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[–]kriskros18 45 points46 points47 points 5 years ago* (4 children) | Copy Link
He can expect the divorce notice soon.
[–]TheTastelessBatman[S] 26 points27 points28 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
At least he feels like a chump.
No pussy fire enough to make turn someone into this much of a pathetic loser.
[–]Sea_Temperature8667 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
"Don't stick your dick in crazy."
This is a very important saying for a reason. Those crazy broads be having the best pussy. They got him hooked. It's like cocaine.
[–]aknabi 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They’re all (>90%) crazy… thus why MGTOW is the best solution. Would rather not have it that way, but it’s up to females to get their 💩together and filter out the crazy.
[–]Sea_Temperature8667 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And they won't filter shit. They aren't made to by society.
What you're saying is already speaking to the choir. We already know this.
[–]OldMotoxed 28 points29 points30 points 5 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link
I'm kinda confused...is this guy actually supporting (and probably paying for) his wife getting implants that she decided to get while (and probably because of) banging this other guy?
That seems insane. Why would he do that? The foot needs to be firmly planted down on this one.
I hope he at least gets a thank you note from the next guy...
[–]TheTastelessBatman[S] 45 points46 points47 points 5 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link
I looked up the full form of the following two words:
STBXW = Soon to be ex wife
EA = Emotional affair
From the looks of it. She got breast implants with his money while having an affair with the neighbour and he is still trying to salvage the marriage. This dude needs to fuck off and turn in his man card
[–]isayboygoaway 27 points28 points29 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
EA can also mean extramarital affairs which is how I read it.
[–]my_alt_account 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Lol. I thought EA meant extramarital affair. No idea about STBXW. Sounds like a mutual fund
[–]teelolws 20 points21 points22 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I thought it meant Electronic Arts
[–]rookeryop 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
IT's IN THE GAME!!
[–]Obvious-Problem1399 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is the way
[–]crowexplorer 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It does, she was playing call of duty with the neighbor.
[–]techstural 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That would have been my guess, but is there any other kind? Lord, all these mother-fucking acronyms!
Yeah, though definitely buy her those boobies as a going away present!
[–]Cultistofthewheel 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol it really does
[–]ThereIsAlwaysVanilla 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Soon to be Ex Wife.
[–]PrinceRaj53 -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Mutual funds are subject to market risks. Plz read all the related documents carefully".
Wait, this actually does describe women, kinda.
[–]Legs2Big_1 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
“Emotional affair”… WTF are those vague euphemism these 304s love to use to dispel accountability and politically incorrect terms like “getting trains run on by somebody who is not her husband” or “dating” when we know it’s “getting her P-sleeve smashed in by a man who’ll never call back”. 🖐🤦♂️
[–]NohoTwoPointOh 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's actually extramarital affair in this context
[–]Sea_Temperature8667 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Just like Jada Pickett and her bullshit "Entanglement".
[–]Grand_Duty 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Women value labels, not value. Also I'm a shadowbanned!
[–]Sea_Temperature8667 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's their problem for valuing something that has no meaning.
[–]meegtower 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There definitely is no universe where the woman get a breast implant for "emotional" affair. Unless she's highly sentimental while orgasming.
[–]moriarty_056 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thank You
[–]ElectricalCost0 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He feels like a chump, because he is a chump. Toss her into the bush.
[–]Sal_Yodada6502 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The first rule of breast augmentation: Men always buy them for the next guy, never themselves.
I've known 4 men that have funded it for their wives (now exes) and I have yet to be wrong........
[–]badaboomxx 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not sure why, but something tells me that those implants aren't for him.... but I could be wrong /s
[–]GundamZero83 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He should leave while she’s in surgery, and tell them to bill her.
[–]rookeryop 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A judge would absolutely throw the entire state at him.
[–]CenturianMonk 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It all goes downhill from here.
Rule #1: Don't get married. Lol.
[–]Gobc 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Another classic: He's paying for somebody else to play with his wife's tits.
And "The Thrusting Power". All night long.
[–]isayboygoaway 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Like loaning the chainsaw to the neighbor...he will only bring it back for you to take into the shop for maintenance/repairs then will continue using it as soon as you get it back home.
He is buying the neighbor(s) new toys to play with.
[–]Disciple_Of_Cheesus 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The simp will always pay for the toys that only the badboys get to thoroughly enjoy!
Seriously though, this guy is fucking pathetic.
[–]Salladus 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Chad is having a good time.
Having "His Dang-A-Lang Long Shlong" deep in her.
[–]NightOuts 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
marriage is a bad contract to sign
[–]silly_birb 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's like they never knew that some women give sex for cheap money
[–]rubix_fucked 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
EA. Sure thing.
The neighbor enjoyed all the unprotected porn sex he could handle with the "chump's" wife.
A cuck is going to cuck. He still pays for the breast enhancement.
[–]my_alt_account 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
STBXW?
[–]Unit614 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Soon-to-be-ex-wife
[–]psypD 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Electronic Arts?
[–]3dforlife 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Both ends up as shit.
[–]Miserable-Lemon 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes you are a fucking chump. Honestly rewarding the cheating whore with the means to get her next idiot? You deserve it.
[–]alienmuseum 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He's beyond the chump stage. He's at the "I'm a cuck and everyone should be laughing at my stupidity" stage.
[–]crowexplorer 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I never put with that level of bullshit, but there is a hesitancy to pull the divorce trigger. He could be facing losing his house, kids, friends, not to mention the possibility of false charges being filed. It takes balls to pull that trigger. But I'm so glad I did.
[–]Apprehensive-Drop819 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow, no wonder she cheated on him. What a beta bucks.
[–]originaldutchcow 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You pay for it and someone else plays with it
[–]drdeletus498 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He feels like a chump because that's exactly what he is. Why tf would you green light breast implants for your cheating wife that's about to leave you?
[–]mr_c97 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Brothers, if your girlfriend\wife wants breast implants, or other types of plastic surgery, she's doing it to monkey branch to a better man.
She didn't need to have big boobs or other shit done to her body to win you over, you already love her the way she looks.
She's just using you as a step stool to reach men higher (better) than you.
Watch out for massive red flags like these.
Don't be a beta bux enabler cuck for these whores.
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