Let's be real

TellCerseeItWasMe · 2021-05-14T22:04:24+00:00

Yeah... umm... my ex's sister had a baby

The next time my we were intimate together, he said he wanted me to breastfeed him

I never slept with him ever again

Introambi1 · 2021-05-14T23:46:45+00:00

I’m utterly repulsed.

TriniGold · 2021-05-15T03:47:44+00:00

They got the couch right. Because after she burps him, he’s gonna want therapist-mommy to start her shift.

sjw__7 · 2021-05-15T07:57:04+00:00

Had a guy once who curled up and put his head in my lap when we were on the couch on the first date. I tried to tell myself it was sweet 🤡.

Come to think of it this has happened more than once with more than one dude. When we curl up or lie down together somewhere and it’s always them wanting to rest their head on me and get their hair stroked or whatever.

Always leaves me feeling like mummy to a big man baby. Such a turn off, especially when you’re not in a serious relationship with the guy and haven’t even decided if you actually care about him or not.

JSBachLove · 2021-05-14T22:27:51+00:00

LMAO. IM DEAD. 💀

yggiwtmiih · 2021-05-15T06:36:18+00:00

The savanna desert is no longer the driest place on Earth.

freelancepsychic · 2021-05-15T03:33:12+00:00

This is why men love it when women talk in a baby voice

AlextheAnalyst · 2021-05-14T21:39:58+00:00

Why is this guy compromising? Full breastfeeding or she's a gold digger!

sugarplumcutie · 2021-05-15T05:23:13+00:00

SICK😭😭😭

freaking_unicorn · 2021-05-15T09:11:31+00:00

🤢🤮 I almost downvoted instinctively.

the-lonely-spirit · 2021-05-15T14:09:18+00:00

Nothing dries a woman up faster than A) The Audacity✨and B)this shit.

vibrantgray · 2021-05-15T08:34:28+00:00

I swear grown men would suck on their mommas titties if they got the chance.

Title	Let's be real
Author	00auroraravepants
Upvotes	644
Comments	27
Date	May 14, 2021 8:46 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/ncikz6/lets_be_real/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/lets-be-real.756954 https://theredarchive.com/post/756954

Comments