Afraid you’ll make a bad LVM decision tonight? (Don’t do it!) If you need a FDS crisis support sister for NYE, here’s some situations I can help with....

Did your ex just come to the same party, and you need a positive distraction?

Has your 3rd vodka soda kicked in, and want to tell your old FWB that he has a pencil dick?

Is some rando eyeing you for a midnight kiss, and you need to look occupied?

Worried that you’ll be tempted to respond to a “WYD?” while surrounded by couples?

Have no fear, I’ll be available by DM if you need to make it out of 2019 w/ dignity in tact. Whether you need a good laugh or real time advice while you’re out in the field, I’m here to help.

Be safe out there ladies, the PUA piranhas are out in full force tonight!