After a recent break-up I let off some steam by writing an incantation/spell/prayer to ward off any LVM that might try to come for me in the future. I welcome your feedback.

everwonderlust · 2021-11-22T13:17:52+00:00

Brilliant work of art 🖼 May it be forever etched in the hall of “Casting spells against the LVMs” 👌

The_Cat_Empress · 2021-11-22T13:52:22+00:00

I feel like this would make an FDS bonfire fun. We write male grievances and throw them into the fire. 🔥

europoor24 · 2021-11-22T13:14:10+00:00

haha that's awesome. Sad that it has to be said.

Japanese-Spaghetti · 2021-11-22T14:32:00+00:00

Romantic lusts and desires of LVM really do stick around too long in your mind like a demon, thanks to perhaps fantasy romantic movies and childhood trauma. I swear LVM are the devil’s little helpers!

HereForTheFreeFoodOk · 2021-11-22T13:29:18+00:00

Another neat trick is to write their name on a piece of paper - and put it at the back of your freezer.

Freezes them out of your existence.

kansascitydream · 2021-11-22T22:12:49+00:00

Petition to have a magic fds podcast episode ✨

tuberosetears · 2021-11-22T15:27:09+00:00

I have/I am enough on my own. I just need one good partner who knows how to treat a lady.

I invite you to explore the polarity of these two sentences and how they reflect your view of your own strength.

katiekat0214 · 2021-11-22T23:24:54+00:00

I have chatted for years, on several platforms, and one guy I kept running into was SUCH an ass, I wrote this geas, that I'm extremely proud of: "By earth, air, fire, water; by all the old gods, and the new; by all that is holy; by all that is unholy; by all that is, was, and shall be: I lay this geas upon you, [name], that if you speak any unkind, untrue word to me, Katie, your throat will be parched like the desert, and you will not be able to slake your thirst; your heart will race out of your chest, and you will die; your tongue will rot in your mouth, and you will be silent and silenced forever; and for speaking lies, filth, and abuse, you will never know love in your life and you will die friendless, alone, and forgotten. Speak truth and be kind, and you will escape these punishments. This geas is now upon you forever. So mote it be."

Like any good geas, there is a way out... basically be a good human and you won't be punished into the ground and then forgotten as having ever existed.

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Title	After a recent break-up I let off some steam by writing an incantation/spell/prayer to ward off any LVM that might try to come for me in the future. I welcome your feedback.
Author	pat_labor_of_love
Upvotes	81
Comments	10
Date	November 22, 2021 12:57 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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