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[–]grizzer9967 points68 points69 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
nutcase
She's definitely a nutcase lol. Look at her smile. I run from that shit now
[–]NohoTwoPointOh14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
You can also see massive fatty potential in the smile. Marionette lines in younger women are (almost) as scary as fat upper arms.
Flee.
[–]Althoughw3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
What are marionette lines?
[–]NohoTwoPointOh7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Put the term into your favorite search engine's image page.
I'm not being a "find it yourself" dick. It's just that the visuals will do more than I could. You will start to see consistency with the photos that tell you the beginning, middle, and end story.
Edit: Don't downvote the person for asking a simple question. I don't believe the term is in common usage. I think I only learned what they are called after watching an episode of "Nip Tuck".
[–]Althoughw1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thank you, I will check it out!
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[–]basedmillennial951 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No women age poorer than hispanic women. Trust me, I'm the last white guy in California.
[–]psypD69 points70 points71 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That is indeed some pretty complex long term thinking.
[–]trashaccount2717117 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Someone’s gotta do it because woman are incapable of it
[–]kayfab37 points38 points39 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
a part from marriage its a pretty good plan
[–]AwesomeFaceSpaceBear48 points49 points50 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
He had us in the first half, not gon lie
[–]beenthere7895 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When you get old enough and had enough experience undrr your belt, you realize the truth of the cliché "revenge is a Dish best served stone cold"
[–]the-space-penguin5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
i was thinking "simp" up to half of it
[–]RockmanXX39 points40 points41 points 6 years ago* (6 children) | Copy Link
Should we really unplug those who don't want the truth? These guys REALLY want Blue Pill to be true, these are the kinds of guys who work at a dead end job and have sex with their bitter wife once a month(if lucky) and somehow convince themselves that this is true love.
[–]somber_smiles56 points57 points58 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
To be honest, I have no more fucks to give. It's called going your own way for a reason. At first I wanted to save as many as I could but slowly I realized that most men aren't willing to be saved and even those who can would rather live the lie than face the truth... So fuck'em... I'm not captain save a cuck, they don't want to be saved.
[–]lastminutedash11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Very well said!
[–]gozertc6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Agreed, focus on those who can be helped as well as yourself.
[–]feltentragus2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm not captain save a cuck
Sir, you turn a neat phrase.
[–]MetamorphosisSilver2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So true. It's like the AA 12 step program - step one is to admit you have a problem. Most people won't / can't change unless there was a strong dramatic event in their life that causes one to re-evaluate the situation.
[–]oirectine0033 points34 points35 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why would she be in my apartment in the first place?
[–]Libra_Maelstrom11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is.. an acceptable answer
[–]altair4312 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Got me in the first half, not gonna lie.
[–]Eustace_Savage9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unfortunately men have more comorbidities and we don't live nearly as long, so she's more likely to be the one pulling the life support with a smile, again. Never enter the game to begin with.
[–]teelolws5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd probably wonder why my game froze for a couple seconds while it switched to my 5G backup.
[–]geo_gan3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I think only true psychopaths plan such extremely long term revenge plans 🤔
[–]FlexViper2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
[–]bieberblows2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Stewie Griffin said it best https://youtu.be/NhoeMxXen5s
[–]sebastian08012 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She will sleep on the carpet or in the garage tonight. Only if had a good day.
[–]Gerzy_CZ1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well I didn't expect this ending at all.
[–]CeleritySteam1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I live in a Castle Doctrine state. So someone breaks in my house and cuts off my communications with the outside world? Hm, that sounds an awful lot like an attempt on my life!
[–]just_wanna_downvote0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A straight punch to the face does the job too, but different strokes for different folks.
[–]moriarty_0560 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh my
[–]seabeeaj0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Very very savage....... I salute you.
[–]KING_CPB[🍰] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We will travel to a 3rd world country and will beat the shit out of the cunt if she ever does that to me.
[–]ReNeitherFleshNoBone0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unplugged my router? Well then, throw out all that bullshit furniture that she doesn't need.
Throw it all away to separate dumps.
[–]Peroxidekid0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She's gonna get knocked the fuck out if she pulls that shit.
[–]xfallenxwolfx-3 points-2 points-1 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This right here is a simp, gentlemen.
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