“Ya know, I was talking with my wife the other day, and she said that really soon, some hot girl is going to grab you by the fucking balls and you will totally fall in love with her. I agree with her. Dude, you won’t be single for long!” I replied with the normal “ya know buddy, some people are better off alone, and I prefer solitude” and he negated everything I told him. Like he knows better than I do - like he knows what is best for me. I’ll tell ya - he’d be a much better friend if he was MGTOW, but I love him nevertheless.