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[–]TellCerseeItWasMeFDS Newbie 207 points208 points209 points 5 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
Yeah... umm... my ex's sister had a baby
The next time my we were intimate together, he said he wanted me to breastfeed him
I never slept with him ever again
[–]amhran_oicheFDS Newbie 118 points119 points120 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Disgusting but not surprising. They want to sexualize everything. God forbid there is something just for the baby.
[–]TellCerseeItWasMeFDS Newbie 73 points74 points75 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Most males are huge babies :/
[–]TellCerseeItWasMeFDS Newbie 41 points42 points43 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Angry scrotes with blocked comments trying to reply, I luv u and better luck next time baby xo
[–]sugarplumcutieFDS Newbie 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😭😭😭😭
[–]myoklifeFDS Newbie 67 points68 points69 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
hey what the FUCK
[–]TellCerseeItWasMeFDS Newbie 32 points33 points34 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Never date a Mama's boy
[–]yggiwtmiihFDS Newbie 59 points60 points61 points 5 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
He watched his sister breastfeed and thought of sexually reenacting that... 🤢
Someone get me off this planet.
[–]TellCerseeItWasMeFDS Newbie 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'll book us both a ticket
Jesus Christ🤢🤮🤮
[–]millriceFDS Newbie 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The f*ck did I just read
[–]Introambi1FDS Newbie 44 points45 points46 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I’m utterly repulsed.
[–]wrice05FDS Apprentice 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Right? Legit this is one of the most disturbing pictures I've ever seen. I'm beyond weirded out here
[–]TriniGoldFDS Newbie 48 points49 points50 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They got the couch right. Because after she burps him, he’s gonna want therapist-mommy to start her shift.
[–]sjw__7FDS Apprentice 45 points46 points47 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Had a guy once who curled up and put his head in my lap when we were on the couch on the first date. I tried to tell myself it was sweet 🤡.
Come to think of it this has happened more than once with more than one dude. When we curl up or lie down together somewhere and it’s always them wanting to rest their head on me and get their hair stroked or whatever.
Always leaves me feeling like mummy to a big man baby. Such a turn off, especially when you’re not in a serious relationship with the guy and haven’t even decided if you actually care about him or not.
[–]NiBBasBeCrazyFDS Newbie 27 points28 points29 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ugh you know what I hate? When men give you the “puppy eyes” when you barely even know them yet...
Chill tf out Jake, I don’t care what’s gotten you so upset. Puppy eyes are for puppies, not grown ass men.
Pathetic.
[–]the-lonely-spirit 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I don’t mind the hair stroking tbh. But this reminds me of the posts on Reddit like “be sure to take care of your man too!! Give him compliments and kiss his booboo!” And then these scrotes take it too far and expect to be babied. Blegh. The same men also assume women get fed grapes every day and their asses patted. JFC
[–]sjw__7FDS Apprentice 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If I’m in a serious relationship with a man who I love and who treats me well, he can get all the cuddles and hair stroking he wants. And it is always reciprocal.
But when these guys curl up on you in the early stages of dating and expect this treatment it’s just 🤢
[–]JSBachLoveFDS Newbie 42 points43 points44 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LMAO. IM DEAD. 💀
[–]yggiwtmiihFDS Newbie 36 points37 points38 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The savanna desert is no longer the driest place on Earth.
[–]NiBBasBeCrazyFDS Newbie 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤣🤣🤣🤣
[–]freelancepsychicFDS Newbie 18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is why men love it when women talk in a baby voice
[–]AlextheAnalystFDS Newbie 105 points106 points107 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why is this guy compromising? Full breastfeeding or she's a gold digger!
[–]sugarplumcutieFDS Newbie 15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
SICK😭😭😭
[–]freaking_unicornFDS Newbie 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤢🤮 I almost downvoted instinctively.
[–]the-lonely-spirit 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nothing dries a woman up faster than A) The Audacity✨and B)this shit.
[–]vibrantgrayFDS Newbie 15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I swear grown men would suck on their mommas titties if they got the chance.
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[–]TellCerseeItWasMeFDS Newbie 41 points42 points43 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]sugarplumcutieFDS Newbie 13 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]myoklifeFDS Newbie 67 points68 points69 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]TellCerseeItWasMeFDS Newbie 32 points33 points34 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]yggiwtmiihFDS Newbie 59 points60 points61 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]TellCerseeItWasMeFDS Newbie 14 points15 points16 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]sugarplumcutieFDS Newbie 13 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]millriceFDS Newbie 12 points13 points14 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Introambi1FDS Newbie 44 points45 points46 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]wrice05FDS Apprentice 8 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]TriniGoldFDS Newbie 48 points49 points50 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]sjw__7FDS Apprentice 45 points46 points47 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–]NiBBasBeCrazyFDS Newbie 27 points28 points29 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]the-lonely-spirit 9 points10 points11 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]sjw__7FDS Apprentice 5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]JSBachLoveFDS Newbie 42 points43 points44 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]yggiwtmiihFDS Newbie 36 points37 points38 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]NiBBasBeCrazyFDS Newbie 4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]freelancepsychicFDS Newbie 18 points19 points20 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]AlextheAnalystFDS Newbie 105 points106 points107 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]sugarplumcutieFDS Newbie 15 points16 points17 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]freaking_unicornFDS Newbie 13 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]the-lonely-spirit 5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]vibrantgrayFDS Newbie 15 points16 points17 points (0 children) | Copy Link