Don’t Be Like Jack

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July 17, 2020

Hey guys.

As some of you may of remembered, I submitted this post last week. I got a lot of good feedback from you guys, which I really appreciate. I wanted to make this post to share what I tired with my SO around her hamster dealing with my neighbour (Jill), but I also wanted to share a story as a little reminder for all of us here (new & old).

A couple of days after I made the post here on /r/askmrp, my SO brought up the neighbour (Jill) in a random discussion. This time around, I decided to try something different from AM & AA… A lot of you commented to initiate sex right there and then.

Well? That’s exactly what I did. I kissed her - hard. Followed by taking off her clothes a fucking her right there and then in the living room and filled her up. I found it intriguing how she didn’t try and stop me. In fact, she encouraged it. Since then? Well, I haven’t heard of Jill’s name come out of my SOs mouth, but it’s only been a week since I last posted about it. I’ll give it time… Anyway, I wanted to thank some of you older and experienced mrp guys for the help.

The main reason I wanted to make this post was to be a reminder for all of us here…

Yesterday afternoon I wanted to edge and mow the lawn since it was a beautiful, sunny day. Where I live, we have had shit weather for the summer. It’s been raining constantly, a long with weekly thundershowers. Therefore, getting out and enjoying the sun, whether it’s for leisure or outside work is very limited right now.

Since I work from home, I have a pretty flexible schedule. I try and get shit done during the day when I have breaks in-between meetings and client work. It was around 2ish (close to 3pm) when I decided to go out and mow the lawn. Where I live, our backyard areas are fairly small and there isn’t a lot of work to do to keep things up to date, but you gotta do what you gotta do. Since it was so fucking hot out (mid-30s Celsius), I decide to mow the lawn with my shirt off to get some sun.

About halfway through mowing the lawn, as I go and clean up an area of my yard, my neighbour Jill walks out of her house to come over and chat with me. Right away she comments how the view was “too good” and she wanted to get a closer look. I told Jill that I should put her ass to work so she could help me out. She got a good laugh and was trying to make a lot of small talk. Anyway, I had to shut down the conversation with her after around 5 minutes since I wanted to finish up the yard.

I kid you not, around 10 minutes later, Jill has her husband Jack out of the house to mow the lawn. She’s berating him, making fun of him, and yelling at him to tell him what he should be doing. By this point, I finished mowing the lawn and put all of my shit away. I was on my deck area drinking a Bubbly while I was watching this shit show unfold in-front of me. Not only was this woman yelling at him non-stop, but he was DEERing the entire time. Holy fuck.

There was even a point where I heard her mention my name — not sure why. Either way, it was pathetic to see. One of the commenters (/u/tom-anonymous) on my original post made a comment that Jill seemed ripe for an affair. I completely agree with that assessment. During that dinner party a couple weekends back, I got to learn more info about Jack, Jill, and their marriage.


  • Jack: 29 years old, IT developer, beta bucks, bends the knee for Jill constantly, socially awkward, doesn’t lift, and is definitely Jill’s “safe” option.
  • Jill: 34 years old (HB7, brunette), government (office) worker, quickly settled down with Jack after she turned 31 years old (Jill told me she was ready), approaching/at the wall. After a year of being together, she mentioned that she gave him the ultimatum to commit or risk losing her.
  • Married for around 3 years now

It seems really clear to me that Jack is has always been in the doghouse and that Jill is preparing to jump back on the cock carousel (if she hasn’t already). What’s sad to see here is how many guys are just run through the machine; especially, if they go through the divorce machine (as Rich Cooper talks about in his videos). I bet if Jack took control of his life, had a MAP, lifted heavy, built his framework, and stopped pedestalizing Jill (all women for that matter) that he would be in a better position. Unfortunately, I doubt that will ever happen… Jill has her own personal plow horse.

As I mentioned before, I wanted to share this as a reminder to keep pursuing excellence within your own life and MAKE YOURSELF the priority. Hit the sidebar, lift heavy, and keep improving. Oh? You have done that? Hit the sidebar again, and again, and again, and again. That sidebar is your fucking friend. You fucking hit that sidebar.

Don’t be like Jack.

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Title Don’t Be Like Jack
Author SamHighway
Upvotes 32
Comments 13
Date 17 July 2020 07:09 PM UTC (9 months ago)
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[–]77mrpB2A20 points21 points  (1 child) | Copy

Funny, my neighbour was checking me out while doing yard work this week too. Except she’s 80 and her husband is dead. Try not to end up like him, either.

[–]KoolAidMan798010 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy

We all end up like him in the one gets out of here alive

[–]InChargeManRed Beret13 points14 points  (1 child) | Copy

Why are you DEERing to explain why you were mowing the lawn?

Because your neighbor was out in the yard and you were seeking attention. There is literally no other reason for you to go on and on explaining to internet strangers why you are mowing a fucking lawn.

Worst intro to a porno ever, 1/5 stars.

[–]JameisBong1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy

Worst intro to a porno ever, 1/5 stars.

I was expecting OP to hump Jill and have Jack watch the entire thing. Zero stars, worst porno ever.

[–]SBIIIRed Fucking Commando9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy

Jack and Jill went up a hill,

Jill said it was forever,

Jack was told to mow the grass,

While Jill flirted with Dave, the topless man next door.

[–]HornsOfApathyMod / Red Beret3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Anyway, I wanted to thank some of you older and experienced mrp guys for the help.

You're welcome.

You're starting to see the code, Neo.

Neo: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?

Morpheus: No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

[–]MonkModeActive3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy

Who gives a fuck about Jack?

[–]wkndatbernardus4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy

Are you trying to tell everyone that you are actually gay?

[–]SteelSharpensSteelMod / Red Beret8 points9 points  (1 child) | Copy

Your post is fine but you are shadowbanned so no one can see it.

[–]SBIIIRed Fucking Commando14 points15 points  (0 children) | Copy

I see dead people.

[–]Vegasman200020 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Well done. Some people here just want to resist what the advice they are given and are too egotistical.

[–]ChokingDownRPRed Beret0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

No wonder your chick brings up Jill all the time - you're fucking obsessed with her.

[–]Rhyat2500 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy

Oi language

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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