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[–]ChristieFoxFDS Apprentice159 points160 points161 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I loved how he tried to reverse it by telling you he's giving you a last chance.
[–]goalsense26 points27 points28 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Every guy does that. So my ex says he want some of his things back because he moved on with another girl. This is after 6 months of breaking. I told him that all the things he left went to trash and he has nothing left. His response was astounding: Why don’t you just let me go? I cannot decide whether to laugh or to compose the most outrageous curse filled reply. I just said: Read again my last reply. Make sure you understand before contacting because I got no time.
[–]SimWebb[S] 49 points50 points51 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
😂
edit: I found a historical document recording the exact moment this happened
[–][deleted] 64 points65 points66 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
“I want you to tell me what I can do to be better”
“I’m not going to change for you slut”
Lmao dear lord, help us.
[–]mashleepotatoes11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I didn't even catch that slut remark at the end! Wow what a psycho
[–]Lucarioa8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When people can entirely switch mindsets within 5 texts amazes me. Just 5 minutes ago he was asking how to change whaaaa?
[–]rvalter96 points97 points98 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
"the best version of yourself is you right now for the right person" ... I felt that
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[–]SimWebb[S] 20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This is correct
[–]insoucianc17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
My god he has an IQ of like 5.
[–]onsinsandneedles8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is the best advice anyone can receive. Feel like it wasn’t received for him.
[–]TeheASillyToast76 points77 points78 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
“Ohmygod it’s like trying to teach a monkey mathematics”
[–]Pulled_An_LBJFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Favorite line. But honestly monkeys are pretty smart so I think they'd pick it up quicker.
[–]ino_y49 points50 points51 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Oh my lord. He better have muscles and a pick-up truck because that boy is a waste of time.
Don't entertain dumb men for more than a minute.
[–]SimWebb[S] 39 points40 points41 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah he seems like he could be dangerous
Between the wall punching and the FULL ON self-delusions... Yikes
[–]beanbounce6916 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The military profile pic speaks volumes 👀
[–]SimWebb[S] 8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Oh shit I didn't even notice the bootness
[–]beanbounce694 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As someone in the military I can spot a stupid navy patrol cap from a mile away
[–]ThyaBrandus34 points35 points36 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Whoa Nelson. The punch holes in the door says everything right there. Mad respect for her being honest with him despite being a loon.
[–]HazelManiaFDS Disciple18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My flight mode activated just from reading this.
[–]trekMT7900FDS Newbie13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nothing but nightmares with that guy. Yuck.
[–]Wiggy_BopFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can give him some advice.
Stop being an annoying, pestering tick.
[–]bluecat678New8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why dating is hard sometimes
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[–]Pulled_An_LBJFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I've been a nice guy this whole week so I'm entitled to you now!" Uhhhhh, no you aren't, people are nice because its just right to treat people with respect, not because it earns you disrespecting points like tokens you can turn in for a stuffed bear.
[–]NewYorkJewbag3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I’m just curious, why did you engage him so long? Was it for the lulz, or you’re trying be to nice by not blocking him, or you’re afraid what might happen if you did? I’m just curious.
[–]throwawway20912 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
it was cross posted
[–]NewYorkJewbag1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh. My bad.
[–]lmarika2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He just doesn’t get it... oh gosh...
[–]JustinTwoTimez4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ol boy just pulled a Trump lmfao.
Serious note though, do these kind of conversations occur on a daily basis for women?
I didn’t realize just how stupid men can be. t This was hella enlightening for me, thank you. I have a sister who has just recently been divorced. When the woman told him that he was the kind of guy that she was scared to say no to was eye opening. My sister hasn’t dated in nearly 10 years, she’s 27. She can handle her own as she gets back into dating. It’s my little niece that I’m worried about growing up in this new age of dating.
[–]Ms_TillyRuthless Strategist4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We're not a hive mind. This isn't the Borg. Hahaha I LOL because I loved Star Trek as a kid.
That idiot was all over the damn place at the end. "Tell me exactly what you don't like about me so I can work on myself." She offers a generic example of anybody and he immediately assumes she means him. She tells him straight and it's I'M NOT GOING TO CHANGE FOR YOU!!! JFC! Dudes scare TF out of me. Just no rationality whatsoever.
[–]Phirk0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'll say this now and I'll say this again most flaws can be bettered and self improvement isn't bad
[–]6002Dani0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In an ideal world the contents of the post were sent by OP to OP, because heaven forbid someone can be this dense on purpose 😓
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