Sperm from old Men increases birth defects. Info for the next old man that bothers you!

Bovvsette · 2020-04-23T20:36:24+00:00

Ah yes, tale as old as time. After wasting his entire life doing god knows what, a scrote finally decides it's high time to settle and create a family in his late 40s or even 50s. The nature is calling him to pass on his already deteriorating genes before it's too late and not even viagra could save his erectile dysfunction. Perhaps there is a reason why sperm banks won't accept samples from men over 35. Andropause hits hard right in their supposedly eternal reproductive peak and the clock starts ticking. Of course he is preying on young girls as even with a woman in her peak reproductive age, he would need few years(!) of trial to successfully impregnate her. But another tough task is getting these young adults to be willing to do anything with him. Curious how that works, don't they have their walls plastered with over-the-hill men with receeding hairlines, beer guts and those having ideology of ”skincare is gay” and it definitely showing on their crispy sun-fried complexion? Isn't that the peak and prime of male beauty as mEn aGe LiKe fiNe WiNe? Apparently not! The only way he could coerce young girl into sleeping with him would be offering her enourmous trust fund and financial security for a lifetime. Because the man is going to start having severe health problems or even be on his deathbed by the time this child enters college, and with the skyrocketed odds of health issues that come with his old dusty sperm, the child will also likely have expensive healthcare needs for life. So of course no one will have an old scrote baby for free. Young girls that he failed to get all of his life, certainly won't be falling for him now. Because while they are his best last minute reproductive choice, his defective slow sperm and unkept unhealthy lifestyle and looks are certainly not the best choice for these young ladies. Tough shit, scrotes, if you woke up too late, you better have a fortune of millions to compensate young woman's attention and your risky sperm child's future that you are unlikely to see.

MagicAte_8 · 2020-04-23T22:39:52+00:00

The older the dad, the uglier the children: Genetic mutation research confirms

Novemberinthechair · 2020-04-23T23:18:03+00:00

Send this message to Hollywood. If I read about one more 50 to 60 year-old who fucks around for decades not caring about fatherhood then suddenly marries someone 10 to 30 years younger and has a kid, I'm going to vomit. Like, dudes, I get it. You woke up one day and realized you were afraid of dying then hastily drew up a bucket list and started crossing things off. It's so cliche at this point...even Clooney did it, after spending years defending his childfree status. I guess he figured his child bride and progeny will be happy to wipe his ass during his advanced old age if he dangles his fortune over their heads.

throwaway64857 · 2020-04-24T04:33:16+00:00

Also male infertility in the West is increasing since about the 70s or 80s.

Aurore11 · 2020-04-24T10:37:37+00:00

Honestly I wonder how many women in their 30ies who can't concieve are actually married to older men. I never saw a study on that, I guess nobody ever even thought that something may be wrong with the father. I'd really like to see a comparison of the average age of the partner between women who have trouble getting pregnant in their 30ies vs those who don't.

ivy176 · 2020-04-24T03:35:23+00:00

I don't want kids but if I did, my partner is 43 so that'd be a worry for me. My age too though, I'm 33.

InayahDaneen · 2020-04-24T17:28:34+00:00

This is why one of my brothers is autistic because my dusty crusty lvm dad was 50 when he married my 19 year old mom.

2020-04-23T23:10:37+00:00

I've known this for a while 😂

InayahDaneen · 2020-04-24T17:25:10+00:00

Tell this to the next man that claims “women hit the wall after 25”. 🙄

2020-04-24T19:00:46+00:00

Ok. My dad was 42 when I was born. Thanks for reminding me.

And yes, he was way too old to be having kids at his age. I distinctly remember going into the hospital multiple times to visit him after he had his latest heart attack, angioplasty, you name it, from as early as elementary school.

ny-lady · 2020-04-23T20:41:45+00:00

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Title	Sperm from old Men increases birth defects. Info for the next old man that bothers you!
Author	radical__daphne
Upvotes	232
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Date	April 23, 2020 7:22 PM UTC (6 years ago)
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