Context:
Italy
Me: 22 Yo 5’2” (talk about playing hard mode)
Her: 21 Yo couple inches shorter, 8/10 with great body.
Met her after joining a literature club at the university. Last two meetings I decided to finally start implementing all the RP material I’ve been reading. So I started to neg and tease her and she seemed to love it. We talked a little and I kept it funny and aloof. There’s a lot of background here but I’ll skip all of that for know and get to the point.
Yesterday we have a dinner with the club. I knew I had to go all in since she’s leaving in a month or something to study abroad for a while. I figured I could as well try some RP stuff before she left. So we get there and I start my usual thing. We sit close to each other and during dinner we talk from time to time. I keep teasing and negging her. Not giving her too much attention though. The right amount. After a while I turn around and notice there’s one of my high school classmates sitting at a table behind. A 7/10 brunette. I turn and I’m about to tell my friend that she’s there. (He knows her too) When I hear somebody calling my name. I turn back again and see another of my classmates. And there’s a third one too! A stunning 9/10 and a 8/10 both brunettes. (Yeah I had a lot of eye candy in my highschool class XD) All I’m thinking is: preselection! I can use this. So I stand up and go say hello to them. And they respond very enthusiastically because we had a good relationship back then. We chit chat a bit and I realize that from the way we were sitting, my 8/10 is giving us the back. If it were the other way around she would have definitely seen the whole scene, but I can’t be sure she’s looking or has noticed enough. Fortunately there’s a birthday at another table. Lights go off and some sort of firework candle is lit so I’m sure that she at least turned to see what’s going on and saw me talking with those 3 brunettes. Anyway, I sit back at my place next to her.
Time passes, we talk more. I try some light kino. Tickling her is dangerous because she jumps like a spring. Can’t escalate much though as we’re in a social setting with people all around us.
She says she can hold her alcool when she goes out drinking and I playfully doubt it.
I make some joke at her hair color and I tell her that I once was really blonde and I used to straighten my hair. She doesn’t believe it and I promise her to show her a picture, but I wanna make a bet with her. I propose to bet some chupitos when we go out drinking. She’s in and the conversation moves to other stuff.
We leave the restaurant. She says she wants to walk to the station. The rest of the people split but now it’s me, her and 4 other guys. Those dudes ( ranging from betaish to utterly clueless) strode forward while I keep myself a few paces back with her. I playfully try to make her do a “cioppi cioppi” (you’d pronounce it “choppy”)
You may be thinking “what the hell is that?” Well fuck if I remember where it came from, but it’s something that came up in my group of friends.
Basically, you hold the girl’s cheeks and gently squeeze until she makes a fishmouth, she then has to say “cioppi cioppi”
Stupid as hell but it’s playful, random and kino. I try pulling it on her but she’s shy and after a while I give up. Not before an idea pops in my mind. We stop for a while and I’m thinking to myself “this is bad, it’s a damn sausage fest” there’s no way I can isolate easily and do something.
But I get lucky. Because all the dudes have to go to in another direction. So I briefly say goodbye to them and start walking. She joins me but slows down and turns around. “Wasn’t X going to come with us?”
And she’s kinda right, I understood it that way too. But fuck that, I don’t need this guy cockblocking me. It’s too good of a chance. So I reach around her waist and go “naaa, come on woman let’s move!” and gently push her in the right direction. I think I see her giggle with the corner of my eye. And the real game begins. We’re alone, there’s very few people on the road and we’re walking under some beautiful arches in the city center. We talk a lot. I keep the topics light and funny. I keep negging and teasing her. She tells me her girlfriends don’t approve a dress she chose for a bachelorette party. “Why? Too kinky? Is it short and bareback?”
She goes “omg yeah!” I laugh it off and ask “what’s the color? No wait let me guess…” I stare at her like I’m thinking while I’m just about to guess. The guess is right. (it was cream white btw)
We laugh a bit about it and move on.
She’s telling me something when we arrive at a crosswalk. The light is red for us and there’s a huge streetcar coming from the left. She’s so focused she does not notice it or something and goes on. I grab her from the back of the coat and pull her back because is she suddenly becomes pudding it really complicates things for me. We joke that I just saved her life and go on. (scarily close to the truth, though) I get to know her somewhat better while I don’t tell much about myself to keep up a little mystery. But the conversation goes on extremely smoothly and funny. I’m aloof and random at times. While talking about music I say something like “Oh you must definitely come and see me play!” “oh right, what do you play?”
“the Irish flute” delivered with a deadpan face.
She asks “how’s an Irish flute different?”
“well It’s black with a Guinness logo”
Her expression is priceless. I manage to hold off grinning.
Funny thing is, I can really play it a little, and it’s really black with a Guinness logo XD.
After a while and some other jokes she says: “I can’t tell when you’re joking and you’re not!”
“and that’s what you find so interesting”
I reckon this means I’m doing something right. It means I’m the right amount of cocky and funny. Also, it’s not like I played the clown the whole time, I’m just pointing out the parts where I realized I was using RP stuff. I also mad some kino like half hugs and such. It’s not exactly easy when you’re walking and you’re both wrapped in thick winter clothes. Anyway, I keep my frame tight and she even punches me on the arm after something I say. A thousand bells ring in my head telling me that THIS is a good sign. But the walk gets closer to it’s end. She says “I hope no drunk guys try to hit on me on the bus” “What? Happens often?”
“well yes…”
“wow they must be really desperate to hit on a girl like you” Said playfully of course. ( now that I think about it, this might have been her qualifying )
We get to the station with the bus stops. We stand there for a while about to say goodbye and I realize that it’s the moment. I need to try going all in and kiss her.
So I say “I won’t let you go until you show me a decent cioppi cioppi”
She playfully agrees, so I take her face in my palms gently and tell her what to do.
The first try is awful. A terrible cioppi cioppi if I ever saw one. I tell her so and ask her to try again. She looks to the side towards her bus at the stop before agreeing. When she turns again my fingertips are already lightly brushing her cheeks. I hold her for a second, our eyes lock and I kiss her. She’s into it. I know I have to break the kiss first but we end up doing it together.
I say “An excellent cioppi cioppi!” with a shit eating grin.
She smiles “You’re…Just awful!” or something on those lines.
I confirm “Awful, tempting and irresistible.” (yes, I really said that XD I was like, “might as well do it in my best RP style.)
And I go for another kiss, this time holding her by the waist. And this is where things get strange. Because when we split we’re both kind of shocked and we have no idea what to do. She starts to move towards the bus and I just say “I’ll send you that pic on facebook” (the one we were talking about at the dinner) She says “yeah right, I still don’t believe you” and that’s it.
So now I’m thinking of sending her the pic saying that I won the bet and trying to get her out for drinks or something. Funny thing is, I don’t have her number.
It was the first time I consciously used RP skills and strategies and I must say I’m astounded. It’s one thing to read about something, a completely different thing seeing it work in practice.
Yes, I realize it’s just a kiss and nothing may come of it. But the point was to test TRP and it worked like a charm. She’s leaving in a moth anyway so it’s not like I can do more than try to sleep with her.
PS: Sorry if formatting is off, this is my first time posting. Also I’m still learning English so if something sounds strange, that’s why XD
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