Land whale with arms the size of your thighs looking for YOU to replace the figurative (literal?) sperm donor of her aMaZinG offspring

ronoda12 · 2021-01-14T18:21:51+00:00

Where do such trash come from? A man will think a thousand times before making such a demand. I feel such garbage women have been brain washed my media to think this is normal behavior. Abolishing welfare is need of the hour to stop such gutter genomes to reproduce.

primalsympathy · 2021-01-14T19:01:58+00:00

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NuclearTheology · 2021-01-14T19:04:32+00:00

Beware any woman talking trash or badmouthing their ex on a dating app. He’s still on her mind, you’ll constantly be measured up to him, and you can guarantee he’s in the picture. At best - it’ll be an awkward meeting where you’re face to face with a former lover. At worst - you’re gonna face someone unhinged.

My bet’s on the former. Women who usually refer to their exes as “sperm donors” aren’t exactly keen on painting an accurate picture

Mundane_Worldliness7 · 2021-01-14T18:26:45+00:00

It’s absolutely positively not good for little homie to grow up hearing his pops referred to in such a way. If the guy is flawed (as we all are) there are age appropriate ways to point this out. Provided that some poor dude wanted to be a stepdad, there are 1. Far more attractive alpha widows available 2. There also alpha widows available who are smart enough to not call the ex a sperm donor.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-01-14T18:29:07+00:00

Are we sure this isn't the sperm donor in a wig?

Aldabruzzo · 2021-01-14T18:27:43+00:00

Sperm donor got to have some of the fun and then skipped out when the lights came on/he sobered up. Now she needs a BB to start paying for it all.

The important thing is how open and overt she is about this. "I need a man to pay for this stuff"

trashrelations · 2021-01-14T19:12:40+00:00

the fact that she actually used the phrase "sperm donor"

Zombeflandrs · 2021-01-14T19:24:16+00:00

Where does she adventure to the fridge?

Ok-Reflection7331 · 2021-01-15T01:51:50+00:00

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AllInWithAces · 2021-01-14T18:53:08+00:00

She’d have a crazy chin even if she only had one.

Old_snowboarder · 2021-01-14T21:03:04+00:00

'Spontaneous' = bareback in the back of a car. Obviously a very large car.

seekingfinding · 2021-01-14T22:32:59+00:00

I had a fat desperate ho pull this shit on me.

She bolted 2 days after pregnancy test to her home state. Because I told her I didn't want a kid.

Then after 3 years of trying to lure me into marriage. The ho secretly hooked up with a Chad in the army.

They both used the military to hide and confine and move my kid around. Plus threw a false felony allegation at me, costing me 5000$ . It was the Chad's mouth that lied to the police. Causing the family court to ban me for 10 years from my kid.

Now the fat whore and military Chad have bank levied me for another 5500$

Fingerblaster007 · 2021-01-14T21:57:06+00:00

Imagine how big she’ll be at 33

Martellus732 · 2021-01-14T21:22:18+00:00

Yeah think of all the single mothers you know that are spontaneous and up for adventure. Only time they'd be spontaneous is when they hookup with Chad and abandon the kid at the babysitter's or parents or druggie neighbor.

happychickenpalace · 2021-01-15T00:52:06+00:00

How much can she bench? How much can she press? Much respect /s

2021-01-15T07:14:48+00:00

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Blogginginvicecity · 2021-01-15T00:27:49+00:00

Always up for an adventure, like purposefully raising a kid without a dad. Fuck off!

One-Move · 2021-01-15T01:07:29+00:00

Her double chin has a double chin! 😳

silly_birb · 2021-01-14T22:01:46+00:00

Those are the women that failed to keep Chad by getting pregnant while he was drunk

CookingPigeon · 2021-01-15T03:28:24+00:00

Adventurous and spontaneous she says, Your tied down with a kid, these are 2 things you no longer afford.

UltimaterializerX · 2021-01-15T03:13:43+00:00

A child is not meant to be a paycheck.

NickTesla2018 · 2021-01-15T04:21:56+00:00

Jay Leno's sister.

MelkorHimself · 2021-01-15T05:24:39+00:00

She is a hard 23. I would believe 33 but not a decade younger.

She rips on the child's father, but apparently he was worthy enough to ejaculate inside her and cause conception. Not only that, but his sperm was worthy enough for the mother to forsake Plan B, abortion, adoption, and even the Baby Moses laws (which all 50 states have). This woman had loads of opportunities to back out of this project, but of course it's the guy's fault.

2021-01-15T16:30:15+00:00

How come is the Wall hitting women at 23 itself? Are women going headfirst into it, or is the Wall moving closer? Of course it's the latter, women can't be wrong. /s

2021-01-15T16:57:22+00:00

Why the fuck do women put their kids on dating profiles?

WHY? Children should not be on dating profiles. The fuck is wrong with her?

yuvrajsama · 2021-01-14T19:03:38+00:00

no wonder she is a wander lust and love adventures .....

MGTOWManofMystery · 2021-01-14T21:24:59+00:00

Can you imagine the horror?

parunP · 2021-01-14T23:15:37+00:00

Kid must look like gigachad

FairlyWhelmed · 2021-01-15T01:00:05+00:00

arms the size of your thighs

Do you even lift? 😏

BetterHimThanMe · 2021-01-15T03:03:26+00:00

I can´t even........

Title	Land whale with arms the size of your thighs looking for YOU to replace the figurative (literal?) sperm donor of her aMaZinG offspring
Author	ATypicalTalifan
Upvotes	246
Comments	71
Date	January 14, 2021 6:13 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/kxb748/land_whale_with_arms_the_size_of_your_thighs/
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