Had an interesting one a few months back. Starved of sex for years, in a brief moment where things seemed to moving in the right direction I held her and kissed her. We used to only ever French kiss.

Suddenly she says, “No Tongues” …. talk about putting a dampener on things. It ended there, but the words hit hard.

Like WTF, it reminded me of a high class hooker that keeps French kissing for her real lover.