Tinder/Bumble openers

M0rtAuxRois · 2020-08-13T16:02:26+00:00

I open with "Sup bitch, you trying to get some dick or what?" 60% of the time it works every time.

I am also a certified chad with the body of a demigod. YMMV

catz123456 · 2020-08-13T16:59:18+00:00

Look good/have good pics to show it and anything becomes a good opener. These tinder bitches have the attention span of a 5 year old, they don't care about how "creative" your opener is.

Tambamwham · 2020-08-13T17:11:39+00:00

Deleted dating apps. Be a grown man with self respect

Trp2727272 · 2020-08-13T17:16:11+00:00

If you’re saying hi and they aren’t replying they aren’t interested

Don’t give some cheesy one liner based on their pictures, they’ll respond even if they aren’t interested, chat shit for a few messages and then like you said the conversation will run dry.

Just say hey/hi, if they’re interested they’ll respond, and go from there, it’s a good filter.

Ancient_Rip_9576 · 2020-08-13T17:25:25+00:00

They don't care if you chat, they want validation with likes, rise up their self-steem.

RealJoeDee · 2020-08-13T19:44:00+00:00

I've had 4 matches this week from Bumble alone: 19, 21, 23, and 25. I'm in my 40s and they know it. I have one picture and a profile that amounts to "Bring your A game".

If you're not getting matches, then either you need to work on your presentation or your profile is hot garbage. Maybe both. Fix your shit by owning your shit and you'll start getting some success.

edit: I replied to the wrong post, but the above sitll stands for those not getting matches. As for the OP, remember to be direct and that texting is for logistics. Be short and to the point. You should have a date established in 4 or 5 texts. Lots of chit-chat via text/digital buffers = text buddy/pen pal that she soaks up attention and validation from. In other words you end up a digital orbiter if you don't get your texting short and to the point.

VigilantSmartbomb · 2020-08-14T03:58:03+00:00

“Hey are you in (my city” “No” “🙄 where” “Says city” “That’s not far (qualifying her)”

Is pretty much most times.

It’s not outdated.

DeepHorse · 2020-08-13T16:25:48+00:00

Look up the guide on killyourinnerloser, I got 3 numbers the first day. The main thing is don’t fucking talk too much, if they swiped on you they are interested, everything you say is hurting your chances. Just get the number and set up a meetup

DWS33_ · 2020-08-13T17:18:18+00:00

Look at profile/ bio

Say for instance she’s a soft ball player . Ask her how long / what made her get into it

Basically whatever what may seems like a hobby in her bio. inquire about it.

Title	Tinder/Bumble openers
Author	throw4wa8
Upvotes	1
Comments	37
Date	August 13, 2020 3:51 PM UTC (5 years ago)
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