People here bitch and moan over nothing. Almost no one here has any right to complain.

Every time you have a problem, imagine the poor kids in Africa and how much better you have it.

Too short or ugly?

Imagine the poor malnourished kids in Africa who could never hope to reach their potential height or looks level.

The Lunchables that mommy packed you was missing a Ritz cracker?

Imagine the poor kids in Africa who’ll never even see a Ritz cracker in their life.

Lost your job?

Imagine the poor kids in Africa who survive on $2 a day.

Your house burned down?

Imagine the poor kids in Africa who would do anything to eat the charred fiberglass and vinyl remains of your house.

Edit: wow, some of you guys really can’t detect satire. That’s supposed to be my job; I’m the autistic one.