Mother of 3 WILL CALL YOU OUT if you sleep around! But play with her tits and ask about her piercings 😉

TheSigilStone · 2021-07-29T16:55:48+00:00

Don't be a fuckboy

Proceeds to whore herself out to men. Disgusting.

GoodApollo506 · 2021-07-29T17:01:53+00:00

Wants someone to “play with her tits” but doesn’t want a “fuckboy”……

“Looking for something serious” but profile pic is a belfie……

Yea….I’ve got nothing for this one.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-07-29T17:17:37+00:00

I Hate guessing games

Most women love them, as long as they're winning. You must have hit a losing streak.

mom of 3 boys

At this point, if I were single and looking, I'd swipe left and move on (unless she's hot, then try for FWB).

I am a plus size women [sic]

You're so fat, you're plural?!

play with my tits

Fat chicks with big tits are like scrawny dudes with abs: it just doesn't count.

don't be a fuck boy

Don't be a single mom.

the_quails_are_gone · 2021-07-29T17:31:09+00:00

Tinder god is useless. I paid for it once, only to realize it was just making me see the people I’m not interested in. Tinder needs to stop calling those “missed matches”. There was a reason I swiped left: Not interested.

NipseySquirtle · 2021-07-29T17:10:43+00:00

And a middle finger emoji as well! Wow, she’s really Klassy, with a capital K!!!!

SCCock · 2021-07-29T17:19:23+00:00

She'll call me out? Well we can't have that!

me_at_myhouse · 2021-07-29T17:53:41+00:00

I don't think I want to see her nasty clit piercing. Or play with her tits.

Corn_in_your_pussy · 2021-07-29T19:53:59+00:00

Doesn't want a fuckboy, but advertises for fuckboys while holding trophies from the fuckboy Olympics.

Sad_Replacement_795 · 2021-07-29T18:52:49+00:00

Hoe moment

skint_back · 2021-07-29T19:48:31+00:00

This dirty hoe needs to find Jesus.

Natriumzyanid · 2021-07-29T18:55:20+00:00

-whole profile

*pukenoises*

Father-Maybe · 2021-07-29T21:40:30+00:00

plus size.. you mean fat? that’s an automatic no for me.. I’m not interested in dating a land whale.. especially one with 3 kids.. piercings and tattoos? That’s the cherry on top of the vomit shit milkshake..

Any man with even a shred of dignity will steer clear from this giant bedbug.

asdf333aza · 2021-07-29T23:12:21+00:00

A single mom of three tell you not to be a fuck boy.

That's cause she has literally been filled to the brim with fuck boy DNA. She can't handle anymore cause she has swallowed and been insemination by it to the point of finding it disgusting. It's like drinking so much of an alcoholic drink that the next time you come in contact with you it makes you sick. She has been overloaded by the fuck boys in her past.

Now it is YOUR turn to have this "gently" used baby momma. No returns or refunds. All sales are final.

Cyanide-Cookies · 2021-07-29T19:26:01+00:00

Me externally......

https://media2.giphy.com/media/BmhyI3ERqHdUk/giphy.webp?cid=6c09b952ff16ffc0bcd5c4a38db0f8be67921dfb2bb704aa&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g

Me internally.....

https://media1.giphy.com/media/xT5LMHOgCzWF17txEA/giphy.webp?cid=6c09b95236d3c2cc5138985cf2366b3048ad077759130af6&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g

Joaquino7997 · 2021-07-29T20:55:14+00:00

She doesn't want to deal with fuckboys but is totally cool with men playing with her boobs and 'possibly' seeing her piercings....if they ask.

Folks now know that men are swiping left on this trash.

_Nequis_ · 2021-07-29T19:27:04+00:00

Who wanna bet that the piercings are on her nipples and that she's asking you to play with her tits the same way one would whip horse bridles?

fuzzy_brb · 2021-07-29T20:30:53+00:00

She's the kind of woman that will undress herself and you, grab your penis, stick it in her pussy and tell you not to fuck her. And blame you for the whole thing.

Or she'll cover herself with steak, enter a lion's cage and tell the lions not to eat her. And blame the lions if she gets mauled.

NickTesla2018 · 2021-07-30T00:36:22+00:00

Ask her about the new gunt piercing. Yikes?!

AngryCockOfJustice · 2021-07-29T21:45:03+00:00

All of you just shut up and show some respect.

I'm in love with her ♥️💞💕. She belongs to me and I to her.

^/s

Additional-Video3921 · 2021-07-29T22:42:21+00:00

Repulsive.

AlextheHun24 · 2021-07-29T22:55:47+00:00

“A plus size woman” = I’m a land whale with a huge appetite.

Disciple_Of_Cheesus · 2021-07-30T04:09:04+00:00

Just imagine being one of her three sons and having to have THAT for a mom.

I swear, it's enough to send chills down your spine...

Vikingbeard1 · 2021-07-31T05:53:24+00:00

Now now, there is indeed a proper, gentlemanly way to play with tits. And that's to pay her first.

DavidNipondeCarlos · 2021-07-30T07:49:29+00:00

IQ test: PTSD = shell shock, plus size = ?.

spaghetti_hitchens · 2021-07-31T04:54:39+00:00

Don't call me out for sleeping around! How will I ever live with the shame?!

Title	Mother of 3 WILL CALL YOU OUT if you sleep around! But play with her tits and ask about her piercings 😉
Author	BizzareMinotaur
Upvotes	180
Comments	45
Date	July 29, 2021 4:53 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/ou1c21/mother_of_3_will_call_you_out_if_you_sleep_around/
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