Might I suggest an escort?

Fatt3stAveng3r · 2020-02-24T17:54:50+00:00

Can't even be by himself a single night. Weak sauce.

tyrannosaurus_reznor · 2020-02-24T20:14:03+00:00

Imagine trying to get someone to spend time with you by advertising how boring your evening is...

ItsFreezen · 2020-02-24T18:38:32+00:00

Read a book.

MediumRareHunter · 2020-02-24T19:35:45+00:00

If entertainment is what you want, I recommend taking up knitting and watching the office. Oh wait, what he wants is unpaid sex.

curlygirl507 · 2020-02-24T18:05:46+00:00

I highly doubt he's ever been successful in this pursuit.

justalittlebabyy · 2020-02-24T20:24:04+00:00

I appreciate the honesty

ros-bos · 2020-02-24T19:34:31+00:00

on a side note, I don't think we should be promoting prostitution.

If a man can't get a woman the honest way he shouldn't get one at all. Paying to use someone's body is kind of anti-humane.

JOEYMAMI2015 · 2020-02-24T19:13:12+00:00

Nothing wrong with masturbation.....

ResponsibleCharacter · 2020-02-24T23:30:42+00:00

Fortunately, not even the most desperate woman will sign on for that trash lmao.

honestgoing · 2020-02-25T15:46:01+00:00

Clowns do make the night less boring.

Title	Might I suggest an escort?
Author	ros-bos
Upvotes	94
Comments	19
Date	February 24, 2020 5:36 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/f8us73/might_i_suggest_an_escort/
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