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SC2sam · 2020-05-07T19:34:47+00:00

How can so many people fall for a satirical sites post? This isn't a real news story. Its basically the onion.

kevin_2_heaven · 2020-05-07T02:57:05+00:00

Any poehler is looking really good these days

Grave3183 · 2020-05-07T03:00:16+00:00

Is that seriously an on-command defense thing? Evolution is a crazy lady

ezragriffin · 2020-05-07T05:13:03+00:00

Leslie Nope.

N0tMyDyJ0b · 2020-05-07T03:30:53+00:00

Part stripper, part squid!

Honeybadgeroncrack · 2020-05-07T04:14:29+00:00

Bet they didn't see that coming

PaulSkinback00 · 2020-05-07T04:27:55+00:00

Wow fully automatic gash pump, how impressive

Zanakii · 2020-05-07T03:48:52+00:00

All I'm imagining is the jurrasic park raptor that squirt acid..

sourpatchless · 2020-05-07T04:14:21+00:00

I’m just so...

How did she even train herself to do that?

skitzofrenixuk · 2020-05-07T07:45:26+00:00

The bit that gets me is the part it says in self defence

rdrunner_74 · 2020-05-07T09:51:55+00:00

Not her fault...

They asked her to come with them...

alex210sa · 2020-05-07T10:21:08+00:00

How will the town of Pawne Indiana ever recover from this scandal?

NoFear__Ithink · 2020-05-07T18:35:33+00:00

r/atetheonion

kilda2 · 2020-05-07T11:00:06+00:00

The police officer : Knope

NeverNeverLandIsNow · 2020-05-07T12:33:35+00:00

That chick has the crazy eyes

Mokaran90 · 2020-05-07T10:33:50+00:00

Her face makes this all the funnier lmao

notbigay · 2020-05-07T11:22:26+00:00

Piss. She pissed on the fucking officers

Jakeybaby125 · 2020-05-07T09:17:00+00:00

Ngl, that made me laugh my head off

edubiton · 2020-05-07T11:31:13+00:00

She looks proud. It's kind of amusing.

conga_pyro · 2020-05-07T11:48:50+00:00

So what you're saying is: we have found the forst ever human skunk

ahmadshazeb · 2020-05-07T13:25:28+00:00

Non american here. Is Miami in Florida?

FreeThoughts22 · 2020-05-07T14:44:47+00:00

So she peed on them?

counselthedevil · 2020-05-07T18:17:39+00:00

Looks like Amy Poehler and also sounds exactly like something she'd do in one of her movies or shows. Tina Fey put her up to it.

Loc0_MotiV · 2020-05-07T18:27:43+00:00

Satire. Check the source

diamonddin · 2020-05-07T08:12:40+00:00

That is fucking hilarious.

Hahahhahhaha.

Skeptical_Orangutans · 2020-05-07T09:09:00+00:00

Maybe that wasn't a attack. She may just have a very strong police abduction fetish.

otackle72 · 2020-05-07T09:43:42+00:00

That’s not Leslie Knope, that’s Leslie Aw Hell Naw

Edit : Spelling

Yung_Sadness_ · 2020-05-07T04:18:16+00:00

Must be a Ted Bear fan

Legal_Adviser · 2020-05-07T06:04:16+00:00

That's a pretty neat trick.

Woonachan · 2020-05-07T09:49:52+00:00

Have squids evolved?

rdrunner_74 · 2020-05-07T09:50:52+00:00

I though you squirt when you let it go completely and not when resisting...

*confused*

haven20N · 2020-05-07T10:58:58+00:00

Is she going to be the villian in the new spiderman movie?

notnormal2244 · 2020-05-07T11:11:53+00:00

wtf is wrong with her eyes

bruce3434 · 2020-05-07T12:00:57+00:00

Didn't she used to work at SNL?

MannekenP · 2020-05-07T12:01:08+00:00

I am having some difficulty picturing the exact process. Could some kind redditor reenact the deed and take some pictures? For science.

huhukels · 2020-05-07T12:28:11+00:00

How tf does this fit this sub lmao

reverend234 · 2020-05-07T12:51:10+00:00

Self defense? Fuck off

apicard1234 · 2020-05-07T13:06:53+00:00

She might save the marvel franchise!

bloodthorn1990 · 2020-05-07T14:04:02+00:00

change your mobile settings to remove that shitty tag

king-ish · 2020-05-07T14:25:32+00:00

There might have been excessive force... ima need to see the body cam footage

DJChirish · 2020-05-07T14:46:04+00:00

Wait...what the f?!

RaginJake379 · 2020-05-07T16:10:44+00:00

Dilopho-whorus

Dox_Skulder · 2020-05-07T16:25:29+00:00

Link to buy?

ecks_-dee · 2020-05-07T17:49:07+00:00

I swear she looks like a youtube thumbnail

syukhnevych · 2020-05-07T18:20:09+00:00

How, when, where, what? So many questions...

2020-05-07T18:32:10+00:00

Leslie must have had to go to the wiz palace

Spiral83 · 2020-05-07T18:32:48+00:00

From the article:

According to current Florida laws and if convicted of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon against five police officers, Simmons could face up to 1,036 years in jail believe legal experts.

Wow, a whole millennium if found guilty.

DCuuushhh88 · 2020-05-07T18:58:51+00:00

Where did she work? Need to know to do some investigative journalism and research on this incident. Some people man.....

mitchellele · 2020-05-07T18:59:28+00:00

Brandy Maxxx?

Atlfalcon08 · 2020-05-07T19:01:51+00:00

just a little fish sauce...

Frostburn2716 · 2020-05-07T21:21:47+00:00

Of course it’s Florida

crazylegsbobo · 2020-05-07T22:12:34+00:00

Am I the only one who thinks this looks like Amy Poehler

leefitzwater · 2020-05-07T22:15:43+00:00

It's nice to see Ellen Griswold is still keeping busy.

DHLDeliveryGuy · 2020-05-07T22:16:16+00:00

Leslie Nooooope

j0hnNM94 · 2020-05-07T23:10:32+00:00

You mean she PISSED on the police?

mynameisevan01 · 2020-05-08T00:00:42+00:00

I- wha- tha- I- what?

JustABox_ · 2020-05-08T00:50:12+00:00

Leslie Nope

ExoWhited · 2020-05-08T05:00:35+00:00

That’s a passive way of saying she fucking pissed on them...

ObeseGinger · 2020-05-08T13:50:06+00:00

If this was real, kinda impressive

yeeto962 · 2020-05-12T11:42:46+00:00

Leslie NOPE

HEISENBERGreo · 2020-05-07T03:39:08+00:00

She did what....

fruitcake11 · 2020-05-07T13:16:50+00:00

That's the emptiest smile I have ever seen.

DrFateYeet · 2020-05-07T12:02:08+00:00

I don't know if this is troll or satire. But this is a stupid post to post here

MilManShow · 2020-05-07T11:50:43+00:00

Biological Warfare now? I know they like to put period blood in speghetti "Too keep a man" Like psycho mommy taught them. But this is over that crazy by far. Yep boys be cautious when they "make you food"...

USMC-KOS · 2020-05-07T12:17:37+00:00

This bitch is cool as fuck

Title	Xpost from r/awfuleverything
Author	sablin007
Upvotes	863
Comments	105
Date	May 7, 2020 2:56 AM UTC (6 years ago)
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