lol...just lol

TGWWHOW · 2020-06-01T01:21:39+00:00

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DannyTTT55 · 2020-06-01T01:46:08+00:00

Tyrone needs a new phone

ZealousMaths · 2020-06-01T02:24:10+00:00

Why a $250 android? He should make her buy a $70 android with her own money.

michaelfowler · 2020-06-01T03:01:58+00:00

Don’t buy her anything. She didn’t listen she got what she deserved. She wants to leave let her leave. My ex had a breathelizer in her car and she kept fucking up and they kept extending her date. I told her it’s her fault for mismanaging her time and I’m not going to cover any part of her bills. Good luck ladies, y’all wanna do you and not listen, well do you and cover your own mistakes/expenses. Not my fucking problem

TripleMaxor · 2020-06-01T03:17:29+00:00

He's a simp he'll pay. My exes never dared make such a ridiculous demand. Asking your partner to buy a phone just because you're a careless female and lose it

person_w_personality · 2020-06-01T01:28:31+00:00

We are both Indian.

She called me racist saying that I was stereotyping people.

This man might be about to experience an emotional roller coaster of a lifetime

yolodd · 2020-06-01T03:01:13+00:00

I love my $199 Moto G7 64GB.

DangZagnut · 2020-06-01T01:22:51+00:00

Lies, she left it at her other boyfriend's house.

You don't lose shit in the "riots" unless you show up bleeding out of most holes.

She must be kidding. Whore her ass out if she wants to waste $1500. And she wants the most maxed out iPhone 11 Pro Max to get to that price.

You must be joking. Complete scam. She probably had a train ran on her by the "rioters".

riitguy · 2020-06-01T02:25:16+00:00

Close the curtains, shut off the lights and don't answer the door.

BurdenedChad · 2020-06-01T04:54:28+00:00

I urged her not to go for her safety. She called me racist saying that I was stereotyping people.

They all behave like contrarian toddlers, don't they? Tell them not to do something and it's as good as done. I tried to tell my cousin that a rescued fighting dog wasn't a good choice for a first-time dog owner in a small apartment, especially a 5'1" one who couldn't control it. I just got poo pooed and she got bitten.

She went out at 1pm ... I saw she posted on Instagram throughout till 4:30pm.

ROFL. Even hanging around a riot zone isn't enough to pry her away from her phone. Or perhaps playing revolutionary is just another way to get likes/dopamine.

iPhone 11

I was actually just checking on the prices of these, and the OP's girlfriend just beelined for the 11 Pro with 512 GB storage. It's so predictable, honestly. She only wants because it's expensive. No casual user needs that much storage.

She then says I am victim blaming.

Amazing how quickly these poisonous feminist/academic ideas spread. Some old women's studies professor thinks up a retarded buzzword and before the year's out it's trickled down to women of every age, race, and social class.

nakari821 · 2020-06-01T06:05:22+00:00

Over a phone she is going to leave. Lol then she was never dating you. But instead that phone & purse that got stolen hahaha.

mrboombastic05 · 2020-06-01T06:40:26+00:00

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Chakra_Devourer · 2020-06-01T03:14:52+00:00

The dude warned the dumb bitch not to do it. AND WHAT DID SHE DO?

She does the exact opposite and called the guy a racist. Go ahead and break up with the man. Free him! She's a net-drain in his life. She doesn't add value. She's costing him money and stress.

realChebz · 2020-06-01T03:23:25+00:00

and I here I am thinking my $500 razer phone I bought 2 years ago was a big waste of money...

KeepingItReal2020 · 2020-06-01T03:21:42+00:00

Sounds like true love to me. A story to tell the grandchildren for sure.

GuiltyEngineer · 2020-06-01T10:08:42+00:00

Why would you familiarize with let alone date Iphone users?

throwawayham1971 · 2020-06-01T02:53:49+00:00

This would so be a win.

First, you save 250 bucks because she played her cards and you didn't get stuck buying her a phone.

So, more or less, you MADE $250 to learn that you were associating with a bitch. Throw in the "time saved" and you can round that bad boy up to like $500.

Its like winning the Cunt Lottery.

kayfab · 2020-06-01T05:13:44+00:00

relationship advise what a joke

materialbean · 2020-06-01T05:30:28+00:00

Summary: Woman wants man to pay for her naivety, pigheadedness and poor choices.

So she is pretty much your average woman. All 'choice' but no responsibility.

tanakamarape · 2020-06-01T06:17:57+00:00

I'll buy her a $50 Alcatel phone. She doesn't deserve a $250 phone. She brought this upon herself.

ExactConcentrate · 2020-06-01T07:40:50+00:00

Still a simp

SniffSnatch · 2020-06-01T08:10:52+00:00

Notice how she moved in with him exactly when the coronavirus pandemic ensued?

ClowntownDenisen1234 · 2020-06-01T02:53:01+00:00

Link please

intelligence_skills · 2020-06-01T05:20:51+00:00

She is a riot 😂

RevolutionaryPea7 · 2020-06-01T06:40:34+00:00

In her mind this isn't her fault, she's entitled to whatever the most expensive phone is and the guy is asking her to downgrade because he's cheap.

Cultural_Area · 2020-06-01T09:09:34+00:00

Stolen? Such naive man, she sold it on eBay for $1K and gave it to Tyronne for drugs.

