I got vaccinated recently so I wanted to get back in the game by posting an ad on Doublelist indicating that I was looking for an NSA hookup.

A woman replied to my ad and we were talking through emails to try and set this up. Since it was in the early stages, I was just saying things to make conversation and come across as nice by asking her how she was doing, bla bla bla.

She replied that she was actually not doing so good. I told her that I was sorry to hear it and I asked her if there was anything I can do to make her feel better. Of course I really didn’t give a shit, but hey, I’m trying to get laid here and so I have to put on the charade.

I didn’t get a reply from her after that so I thought that was it. She ended up replying to me out of the blue about two weeks later asking if I was still interested in helping her situation. I said yes if it meant me making her feel better by giving her some sexual pleasure.

She replied indicating that she meant financial help and she asked me if I could help pay her bills.

I simply replied “Thanks for the laugh.” and stopped communicating with her after that.

You really are nothing but a wallet to women these days. Take the red pill, fellas.