I know this was a toxic behaviour on my side, but I still really like this story.

It was before I knew about vetting and FDS. I started dating a guy who seemed great - he would offer to help me all the time, was very gentelmany, all that jazz. It was few weeks into a relationship and he was staying at my place for a few days. I woke up in the middle of the night to go to bathroom and accidentally woke him up as I was getting out of bed. The door to bedroom is behind the bed, so if somebody is standing in the door you cannot see them from the bed unless you turn around. Anyway, I get up, go to bathroom and realize I forgot my phone so I go back to bedroom. I thought he fell back asleep so I did it very quietly. Once I get to bedroom door, I can see him being on his phone swiping on Tinder. So I stand there quietly and watch him. He then proceeded to message all his new matches and asked one of the girls he's been talking to previously if she wants to meet. That was is it, I asked what the fuck is he doing and he turned around with pure terror in his face. He tried to convince me he wasn't doing anything and I must have seen it wrong 🤣 I kept on screaming at him and kicked him out of the house.

But it wasn't enough. I shared this story with my girlfriends and we decided to teach him a lesson. We made a fake tinder account, matched with him and after only an hour of talking he wanted to meet us. We lied we are at work in a village nearby (about 40 minutes drive). He offered to pick us up. At 10 pm. So we agreed. He drove there, stayed for an hour in an empty parking lot 🤣 AND HE STILL DID NOT REALIZE HE IS BEING PLAYED. We explained we got a ride from a friend and our phone died, but "we will make it up to him 😉". We have set up a meeting for next day at some random address in a building complex. We asked him to pick up pizza and meet us there. He showed up with pizza and started knocking on the door. Thank god it was an empty apartment. After few minutes he messaged our fake account what is going on and to open the door. I was watching him from afar with my friend and laughing our asses off. We told him to wait because we're in the toilet. So after 5 more minutes he gets impatient and messages us again. So we told him we're pooping and to be patient. Can you imagine being so desperate for sex that you're standing at some random dude's door waiting for them to finish pooping? Disgusting, and yet there he was. He stayed there another 30 minutes before he realized he's being pranked and it was only when we messaged him that he is a disgusting person and deserves to be tourmented like that. And to please leave the pizza at doorstep - sadly he didn't 😞

We also mass reported his tinder account so he got banned :)