No one has been buying the cow, I guess it's time to give away the milk for free before it turns into cottage cheese... oh no! Does that make me a slut?!?! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATGM! 🤧😢😭

Overkillengine · 2020-07-13T13:40:56+00:00

She needs to realize men are not vending machines that she can put sex coins into to get a relationship.

kaskntithies · 2020-07-13T13:51:55+00:00

Notice how when women get ghosted they feel emotional betrayal, but when they do it to men it's considered perfectly normal, if not 'empowering'?

moorekom · 2020-07-13T13:32:17+00:00

What a pathetic creature you must be if someone decides you're not worth anything more than sex and even then, not more than once.

fuzzy_brb · 2020-07-13T13:50:47+00:00

The common denominator is her

Again,men don't "owe" you a relationship just because you had sex with them just as women scream they don't owe men sex just because he took y'all out to dinner.

Sex is a two way street. You "both" got what y'all wanted. So stop making this about "you".

sleepyweaselisawake · 2020-07-13T13:00:41+00:00

He got what he wanted? Or, he's not into boring starfish sex and saggy tits?

BluepillProfessor · 2020-07-13T15:14:57+00:00

His text to her was a standard PUA Cover Your Ass text.

Had a great time.

Look forward to seeing you again.

She replies positively.

No rape charges!

Delete contact....

Honest_Solution · 2020-07-13T14:01:50+00:00

Somehow I don’t buy that this was her first ever first date hookup. Especially at 34 and especially in this day and age.

RedcurrantJelly · 2020-07-13T13:42:11+00:00

Surprised it didn't say "no solutions please, only validation"

Samy541 · 2020-07-13T14:28:35+00:00

The one thing I see though is the fact that HE is to come back to her with plans, HE is to show interest and HE is to set up the next date/plan. Girl you 34, you better stop this princess mentality and “man up” if you want a relationship ship

Point is, If you like him, go for it woman. This is for me way more blatant than having sex or anything at the first encounter

iwilzkilz585 · 2020-07-13T13:38:17+00:00

I don't understand why some people never figure out what casual sex is

thetotalpackage7 · 2020-07-13T15:09:30+00:00

If there are any women reading this, let me give you the cheat sheet to a relationship:

Do some exercise and don't eat like a fucking hippo
Do dress somewhat sexy but leave a little to the imagination.
Don't act like a whore. Number counts matter to men
Don't be a feminist. Men know it will mean a lifetime of arguing
Do be friendly, bubbly & non-argumentative and make your man feel important.
Do get off your stupid phone and quit your addiction to social media.

Is that really that hard? Follow these rules and you'll most likely get what you are looking for.

SomeSqueakyCleanButt · 2020-07-13T13:52:20+00:00

She immediately offered up the only thing she had that was worth a damn, so he moved on. Hope those gina tingles were worth getting used sweetheart.

leadrain86 · 2020-07-13T15:09:02+00:00

That’s got to be some horrible sex if every dude runs for his life after the first time every time...

FreeManIsFrank · 2020-07-13T14:36:48+00:00

"I know not to push anything" Majority of women subscribe to this mantra, putting in zero effort. The man picks up on this and decides it's not worth investing. Of course, women's knee-jerk reaction is "what happened?"

capt_sasuke · 2020-07-13T15:00:32+00:00

Welcome to your new reality sugar tits. You see, between the ages of 18 to 30 you felt invincible and thought the fun would never end. You shouldn't be confused or saddened by men deciding you're not worth the effort. You are a female on the wrong side of 30 speeding towards 40. It doesn't help that you are also single and seemingly childless [not counting abortions because 'muh body muh choice']. How can females be so oblivious to what is right before their eyes. Why does society continue to coddle and lie to females about the real nature of the world? They always have that deer in the headlights look once they face anything resembling adversity.

It brings me so much joy to read posts like these. Your chickens have come home to roost m'lady. In a few years, your ovaries will dry out. In a gut wrenching moment of honesty, you will realize that you ultimately failed your biological imperative as a female. You were not able to reproduce. No amount of feminist propaganda will prepare you for that gut wrenching moment. You will soon find solace in the comfort of cats and boxed wine. Once that comes, many of us sane people will continue to laugh at you.

Killljoys13 · 2020-07-13T14:59:29+00:00

*Man has sex on first date & woman doesn't respond* Woman: Just coz he fucked me doesn't mean he owns me. I can make my choices too. He was a loser anyway.

*Woman has sex on first date & man doesn't respond* Woman: I guess he got what he wanted. He used me for pleaser. I became his sex object. All men are pathetic.

