OLD in the South is a gold mine.

lildboighow · 2021-02-20T22:10:02+00:00

God bless her very enlarged not-so-little heart

Mazurroo · 2021-02-20T22:49:35+00:00

Men: write their advantages, something encouraging, need to do fucking gymnastics to interest a woman

Women: "I have my children and I don't give a fuck about you, if you don't want me fat, then fuck off, I won't lose weight you fatphobic bitch"

Atleast they hit hard in their 30s, funny to watch.

Land_of_the_Losers · 2021-02-20T22:31:06+00:00

Her kids come before anything else???

I'm guessing her early morning snack, breakfast, late morning snack, mid afternoon snack, lunch, early evening bowl of icecream, dinner, after dinner snack, late night snack, and right before bed snack come before anything else.

make_reddit_great · 2021-02-20T22:41:18+00:00

LOL @ single moms telling others they won't get anywhere unless they change their ways... Yes, it's the people with their shit together who need to change.

Aaod · 2021-02-20T23:40:06+00:00

Rural areas or small cities your only option is to get married by 21 because people like this are the only ones that are going to be left after that. Any woman worth dating either leaves for a bigger city or is already married after that point.

AncientMGTOWWISDOM · 2021-02-20T22:21:37+00:00

im looking forward to seeing what happend to these entitled whales 10-15 years from now, if they even survive that long.

guggyub · 2021-02-21T00:22:06+00:00

Since when is another man’s kids considered a “deal”?

mustangfrank · 2021-02-20T22:44:20+00:00

That is a laugh. If you are concerned with someone's size, you will not get anywhere. This is from women who judge men on their height or size of wallet.

jjetter · 2021-02-20T23:52:09+00:00

I hate that thing that obese women do where they patronizingly call people 'hon' and 'sweetie' and say 'bless your heart' while almost certainly being incorrect.

Beecher-Frank · 2021-02-21T02:01:28+00:00

God dammit I hate it when women refer to themselves as “mama”

N_Dangel · 2021-02-21T03:41:36+00:00

Bless her 80% blocked arteries heart

2021-02-21T00:25:10+00:00

Judgmental: Having or displaying an excessively critical point of view...

Looking at your calorybeast face I judge that you eat too much and don't exercise enough.
I deduce from that, that you are not big on self-discipline and very likely suffer from some untreated mental health condition.
I further deduce that you are highly likely to apply that attitude to raising your children, which will cause trouble should I be so stupid to step into your life (and theirs) as I will constantly be at odds with your parenting.

None of the statements above is excessively critical, they are but an assessment of discernible reality or a reasonable assumption based on said reality.

The-truth-hurts1 · 2021-02-21T02:38:49+00:00

Why? Just why? How is this even remotely going to make anyone other than a masochist interested in a person? Honestly Netflix should do a show about these people and their lives..

SCCock · 2021-02-21T03:08:25+00:00

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loneliness-inc · 2021-02-20T23:33:57+00:00

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DL505 · 2021-02-21T01:43:59+00:00

I would bet she also is raising obese kids. The last thing she will want is for her kids to be a healthy weight.

Land_of_the_Losers · 2021-02-20T23:51:22+00:00

I'm not the type to judge a talking butterball turkey because of their size, no. As long as you cook it properly, it can be perfectly tasty in the end.

I-am-the-lul · 2021-02-21T02:08:27+00:00

Would have swiped left without reading anything below.

YIKES!

MattyK414 · 2021-02-21T02:31:11+00:00

You'll "get somewhere" when you dodge this slob, who has no self-respect and puts you as a low priority.

happychickenpalace · 2021-02-21T02:50:08+00:00

She's the type to judge someone based on their height, jawline, beard, tattoos, muscles and penis size. I fucking guarantee you.

Because her value-matches are Quasimodos she has a disdain for every man in her social circle except Chads.

MadMartigan420 · 2021-02-21T03:42:11+00:00

She reminds me of the giant marshmallow man from Ghostbusters can't help but see him when I look at her lol

cjohn3b · 2021-02-21T12:35:01+00:00

You actually have to eat SO MUCH to get that big

SCCock · 2021-02-21T14:10:40+00:00

More chins than a Chinese phonebook.

Odd_Truth1531 · 2021-02-21T01:47:47+00:00

Being single sounds fine

TheSecondLesson · 2021-02-21T05:06:27+00:00

She needs to work on her marketing skills🤮

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2021-02-21T15:07:38+00:00

Some women are like sticking your dick in a sewer. She's a dirty girl. Some women are like sticking your dick in a blender. She's crazy. And some women are like sticking your dick in a hog's head. She's a big fat pig.

ShakenMemeMagic · 2021-02-23T12:45:49+00:00

"You won't get anywhere being judgemental"

And you won't get anywhere without a goddamned forklift

Hy3w_mong0u5 · 2021-02-28T09:04:21+00:00

What are the odds that she swipes left on men because of THEIR size, only swipes right on tall, fit Chads who've swiped right on everybody as they're on an indiscriminate slumpbusting spree, and then cries about men being judgemental when they unmatch.

ShuichiKazu · 2021-02-21T02:10:57+00:00

What she needs to take is weight off her body.

Sid_Insidious · 2021-02-21T07:57:19+00:00

A demanding land-whale with kids.

No kidding.

K33M_5T4R · 2021-02-21T09:12:00+00:00

🤮🤮🤮🤮

redFenning22 · 2021-02-21T13:59:11+00:00

If your kids came first then youd still be in a healthy relationship with the father to give the children the best family they can get.

Churchill_MK_VII · 2021-02-21T20:23:48+00:00

🎵Away down south in the land of traitors🎶

bornagainvirgin23 · 2021-02-22T20:13:03+00:00

OMG what is this beast!?!? noooooo

thedukeinc · 2021-02-23T06:36:15+00:00

To think that some dude got it hard, to fuck this whale.. I pity him

Bluecherrysoft · 2021-02-24T15:08:57+00:00

Plenty of f̶i̶s̶h̶ whales in the sea! 🎣🐳

colomon978 · 2021-02-27T01:00:59+00:00

I'd hate to be paying the shipping fee on that package.

loneliness-inc · 2021-02-21T01:54:38+00:00

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Title	OLD in the South is a gold mine.
Author	th3r3dpill
Upvotes	209
Comments	86
Date	February 20, 2021 10:01 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/lohtwv/old_in_the_south_is_a_gold_mine/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/old-in-the-south-is-a-gold-mine.743633 https://theredarchive.com/post/743633

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