RedMeatTrinket · 2020-06-01T10:33:57+00:00

Sounds like a "I've been fucking you, now you need to pay me" situation. And you know what that makes her?

huazanim · 2020-06-01T11:45:48+00:00

Bitch should have gotten phone insurance.

Used phones for the win.

BetterCallPaul4 · 2020-06-01T04:48:27+00:00

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

The_Notorious_K_Y_S · 2020-06-01T06:49:54+00:00

She went to the riots to burn the coal, she paid the toll.

mind0verflow · 2020-06-01T09:25:00+00:00

Thanks to the riots, they stole her a phone but will give him (I hope) a red pill

Dexmethan · 2020-06-01T11:03:24+00:00

"Oh my god you won't even buy me a $1500 phone? I thought you loved me? What the hell is wrong with you? I thought you were the one, I guess I was wrong. You know that guy I told you about at work? Yeah we aren't just friends, I've been having sex with him for months now. Have a nice life you fucking loser."

AKSasquatch · 2020-06-01T11:49:50+00:00

That's insane that a guy would think it's okay for a gf to even ask that.

altair43 · 2020-06-01T06:21:55+00:00

It's the Riot that is helping this dude to learn the truth. Looks like he hasn't.

SJimPickins · 2020-06-01T07:04:33+00:00

this guy sounds sensible. Hope the fuck the woman off soon and moves out of his racist neighbourhood, thats an anchor around his neck

nigelh · 2020-06-01T07:15:48+00:00

I haven't worked out, from the description, where it ever became his job to replace her phone. I know it would be a nice gesture but...

DoDo_01 · 2020-06-01T07:53:59+00:00

Play stupid games...

cycloneous · 2020-06-01T08:30:02+00:00

This is akin to telling some one, "hey, don't put your hand on the stove, you're going to burn your hand!" And guess what she did and got angry for what happened to her?!

If she is that stupid to burn herself, she's probably not the sharpest tool in the shed. Like my long lost father, Tom Leykis, would say, it is time to DTB.

avtarius · 2020-06-01T08:32:45+00:00

noooo this can't be real ...

bdiym82 · 2020-06-01T09:34:26+00:00

Nice

DubsPackage · 2020-06-01T09:43:43+00:00

Tell her to buy her own $50 droid.

Just as good as an iPhone and even better in some ways, 3.5mm jack and a replaceable battery.

Some people have more money than brains.

PhantasyBoy · 2020-06-01T09:46:26+00:00

Cut her loose, she sounds like a complete dickhead

yg111 · 2020-06-01T09:48:00+00:00

Link

Thinkingman21 · 2020-06-01T10:25:06+00:00

Easy win;

Just tell her you were scared in the riots, and show a little weakness. Shake a bit for a few days. Then you delete social media, she leaves because your a bitch, so she is justified in her mind for leaving, and thinks it's her new win as you "lose her".

Then it cost you nothing to leave but pride you don't need anyway.

She takes to Faxebook: "I lost my boyfriend and phone in same week....." (Two minutes later);

"So who wants my nudez?".

Meanwhile you sent her a few txts about how you will work on yourself to be worthy. That gives you excuse to answer none of her calls forever.

Then ghost, mgtow and Saturdays are for The Boys becomes everyday.

californiawaves23 · 2020-06-01T11:55:24+00:00

Hopefully the world is turning as most of the top comments were much aligned to this thread advising to ditch the girl

moriarty_056 · 2020-06-01T12:35:45+00:00

🤦‍♂️

REI-Mogul · 2020-06-01T12:36:06+00:00

Those two idiots are meant for each other.

Pearlscent_shampoo · 2020-06-01T12:40:58+00:00

I even havent got the latest phone. All a phone needs to do is phoning and messaging. That's it. I swear women are just like children. They will always wnat the newest everything. In the meanwhile I save thousands to start a business and make myslef more rich. Is it just me ir are women just incapable of saving money and budgeting?

Distantfutur3 · 2020-06-01T13:21:46+00:00

Throw her ass out the door. Play no games. Take no shit.

jorge-francisco · 2020-06-01T13:40:02+00:00

100% hypergamy nothing more all girls are the same

NeverNeverLandIsNow · 2020-06-01T14:10:25+00:00

If she wants to break up over not buying her a expensive phone then let her go. And block her and change the locks after you escort her out the door.

no_one_special_too · 2020-06-01T14:22:36+00:00

Tough problem... Break up, don't get her a phone and use the $150 for whatever you want. Only good solution on this case.

SomethinLikDis · 2020-06-01T16:26:06+00:00

Civic duty, lmao

Borgmeister · 2020-06-01T18:44:55+00:00

You know when the Saturn V launches and about 2 minutes in it drops the bottom stage? Do that here.

TigPlaze · 2020-06-01T19:27:20+00:00

Jesus! He told her not to go, and she was not only dumb enough to go, but to take valuables with her. Now she wants her boyfriend to piss his money down the toilet on an overpriced iPhone when you can get a very capable Android for $250. He's being too generous by offering her that! The bitch should pay for her own shit ... and also quit calling people racist for trying to protect her. Recognizing a dangerous situation is not the same thing as saying all black people are violent.

Title	lol...just lol
Author	king_d17
Upvotes	685
Comments	118
Date	June 1, 2020 1:19 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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