*Man becomes rich & famous after a few years while woman lives a normal life* Woman: One night, he had raped me! #MeToo

Is this accurate? Most cases are obviously something serious but, imo, a sizabale number of cases fall into this category and the worst part is that there's no law against this.

Me2Brah · 2020-07-13T18:16:48+00:00

from the sounds of it, she didn’t respond to his message of interest to see her again, he figured she wasn’t interested and so didn’t double text for the sake of not labelled a simp.

DraygoonGreen · 2020-07-14T00:46:06+00:00

notice how she blames it on the alcohol too

had a few more drinks than normal

translation: you drank a few more than normal, because you knew within the first 30 seconds dude was gonna smash. You needed to give yourself plausible deniability that it wasn't your decision alone, but clearly alcohol

askmrcia · 2020-07-13T16:33:21+00:00

She tried to bribe the guy using sex but failed. Maybe she would have had a better shot in her 20s, but 34 year old EASY pussy is not good enough to keep high value men around. I bet the sex wasn't even good. The guy wasn't as desperate as she thought he was.

Enjoy the rest of your years being pumped and dumped.

thesmoothest18 · 2020-07-13T17:32:34+00:00

So schedule something or text him if you want to hear from him dumbass

WeAreLostSoAreYou · 2020-07-13T19:25:38+00:00

She really expects people to believe she never had sex before on a first date. Sure Jan

Considered_Dissent · 2020-07-13T21:51:32+00:00

Especially funny that she doesnt realise the main reason she's probably even getting the "Had a grt time, let's do this again" text is purely so he can save her positive response in case she tries to cry rape in 6months time.

Natuasi · 2020-07-14T02:05:46+00:00

They’re always crying, “he got what he wanted”, as if they didn’t want the same damn thing.

NiobiumMb · 2020-07-13T16:57:12+00:00

It always reminds me of patrice O'neal when he says "sex isn't all I want unless that's all you've got." It really is funny, there's no possible thought of like "Did HE have a good time? Was I fun to be around? Is there any motivation for him to want to see me again other than fucking me?" Nope it's just they must have played their one card wrong, next time we'll have a different strategy with our one card.

2020-07-13T17:10:01+00:00

She's never had sex the first date, but shagging hundreds of strange men in nightclub toilets doesn't count as a date so she's fine...

Sumfuc · 2020-07-14T05:11:28+00:00

Just because you tasted a sample does NOT mean further purchases is mandatory. You’ve struck out again, grandma.

Xenophanes- · 2020-07-13T13:15:04+00:00

You got played! Haha “no no” 😂

FelchingJesus · 2020-07-13T16:16:37+00:00

He didn't deserve you anyway, you're a Kween.

radamintos · 2020-07-13T16:43:09+00:00

Notice how she said that she had more drinks than usual which lead to sex....

Is never her fault!

GayyFieri · 2020-07-13T19:39:49+00:00

Bullfuckingshit she's never had first date sex before

ZeroXcool · 2020-07-13T23:25:22+00:00

Guys, like Donovan Sharpe says always send that next day text even if you never intend to see them again. Keeps them from claiming rape in the future.

perfectVoidler · 2020-07-14T06:24:43+00:00

pretty save to assume that she didn't replied to the first text and is therefore atively ghosting him.

HASJ · 2020-07-13T22:50:38+00:00

Maybe, just maybe, there might be something wrong with her, if everyone bangs and leaves. Specially, if they leave after, and only after, the bang.

No one likes stanky coochie.

desbest · 2020-07-14T16:15:06+00:00

Every time a woman complains about men rejecting her or not being able to find commitment, the men she tries to get with are only high value alpha males. Those women don't consider beta males. She could have a relationship if her standards weren't so high.

If a woman is always rejected, it's because she's only focusing on high value alpha males and she doesn't want to consider beta males. But if a man is always rejected, no women will consider him and he's an incel.

Men being rejected by women and women being rejected by men is not the same thing.

inasari100 · 2020-07-13T16:38:28+00:00

What sub is this it seems like a comedic goldmine

laptopdragon · 2020-07-14T02:15:36+00:00

To be fair, if they both enjoyed each other company then he'd be around, even if the sex was marginal.

To me, it sounds like she is terrible in bed or has some other huge red flag that once men get serious with her, they run.

Only saying b/c she states she's had multi-month long dating partners and as soon as they hooked up, it was over. Which says she only knows "the starfish", or just a bump on a log in bed.

misterblobbie · 2020-07-19T14:19:23+00:00

Sounds like he's putting all the effort in to rearranging a second date, and she's being so passive he's got bored

flowercatt · 2020-07-13T17:04:27+00:00

can someone explain to me what she did wrong? im confused

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