Step 1. Catch her cheating

Step 2. Listen to how it's your fault she's cheating

Step 3. Divorce her ass

Step 4. Have her move in with her Ex, then out of there and into her own place.

Ok, now that those steps are done she'll start to tell you she wishes she could have have the chance to fix what she broke. All she wants is you!! Now it's YOU who aren't choosing her!! (I had to stop typing to laugh about that) Yes she chose him over you, but that doesn't mean you were always her Plan A, because, after all, she married YOU!

That'll go on for a while, then it'll stop while she hits those apps and tries out the 304 life.

Ok, 304 life sucks? (literally and figuratively, I bet...) Let's go back to begging for another chance with the man we walked all over -because now she's "learned hard lessons and realizes what she had was really great." Continue to tell her no.

Now here's how you KNOW: Be out one night with some friends and she is begging you to come see her, to just TALK about what she can do to make it up to you. Tell her no thank you, have her say she's afraid to be by herself right now. Decide to check on her after a few hours and try calling her .......it goes to VM....... She attempted suicide once before a long time ago... become a bit worried and decide you don't want to live with knowing she might have and not bothered to go check.... decide to drive past because you are legit worried she offed herself, and see her AP's truck in her driveway (you know, the one she swears she blocked after he "beat the shit out of her" lol). Take a picture and go back to hang out with your friends with a smile and the most comfortable inner feeling ever. For good measure, get the blonde's number.

Next day she'll text you asking how your night went. When you ask why she didn't reply to you, and tell her you were legit worried about her she "went to bed early" because she was so depressed and sad that you were ignoring her. You get bonus points if she continues to try to guilt trip you about not coming to see her when she "needed" you! Just try not to laugh out loud at her!

I send her that pic every single time she brings up "us" now.