Doesn't trim his nails that harbor a whole shit bacteria colony and expects you to be fine with him putting them in your vagina
Doesn't wash his ass and has skid marks in his underwear, expects you to give oral anyways
Scaly, ashy body skin
Always smells like fear sweat even though he wears strongly scented deodorant spray
Doesn't wash his hands after touching his penis to go pee because he wants to mark his territory
May shave his pubes but always has infected and clogged pores from it
Has enough earwax to make a whole candle
Unashamedly shows his wiry, clumpy, disgusting underarm hair
Patchy beard and full unibrow
Starts balding by mid 20s, keeps his hopes and dreams in the last few wispy strands when he's in his 60s
Skincare consists of pizza grease and hand soap
Wears 5 year old plain clothing that his mother bought for him, if mother doesn't buy him clothing his underwear has stains and holes
Has dead eyes from watching too much filmed rape (pornography)
5 inch small penis and is deeply insecure about it, bought a penis pump but is afraid it'll break his dick so he doesn't use it
Has ED and infertility from watching filmed rape, death grip and poor diet, but can get it up if he strangles you so you'd better do it for him
Is either skinny fat, skeleton man, or fat, and the ones that do go to the gym train only some body parts and look disproportionate and ridiculous
edit: Love seeing the deleted comments of triggered males, shut up and stay in your place.
[–]Pizza-n-LiceFDS STRATEGY COACH49 points50 points51 points (0 children) | Copy Link
Women's standards are just too high, you're all going to be miserable spinsters if you don't accept these guys. Do you really want to risk being alone, when you could be washing a man's shit covered underwear, catering to all his needs and fulfilling his porn fantasies? Enjoy your boxed wine and cats losers! I'm off to cook dinner for my man while he plays video games.
[–]themissdaydreamerFDS Disciple17 points18 points19 points (0 children) | Copy Link
lol my 5 month old kitten cleans himself better than most men out there, and I have to scoop his poop.
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[–]getrippeddiemirinFDS Newbie18 points19 points20 points (0 children) | Copy Link
Honestly of late I've started to make comments like, "That truck is sexier than any man I've seen all day" and I'll stop saying it when it stops being true
[–]hoIds_up_sporkFDS Disciple25 points26 points27 points (0 children) | Copy Link
Literally! I've seen ONE hot guy [that wasn't my boyfriend] in the last month. No wonder super models date down! I live in a city of 6 million. The dusty scrotes complain that all the girls in the city are stuck up and high maintenance (even as they try to get with us)...... nah bruh, you're just disgusting.
[–]riseaboveagainFDS Apprentice1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
Go someplace where there’s a lot of gay men. So much well groomed, fit, snappy, handsomeness. Makes a girl happy for them, but sad thinking about the scraggly hetero male choices she’s stuck with.
[–]throwawayy92838383Ruthless Strategist3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
LMAO! So true it hurts.
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