T02:22:53+00:00

Lol the first sentence made me laugh.

heyheyitsdatboi · 2020-05-05T07:48:50+00:00

Hashtag getyouame... good stamps on deck don’t worry. Sure I’d like to fuck my life up completely, sounds great

jonniebaker · 2020-05-07T07:48:45+00:00

Rough

DarthBroker · 2020-05-11T00:47:18+00:00

Very few things leave me speechless. This is one

Title	When Can I get me some?
Author	RedPill_Dragon
Upvotes	201
Comments	54
Date	May 3, 2020 9:32 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/gcyp06/when_can_i_get_me_some/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/when-can-i-get-me-some.661767 https://theredarchive.com/post/661767

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