So I've been on Tinder and Bumble a lot during lockdown, although I don't really feel like dating. I've been trying to understand scrotes and their lies better, so here's a list of bullshit men say as to why they don't want commitment.

  1. I'm just out of a relationship (broke up a year ago)
  2. My ex was crazy, I don't want any more drama (sure, it's always those CrAzY women!)
  3. You stating clearly what you want scares me, I feel pushed to think about my own reasons
  4. I'm scared I'll get stuck in a relationship (because you're shackled to me?)
  5. I'm scared you'll 'trick me by getting pregnant' if you're taking it this seriously' ( I don't want kids?)
  6. Monogamy is a puritan concept, I'm much too woke to adhere to oldschool values
  7. Don't you love sex though? You'll never get sex if you wait. (K.)
  8. I can't say yes to monogamy because,what if I meet someone I hit it off with? (Thanks for again proving that men have no restraint).

Any other bullshit excuses you heard? Bring them on!