Perfect!

blessing-to-your-day · 2020-10-31T17:17:56+00:00

Just walk around with period pads to scare them away.

They all love pussies until it serves its other natural function

typeadhd · 2020-11-01T03:44:08+00:00

Then tell them you’re on your period but you have a weird condition it’s in your mouth and some women have this condition too so if you keep telling women to smile they will show you their mouth periods so stop doing this

wayward_woman · 2020-10-31T18:57:13+00:00

Ha, that's genius

ooftaboofta3 · 2020-10-31T22:00:41+00:00

Omg when I was young I was working in my church (minor so I had no choice) and they came around to do individual pictures of the volunteers. I smiled with closed lips like I usually do and the guy kept saying "no shoe some teeth" even though I kept saying I didn't want to. Eventually I did and that picture haunted my body dysmorphia for YEARS once I saw it. And for such a dumb reason too.

Equal-Ear2312 · 2020-11-01T08:20:40+00:00

for some reason I associate the request of "smile, dear, why don't you put on a smile?" with a dog trainer giving a command.

women don't exist for men's entertainment. sure... there are some jobs that require you to be "pleasant" such as a hostess at a restaurant or receptionists... and usually, most clueless men would hit upon this person, mistaking her professional requirement to smile as some form of an invitation to flirt.

as women, we don't owe anyone a smile. if our job dictates us to be "pleasant", then that is not an invitation, either. most of the times it's men who can't take a hint and always jump to conclusions. especially since they all tend to overestimate a woman's sexual interest in them anyway.

margitaolympia · 2020-10-31T19:12:12+00:00

this post makes me so happy 🥺

s-s-smokin · 2020-10-31T16:30:07+00:00

I'm definitely doing this

Unlikely-Marzipan · 2020-11-01T12:18:28+00:00

Haha I love this!!!

Title	Perfect!
Author	idiopathictendencies
Upvotes	850
Comments	19
Date	October 31, 2020 2:24 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/jlj7y8/perfect/
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