Life hack: dump your controlling LVM and find you a HVM who shares your sense of humor and interests! Your entire relationship will thrive.

PurblWasp · 2020-02-13T21:54:14+00:00

oh, the passive aggressiveness oozing outta striked-out boy over to the left... I hope he has been dropped like a hot potato

thestemgorl_ · 2020-02-13T21:06:54+00:00

If he thinks she’s cheating out of no where, then he’s cheating. People always project their guilty / insecurity without knowing.

michelle032499 · 2020-02-13T22:06:53+00:00

I'll take column B all day

greensciencegeek · 2020-02-13T21:04:41+00:00

awww, the text to the right is cute!

beanandsleezeburrito · 2020-02-14T02:35:56+00:00

MocDanielhelder handurger

MyGilleyCat · 2020-02-14T04:27:37+00:00

Him : Try not to cheat on me.

Her: Don't worry I wont, it's over. *Get lit with friends*

arnaq · 2020-02-14T01:44:01+00:00

Left dude prob cheating on her and that’s why he is so paranoid

Snowlamp · 2020-02-14T18:58:04+00:00

Ah left sounds familiar. The overweight balding ex who refused to take me out in public because of my looks, would text me all night every time I went out.
Even when I'd go on holiday on my own because of course he wouldn't go on holiday with me either.
He even told me he did this to remind me of him so I didn't meet anyone else.
The man who was embarrassed to be seen out with me.

cherieblosum · 2020-02-14T11:55:07+00:00

Lmao. Left was like my ex. Surprise he turned out to be cheating on me.

ilikesoy_ · 2020-02-25T11:54:13+00:00

my ex used to say "dont cheat" more than he said i love you, and he said it every 15 minutes.

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