Sure i’m 6’1” baby, how big are your tits?

Thatsyourissue · 2020-05-15T14:06:33+00:00

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Jakeybaby125 · 2020-05-15T14:13:56+00:00

Her: How tall are you?

Me: 6'0"

Me: How fat are you?

Her: OMG HOW DARE YOU, YOU SEXIST MISOGYNISTIC PIG

UrHeftyLeftyBesty · 2020-05-15T13:54:54+00:00

Me: I’m 6 foot and 3 inches.
Her: How big’s your dick?
Me: I already told you...

Honest_Solution · 2020-05-15T14:02:41+00:00

Saved by being 5’10 once again!

geraldhayne3038 · 2020-05-15T13:56:32+00:00

Based on how far her face is, I would say d cup.

thewrecker8 · 2020-05-15T15:02:57+00:00

Swipe left if you're over 125 lbs

where_muh_good_mens · 2020-05-15T14:13:03+00:00

Oink ya later toots.

thebabylonbull · 2020-05-15T14:03:09+00:00

No, no, no...the first retort to this one would be, "how much do you weigh?"

Needlecrash · 2020-05-15T16:27:29+00:00

When her weight begins with 200...

Rottinghere · 2020-05-15T14:28:27+00:00

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Typo-MAGAshiv · 2020-05-15T16:20:10+00:00

Those are some deep creases at 20. I'm 40 with a lot of mileage, and my creases aren't that deep.

Her fatness has already been covered sufficiently by the other commenters who beat me to it. Figuratively covered, of course. For her fatness to be literally covered already we'd need a circus tent.

Wtfbyamey · 2020-05-15T16:06:03+00:00

If she’s 20, she’s gonna burst from being oversize st 40😂

Aldabruzzo · 2020-05-15T15:31:11+00:00

average looking woman. Looks like some filters being used. Yeah, probably an overweight woman looking for her hott dood.

ransay3277 · 2020-05-15T16:29:11+00:00

I wouldn't worry about her tits. A fat girl bragging about having big tits is like you telling me you have a fast car as it is falling off the cliff you just drove it over.

Redhood616 · 2020-05-15T21:00:34+00:00

Fat girls: Men have unrealistic beauty standards. Big is beautiful. I’m curvy. If you call me fat, you’re a bigot. If you wont date me, you’re fatphobic.

Also the same fat girls: Must be at least 6ft tall to ride this ride. You know what i call guys under 6ft? Friends.

I’m cool with people having preferences but man the hypocrisy is infuriating.

otakuzod · 2020-05-15T19:13:27+00:00

No thanks, fatty. Hmmm, that actually makes me wonder something. If you are catfished by a fat girl, does that technically nean you were fatfished instead?

CreflowDollars · 2020-05-15T19:36:02+00:00

She looks like Kathy Bates' down syndrome daughter

Wtfbyamey · 2020-05-15T20:12:32+00:00

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2020-05-15T16:22:51+00:00

Swipe right if you're 125lbs or less.

b_a_d_r0b0t · 2020-05-15T18:49:44+00:00

Face pic only = fat ass

Scourmont · 2020-05-15T22:55:28+00:00

She doesn't have tits, they're just extra rolls of fat with nasty dinner plate areolas and inverted nips.

2020-05-15T15:52:17+00:00

Swipe left if you're 140 pounds or heavier ;D

window_licker84 · 2020-05-15T16:51:52+00:00

Only one requirement that excludes 90% of men.

Yuuzhan83 · 2020-05-15T21:12:39+00:00

I mean what good are tits if shes round anyway.

SomeSqueakyCleanButt · 2020-05-15T15:30:32+00:00

More like how fat are her udders.

BluepillProfessor · 2020-05-15T16:47:27+00:00

Butterface label is being generous.

MrHistoryLesson · 2020-05-15T21:07:04+00:00

Aint the size of the tits i'm worried about hahaha When they aint got shit to offer, they better be nice to look at and do all the shit at home that needs doing - without bitching about it too!

Dipdrizzle · 2020-05-15T18:16:26+00:00

Swipe left if your 160 or more

IDET58 · 2020-05-16T04:44:35+00:00

Her forehead itself has enough inches to give every 5’ guy that extra foot they need

mustangfrank · 2020-05-17T00:46:41+00:00

It must be a type-0. It us usually if you are not 6' or taller, swipe left

2020-05-17T01:08:40+00:00

She looks like somebody has punched her in the gob (mouth) what's up with that? Was it her 'pimp' teaching her a lesson? Maybe so

asdf333aza · 2020-05-19T03:01:34+00:00

With a face like that asking for 6ft or taller? Really bitch?

washingtonpanther · 2020-05-19T09:56:34+00:00

That'll do, pig.

EEE_Eddie · 2020-05-19T13:13:26+00:00

How big his her belly is the more pertinent question. She looks like a pig from the shot of her face.

madamebovary01 · 2020-05-25T02:56:47+00:00

Let’s be honest. No women likes short guys. There’s nothing wrong with that.

Justin12032000 · 2020-06-10T08:35:33+00:00

She’s fat

Title	Sure i’m 6’1” baby, how big are your tits?
Author	deankj71
Upvotes	207
Comments	70
Date	May 15, 2020 1:40 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/gk9av6/sure_im_61_baby_how_big_are_your_tits/
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