Mother Nature knows!!

siberiansummer · 2020-04-07T04:35:01+00:00

Talking about rESouRceS? How about putting your life on the line just like plenty of other species?

kngminhee · 2020-04-07T05:42:10+00:00

Based and pinkpilled

radical__daphne · 2020-04-07T09:08:33+00:00

Me

Also

Rapists get eaten. 🤷‍♀️👌

Hennyyenni · 2020-04-07T05:25:50+00:00

MRW a literal octopus (the squishiest of all animals) has more of backbone than “i pay 50/50 I give my man sex whenever he wants and I do all the cleaning and cooking” pick me fools 😂

cherry-sweet · 2020-04-07T07:59:16+00:00

Queen shit. We need to take as little shit as our animal counterparts lol

sadcello · 2020-04-07T05:35:02+00:00

Such an inspiration.

CeriseNoire · 2020-04-07T13:49:27+00:00

Dang, they should put my girl octopus in those "You're not you when you're hungry" Snickers commercials.

2020-04-07T10:00:50+00:00

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WeirdStray · 2020-04-07T16:38:02+00:00

If female praying mantisses get hungry but can't find any prey, they will start giving off pheromones to attract males, which she will then kill and eat.

TheSatanicVegan · 2020-04-07T14:33:02+00:00

Cannibalism on their rapist. Metal.

Adawritesrules · 2020-04-07T12:11:15+00:00

Sorry guys! ITs BiOlOgY

(Kind of kike how you claim it’s biology when you try to excuse your pedophilia and pass it off as “normal”)

perkypancakes · 2020-04-07T12:16:41+00:00

“I said I’m not in the mood!!!”

Pipulka · 2020-04-07T15:25:58+00:00

We should be more like these queens. Except a hairy scrote doesn't sound too tasty to me

CSardothien_1 · 2020-04-07T16:18:18+00:00

Praised be.

greenteaapplepie69 · 2020-04-07T09:02:46+00:00

based and pinkpilled.

Cherry-Garcia- · 2020-04-07T20:21:05+00:00

And THAT is the reason you always take a woman out for a nice dinner BEFORE trying to mate with her!

Dismal-Storm · 2020-04-07T22:55:01+00:00

It should be this subreddits mascot! You go girl.

blucowz · 2020-04-07T20:01:09+00:00

I know what my spirit animal is now.

JOEYMAMI2015 · 2020-04-07T16:36:52+00:00

I do love fried octopus; it's a delicacy in Peru lmfao

Title	Mother Nature knows!!
Author	siberiansummer
Upvotes	643
Comments	22
Date	April 7, 2020 4:31 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/fwe22g/mother_nature_knows/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/mother-nature-knows.678824 https://theredarchive.com/post/678824

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