All I do is work and take care of my kids. Come take care of my kids for me, and don't play games or come at me with BS!

warlocc_ · 2020-11-02T23:49:44+00:00

5 kids, single mother, at 33. The math on that is so depressing.

No wonder my taxes are so high.

Aldabruzzo · 2020-11-03T00:07:09+00:00

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Magikarpmagikarp · 2020-11-02T23:49:28+00:00

Because she is not going to fall for it a 6th time...

shrinkshooter · 2020-11-03T01:26:26+00:00

>5 mixed kids

A hard pass so high on the Mohs Scale it cuts diamonds.

NosniboR_Tommy · 2020-11-03T00:54:52+00:00

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chalulin · 2020-11-03T04:50:20+00:00

Does she really believe some dude is going to look at this and say: "yes! Finally found the mom of 5 I've been looking for!"

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2020-11-03T01:41:48+00:00

Astrology

Guess she didn't see her fucked up life in the stars. Or she thinks Astrology is the study of anal sex.

meh, could be either way.

RampantRyanLion · 2020-11-03T03:03:08+00:00

I remember reading a stat, I will try and find it, that said black men leave black women they get pregnant 74% of the time and they leave white women that they get pregnant 77% of the time.

jws755 · 2020-11-03T04:24:27+00:00

She’s an incredibly slow learner. No white guy is gonna finance that.

silly_birb · 2020-11-03T00:12:13+00:00

I'm always so impressed how merciless is the wall (and pregnancies) on women's looks.

0mrcynic0 · 2020-11-03T00:24:37+00:00

She looks 41 for a 31-year old.

What is her definition of DIY? Do everything hard work-related by myself that also includes taking care of her kids?

Astrology is bullshit. Astrology is bullshit. Astrology is bullshit. Oh right, Disney is bullshit too.

"5 beautiful mixed kids?" Yikes. I bet one of her kids will eventually ask her this: "Mom, why do I and my siblings look different from each other?"

Let's play a game of "How many left swipes will you experience before a poor sucker right-swipes you?"

BoredMaxing82 · 2020-11-03T02:34:08+00:00

5 kids? You know her shit is wrecked

halflotus2 · 2020-11-03T04:42:37+00:00

That smirk is insta swipe left every time.

2020-11-03T01:31:31+00:00

There's a good movie Roger Dodger, can't help but think of the scene.

Hi. - Hi. - You waiting for someone? - Yeah, my fiiance. - Hey, congratulations. - Thanks. All right. Congratulations. Is he a kind man, your fiiance? Does he treat you with respect? Not that it's any of your business, but, yes, he does. - That must make you nervous. - Why would that make me nervous? Oh, come on. Look at the time. Let's do the math together. What are you talking about? Let me guess, low self-esteem... and premenopausal... concern led you to pursue a series of-- semiabusive relationships? But a recent dose of therapy has convinced you... that inner-beauty is what really matters, and... you really deserve that perfect partner who treats you with such respect. Do you want me to call the bartender? Unless you're an idiot-- which I don't think you are-- unless you're some kind of pathetic, self-help junkie... you and I know your guy's gonna wake up one morning, and-- he's gonna look around, fiigure out how old you are... and what you're really like, and that's the day he's gonna go out... for a pack of smokes and never come back. By that time-- How you doing? If she doesn't see what's coming, I fucking weep for her.

BoredMaxing82 · 2020-11-03T07:12:11+00:00

She forgot to put black men only

ryoko227 · 2020-11-03T11:03:54+00:00

Who's willing to bet, each of her crotch goblins has a different "baby daddy".

shoeshine_stan · 2020-11-03T03:55:42+00:00

1000 cock stare galore. interests: Disney.

another prize pig has revealed itself.

step_aside_butch_ · 2020-11-03T05:20:22+00:00

She must really hate her father

MEH_DECK · 2020-11-03T05:26:56+00:00

5 MIXED children...

Let that sinkk in.

MKUltraExtreme3 · 2020-11-03T10:53:51+00:00

She can sell her ass on OnlyFans and Craiglist as a last resort, and for cheap because dudes are usually after the younger ones.

I can't believe our taxes go to sustaining such worthless parasites.

digitalEarthling · 2020-11-03T11:13:22+00:00

This hoe plays the most childish of games

xkulp8 · 2020-11-03T05:31:32+00:00

I'm imagining they're all different races... is there some sort of achievement she unlocks if she makes it six kids with six different races? How many races are there on the planet, anyway?

Alturius · 2020-11-03T18:19:31+00:00

31 = Wall

5 Kids = at best you are no 6 on her list of priorities

5 kids = vagina stretched out like the Mersey Tunnel

5 Kids = No quality time together = Infrequent sex

5 kids = Emotionally Unavailable to you - her kids drained her

5 kids = 6 x the emotional heart ache when she dumps you. They nearly always dump you after you've made serious bonds with their kids.

5 Mixed kids = Loves BBC (This is not a reference to the British Broadcasting Corporation).

5 Mixed kids = White guys finish last.

5 kids = Significant resources required to help look after them and she'll expect you to give them the best start in life that you can afford.

Astrology = Out with the fairies - No grasp on reality

29 Miles Away = Too close = Distance can still be bridged by barge pole

Do I really need to continue spelling this out? I think we have enough information already to get the picture.

A V O I D !

MDEWorldPeace6969696 · 2020-11-03T08:44:56+00:00

Shlomo’s job is done here

2020-11-03T15:29:51+00:00

"I HAVE 5 KIDS! NO TIME FOR YOU, JUST PAY FOR MY SHIT"

SnoooSnoo · 2020-11-03T22:05:45+00:00

I feel sad that there is a couple out there trying to have a baby so badly. No fault of there own, and can't conceive a child. However, here is a profile of a woman that is mating like a rabbit. Single, probably on some type of government assistance and she is asking for a guy to take care of her plus her litter... My taxes dollars at work and I'm eating top ramen. No thank you.

InevitableOwl1 · 2020-11-03T06:13:49+00:00

The kids being mixed isn’t a problem (if we are charitable and assume there is the same father and they are all the same mix)

But why does it need to be mentioned?

I am reading mixed as they are not white rather than all 5 have different mixes

Gringo0984 · 2020-11-03T16:30:25+00:00

A single mom of 5 games that wants no games? Lmao. Sounds like that is all you entertained for your adult life. And odds that the kids all have different dads? Very high.

larueon22s · 2020-11-06T00:56:19+00:00

Who wants to raise Antoine's kids?

Tsnacker77 · 2020-11-03T02:56:36+00:00

Good lawd. I hope this is a photoshopped prank.

x-typo · 2020-11-03T05:09:32+00:00

Dear God, that's disgusting. I have a rule that women with more than two kids are ruled out for even a pump and dump.

x-typo · 2020-11-03T08:04:27+00:00

DIY? What is it? Scrap booking? 😂

Delifier · 2020-11-03T10:40:23+00:00

Dont want games and bs? Then its all games and bs.

CSM_Pepper · 2020-11-03T12:31:19+00:00

Whoa. It's like Red Forman got into Hyde's stash and then into Kitty's makeup drawer.

lorum_ipsum_dolor · 2020-11-03T17:24:44+00:00

"Please don't come at me with any games or bullsh*t"

Translation: I've got enough games and bullsh*t for both of us.

larueon22s · 2020-11-06T00:52:49+00:00

"come at you with bullshit", no lady I've behaved so I'm free to do as I please. Maybe someone should have told you "no bullshit or games". Unfortunately you will die single.

All I do is work and take care of my kids. Come take care of my kids for me, and don't play games or come at me with BS!

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22 and got 4 kids.